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If war broke out between bitter and lager drinkers ....
If war broke out between bitter and lager drinkers ....
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Get e'm on the Tennents Super and then drop them off at a car boot sale - It would be like the lagerists having their very own kamikaze division.
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The buckfast hordes marauding over the wall is one of the signs of the apocalypse. Spew and tartan pi$$ everywhere.
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Newsflash on Sky News..
Peroni drinkers reportedly boarding Eurostar as we speak, they're going to take a watching brief at the action, and then decide which side to join. Their headquarters in Rome said this was their safest option. There are some delays at Ashford station though, Strasbourg HQ of Meteor Lager reports the mass exodus of their troops, they said the men didn't like the weather here, or the food. Kronenbourg drinkers also spotted heading for Dover. |
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Rumours abound that Her Majesty made a pro bitterist comment on this conflict at the rehearsals for her Jubilee speech, but carnage ensued when Phil the Greek, who was off his tits on Stella, came over and gave her a right hander and then drop kicked a corgi over the Buck House balcony. He then turned on his 3 sons and yelled "Do you want some you kants?", before brandishing a sword and throwing a tray of avocado, tomato and cheese vol au vents everywhere. He was last seen stumbling down The Mall looking for a kebab vendor.
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oh I say show some respect to your relatives
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Those bitter drinkers have shown their true colours getting into gang culture with
the Yardie of Ale mob . |
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a lager secret service unit has infiltrated the pump room of the real ale hq and switched the pipes around so that the urinals fill straight back into the barrels.
The bitterist landlord has reported increased demand and has won awards for the peculiarly frothy nature of the pint's head. Meanwhile, bitter drinkers have switched the lager casks for ones containing dyed fizzy water..... no more news on this story as the lager drinkers haven't noticed yet. |
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There could be a group of andy murry pee drinkers who want a bit of action
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