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09 Jan 13
10:41
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My sister and her mate are going to the Lakeside darts dressed as penguins ...
Can chit-chat help out with some gags / puns to write on boards for them to hold up ??
Then your work might get on TV
TIA !
Can chit-chat help out with some gags / puns to write on boards for them to hold up ??
Then your work might get on TV
TIA !
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:-) This has to be one of my favourite thread titles...concepts ever. I will do my best!
I'm not sure how old they are but they could perhaps claim to the black and white menstruals?
You don't need a Double, Dekker, you need a penguin.
(I didn't say my best would be any good)
(I didn't say my best would be any good)
Get them to flash their chebs to the camera.
It might not be funny, but it will certainly break the ice.
It might not be funny, but it will certainly break the ice.
When a dart bounces off the wire . . .
P-P-P-P-Pick up that dart!
P-P-P-P-Pick up that dart!
They should sit on different sides of the stage and be polar opposites
Q: Why do Penguins carry darts in their beaks?
A: Because they haven´t got any pockets.
A: Because they haven´t got any pockets.
Q: Why are Penguins' darts so often miss their target?
A: Because they are flightless.
A: Because they are flightless.
Jan 9, 2013 -- 1:38PM, Clungehungry wrote:
Q: Why are Penguins' darts so often miss their target?A: Because they are flightless.
WINNER 
Q: Who was penguin's favourite ever darts commentator?
A: Sid Waddle.
A: Sid Waddle.
Why do penguins attend darts competitions-
They have time to krill .
They have time to krill .
these are supposed to be for cards that can be held up in the crowd at the darts
Did you hear about the women who dressed as penguins to entertain people?
Yeah, the black and white menstruals.
Yeah, the black and white menstruals.
Yeah I've kinda gone off topic.
I prefer penguin now.
I prefer penguin now.
What's black and white and read all over
A freshly whipped penguin
A freshly whipped penguin
I'm dressed as a penguin because the wouldn't let a pufin*
*spelt wrong due to censoring
*spelt wrong due to censoring
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