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Can anybody think of a ryming way of saying a football match has been postponed.
A few i have made up so far.
Flu at Crewe
Foot and mouth at Queen of the south
unexploded bomb at West Brom
A few i have made up so far.
Flu at Crewe
Foot and mouth at Queen of the south
unexploded bomb at West Brom
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Dose of the runs at Corinthians
Floodlights broke at Stoke |
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Beri-beri at Bury
Potentially life-threatening dangers at Stafford Rangers |
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Everyone smells of poo - Man U
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Potentially life-threatening dangers at Stafford Rangers
 Excellent Keep them coming |
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diarrhoea at Almeria
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Extreme sleet at Fleet.
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Pubic lice at Crystal Palace
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Floodlight failure.
It's far too dark at Villa park. |
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unexplained carton found at Dumbarton
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What a palava at Banik Osrava
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dangerous chemicals and hamilton academicals
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*dangerous chemicals at hamilton academicals
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unexplained carton found at Dumbarton
joint best so far |
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Players sexually abused, Arsenal
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conditions are arctic in and around Partick
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dangerous chemicals at hamilton academicals
Will be hard to beat that beauty |
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DFMS
some great replies |
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Someone's locked the doors at Solihull Moors
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serial killer on the loose at the villa
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Dodgy pork up at York.
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Sickness and diarrhea
at Barf City (I'll get me coat) |
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Every squad member's poorly up at Chorley.
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Fun is banned at Sunderland
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There's a streaker called Alice delaying kick off at Crystal Palace
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Frozen pitch at Norwich
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The pitch has a bad crack at Borussia Munchengladbach
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There's a gunman called Sid at Real Madrid
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Ref suffered a pile at Plymouth Argyle
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Theres Influenza at Vicenza,
and a Plague of Boils at the Thames Valley Royals |
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The Ref's lost his whistle at Partick Thistle
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An outbreak of senility and Gainsborough Trinity.
Some bad and lose teeth at Cowdenbeath. |
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The Linesman's just died at Celtic v Clyde
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Too much bad ale at Port Vale
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Pitch sprouting of Curly Kale at Port Vale
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ffs
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The refs been run over by a Deltic at Farsley Celtic.
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An exploding fridge at Dagenham & Redbridge.
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There's a bout of chronic indigestion from the half time pies at Preston
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A Gun-Toting Len Ganley at Accrington Stanley,
and withdrawal of labour, at Gornik Zabre. |