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09 Jan 13
09:41
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My sister and her mate are going to the Lakeside darts dressed as penguins ...
Can chit-chat help out with some gags / puns to write on boards for them to hold up ??
Then your work might get on TV
TIA !
Can chit-chat help out with some gags / puns to write on boards for them to hold up ??
Then your work might get on TV
TIA !
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Seen any iceholes
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:-) This has to be one of my favourite thread titles...concepts ever. I will do my best!
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Trebles for show, doubles for snow
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Anyone for ice oche?
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I'm not sure how old they are but they could perhaps claim to the black and white menstruals?
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You don't need a Double, Dekker, you need a penguin.
(I didn't say my best would be any good) |
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Loving your work Sir !!
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^^^ For Clungehungry mostly
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Get them to flash their chebs to the camera.
It might not be funny, but it will certainly break the ice. |
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All the way from the Antarctic O'Shean. Come on Tony.
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When a dart bounces off the wire . . .
P-P-P-P-Pick up that dart! |
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They should sit on different sides of the stage and be polar opposites
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Q: Why do Penguins carry darts in their beaks?
A: Because they haven´t got any pockets. |
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Q: Why are Penguins' darts so often miss their target?
A: Because they are flightless. |
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Once the grammar is sorted out
 Why do |
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lol oh yeah I changed it mid-sentence!
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That's a Birdseye
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Q: Who was penguin's favourite ever darts commentator?
A: Sid Waddle. |
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Why do penguins attend darts competitions-
They have time to krill . |
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these are supposed to be for cards that can be held up in the crowd at the darts
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Did you hear about the women who dressed as penguins to entertain people?
Yeah, the black and white menstruals. |
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That gonna need a big placard, Sparky
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Yeah I've kinda gone off topic.
I prefer penguin now. |
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What's black and white and read all over
A freshly whipped penguin |
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one nun dead and eighty
coat etc. |
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I'm dressed as a penguin because the wouldn't let a pufin*
*spelt wrong due to censoring |
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'Darting on Ice'
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If they are big lasses they probably look more like Killer Whales so......
I Orca Be Ironing.. Whale Meat Again.. |
