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Premier League Cycle
09 Jan 13 10:41
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My sister and her mate are going to the Lakeside darts dressed as penguins ...

Can chit-chat help out with some gags / puns to write on boards for them to hold up ??

Then your work might get on TV Happy

TIA !
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Report danniellasmincepies January 9, 2013 10:47 AM GMT
Seen any iceholes
Report Clungehungry January 9, 2013 10:47 AM GMT
:-) This has to be one of my favourite thread titles...concepts ever. I will do my best!
Report judorick January 9, 2013 10:48 AM GMT
Trebles for show, doubles for snow
Report Clungehungry January 9, 2013 10:49 AM GMT
Anyone for ice oche?
Report Clungehungry January 9, 2013 10:53 AM GMT
I'm not sure how old they are but they could perhaps claim to the black and white menstruals?
Report Clungehungry January 9, 2013 10:55 AM GMT
You don't need a Double, Dekker, you need a penguin.

(I didn't say my best would be any good)
Report Huggy January 9, 2013 10:56 AM GMT
Report Premier League Cycle January 9, 2013 10:56 AM GMT
Loving your work Sir !! Laugh
Report Premier League Cycle January 9, 2013 10:58 AM GMT
^^^ For Clungehungry mostly
Report HRH The Lager Khan January 9, 2013 11:15 AM GMT
Get them to flash their chebs to the camera.

It might not be funny, but it will certainly break the ice.
Report utc January 9, 2013 11:15 AM GMT
All the way from the Antarctic O'Shean.  Come on Tony.
Report man of many moods January 9, 2013 11:23 AM GMT
When a dart bounces off the wire . . .

P-P-P-P-Pick up that dart!
Report HRH The Lager Khan January 9, 2013 11:27 AM GMT
They should sit on different sides of the stage and be polar opposites
Report Crisp77 January 9, 2013 1:26 PM GMT
Q: Why do Penguins carry darts in their beaks?
A: Because they haven´t got any pockets.
Report Clungehungry January 9, 2013 1:38 PM GMT
Q: Why are Penguins' darts so often miss their target?
A: Because they are flightless.
Report Crisp77 January 9, 2013 1:44 PM GMT

Jan 9, 2013 -- 1:38PM, Clungehungry wrote:


Q: Why are Penguins' darts so often miss their target?A: Because they are flightless.


WINNER Love

Report Crisp77 January 9, 2013 1:44 PM GMT
Once the grammar is sorted out Mischief

Why do
Report Clungehungry January 9, 2013 1:54 PM GMT
lol oh yeah I changed it mid-sentence!
Report danniellasmincepies January 9, 2013 1:59 PM GMT
That's a Birdseye
Report Clungehungry January 9, 2013 2:21 PM GMT
Q: Who was penguin's favourite ever darts commentator?
A: Sid Waddle.
Report danniellasmincepies January 9, 2013 2:26 PM GMT
Why do penguins attend darts competitions-
They have time to krill .
Report judorick January 9, 2013 2:29 PM GMT
these are supposed to be for cards that can be held up in the crowd at the darts
Report Clungehungry January 9, 2013 2:45 PM GMT
Did you hear about the women who dressed as penguins to entertain people?
Yeah, the black and white menstruals.
Report SqueezeFirmly January 9, 2013 2:46 PM GMT
That gonna need a big placard, Sparky
Report Clungehungry January 9, 2013 2:48 PM GMT
Yeah I've kinda gone off topic.


I prefer penguin now.
Report danniellasmincepies January 9, 2013 2:48 PM GMT
What's black and white and read all over
A freshly whipped penguin
Report MisterBadger January 9, 2013 10:24 PM GMT
one nun dead and eighty

coat etc.
Report Crisp77 January 9, 2013 10:32 PM GMT
I'm dressed as a penguin because the wouldn't let a pufin*

*spelt wrong due to censoring
Report starfish and coffee January 10, 2013 8:30 AM GMT
'Darting on Ice'
Report Ylime January 10, 2013 8:56 AM GMT
If they are big lasses they probably look more like Killer Whales so......

I Orca Be Ironing..

Whale Meat Again..
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