i've just sqashed an ant that was crawling over my screen.

just soldier on

Are you displaying some emotion?

if he was singing prince charming i applaud your reckless act of violence

The poor thing was doing his ant stuff but I swatted the thing, I wish I hadn't now but it was a sharp reaction. I'll never go to heaven at this rate

don't tread on an ant, he's done nothing to you, there might come a day when he's treading on you

I don't kill insects as a rule, I was playing poker and he interrupted me. I feel terrible as I'm not a murderer usually

ffs - whoosh

you seem adamant that you are not a murderer.

I'm going to confession tomorrow.

Charming

you couldn't take any chances,was he friend or foe

If it's any consolation there are billions of the little critters. Someone said that there are a million of them for every human!
I don't know how he counted them as move so fast and all look the same!

Your ant is unlikely to be alone, as they leave a pheromone trail for the others to follow, so you will soon have hundreds to deal with.

He looked friendly bito, I missed the flop so was a bit annoyed hence the squashing. I had to take it out on someone. The ant got it between the eyes.

This doesn't ring true....I would never squash anything on my screen for fear of damaging it....you have made it up....I suggest...!

damage it? i think he killed it

i would have unplugged the jukebox personally..

could have done himself a favour imo

Do yourself a favour...!

ffs

ffs

I never tell porky pies The Leopard, on here or in life in general. I think folks on here know me by now that I'm honest in what I post. I squashed an ant on my screen earlier when I was playing poker and I'm not proud of that fact but I did it nonetheless. If that make me a bad person them so be it, I'll take the flak..

your screen is no longer a shade too white

I have used the wet wipes to get things clear again. Poor ant, I won't sleep tonight.

Ants have many genetically identical brothers and sisters so no need to worry as you would if you had killed a human .....who are usually genetically unique...

5,000 at the funeral... beware

at least you'll only need 1 mourner to carry the coffin

I would never swat a spider. I have some decency in my bones.

Lets hope it wasn't a GI ant

at least you'll only need 1 mourner to carry the coffin

I just couldn't let this go unlolled!

Hope you lost at Poker you murderer.

I was moving some things in my house today and disturbed a rather large spider. I deftly managed to put a glass over the spider and then slid a piece of paper underneath to ensure he could not get away. I then took him outside and released him without causing him harm. Had he been an ant, I hope I would have dealt with him similarly, while rcognising the difficulty caused by him eing a tiny little booger.

Well done Fenway, hope you win on baseball tonight.

So succinct, I'd have squashed the bastard.

Spiders are actually a good thing to have in home. They eat all the small microbes and insects that are not visible to us and can pass on disease. They even eat ants.

You coukld have just knocked him unconcious.

i like money spiders. they are always welcome

I know you don't really mean that themightymac What a great horse your nanessake was, Finished third in the tourney,no damage done

i used to chase and kill a fly if it was in a room with me - but it was always an unsatisfactory experience.  Now I shepherd them out the window by flapping or waving my arms. No nasty mess to clean up and the karma is better.

I've got one of those battery operated 'tennis rackets'. Anything that flies in, gets fried.

Did you see Obama being interviewed at The White House when a fly was buzzing around him.

It finally landed on his wrist, and he totaled it with his other hand, followed by the words "got the sucker"!

The American public were not pleased! Interesting then that they support the slaughter of others including innocent citizens!

Ooooh! I have an idea for a business!

I could breed thousands of spiders, and sell them to people who like the idea of having them in the house!

Will you have a website.?

Gosh!!!! Great minds think alike!

www.thewebsite.com

or.......

www.spidersRus.com

The Leopard,

You were after the wrong guy! The making stuff up person wasn't Slippy Blue saying he'd killed an ant, but Barzelona telling everyone he was going to make a move on his gorgeous, new, huge-breasted neighbour. Who'd have thought it?

Seriously, check out the other thread - it's hilarious.

Clarkson eventually got a day release pass I see.

Slippers, you old bugger , are you going to be watching the yank spanking marathon this evening.? Shame the course is a bit Mickey Mouse and it has turned into a putting comp, still, as long as Woods loses all of his 4 matches I can sleep happy, Come on team Europe.!!!

Keep it real

I'm watching me old china plate but am a bit annoyed at myself. I put a bet on USA in place but got overwhelmed by a wave of patrioism and cancelled it as I just couldn't stomach cheering on the yanks against our lads so didn't do it in the end.
Never let sentiment get in the way of financial reward..

Hope all is good at Clarky Towers

If Clarkson stuck to his guns and backed Europe yesterday morning, he must be minted by now.

Some good quips re Stuart Leslie Goddard on here that maybe went unnoticed.

the commandment isn't thou shall not Kill. It's thou shall not Murder.

kill and Murder are not the same.

a policeman can kill a man in the service of his duties. There is no sin there unless his motives are malicious.

If you start to get pleasure from killing you may be tipping into the murder catagory.

Many serial killers? or murderers. start off killing small animals. When the pleasure of killing enters the process it tips over into murder.

Had a plague of tiny moths last winter,the b*ggers chewed holes in my fav sweater,still spot one or two,have to squash em, afraid they release the jack the ripper in me.

I ate a moth once, back in the 70s going through my punk phase