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If war broke out between bitter and lager drinkers ....
If war broke out between bitter and lager drinkers ....
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HRH The Lager Khan 26 May 12 11:58
That could lead to an apocalyptic conclusion to events if they sent for the morris dancers Pull the other one its got bells on . |
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There are, I admit, quite a few ENGLISH breweries that make a thirst quenching lager type beer.One of my favourites is made by Dents in Cumbria called Rambrau4.5%, although you drink it from a beer glass, not a flower vase.It's pulled from a standard ENGLISH hand pump, not a chromium plated, three foot high sculpture dripping with condensation.Oh and you don't have to have the makers name/logo on every item of clothing you're wearing.
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It's the gin and tonic merchants I feel sorry for, they'll be stuck in no mans land whilst all this mayhem was going on wondering where the ice bucket is. Like lambs to the slaughter that lot will be.
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You want to go to a proper traditional pub, with atmosphere and where cellar men take pride in their beer, like Wetherspoons.
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tell you what, we'll all drink 8 pints of Gold label then we would all be too fecked to fight
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Try going in the boozer in Warmington-on-Sea and asking for a pint of lager.You'd be under armed guard in the Church Hall,with some cold steel up yer jacksie before you could say Lilli Marlene.
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Well Private Godfrey was clearly permanently on the Carlsberg, hence him having to ask to be excused every 5 minutes.
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The lager boys would surely win, providing the bitter bunch didn't form a grand coalition with cider and spirits drinkers. Pretty much inevitable that the wine drinkers would stay neutral.
It's all about weight of numbers, and the lager drinkers have youth on their side too. Difficult to know who'd have greater resources. Another question is whether or not the lager drinkers take a tactical gamble and send in the SBS (Special Brew Squadron). Guaranteed aggression, but they could b*gger up the best laid plans. |
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Lager boys for me as well.
I mean in sheer numbers, you're putting a large bunch of mostly middle aged men against the population of every job centre in Britain. Not to mention all the tradesmen who seem to unequivocally drink lager after work. Wouldn't be a fair fight. |
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just wave the situations vacant paper at the larger louts, flee for their lives
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That would mean teaching the troops how to read, which would take up valuable football watching time.
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i think before they fight ...
they sdrink each others drink ....over a dozen pimnts ... the lager namby pandys won't even make the fight ring  |
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Without doubt the funniest thread I've ever read on here. Well done everyone.
I like both so I would be in no mans land at the bar while there is no queue. |
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you're obviously forgetting BIG Maureen and her expansive chest .
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im with bigmo,but i will be bringing my female body guard,s just in case the the fighting spred,s. the lambrini girl,s
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It's Saturday night, and in preparation for the skirmishes ahead, the lager boys are out on the town, seducing chubby lasses with their cheeky banter before they take them round the back of Sainsbury's car park. They then head for the kebab shop, followed by vomiting in the council shrubbery and head home. Meanwhile, the bitter boys settle down in front the TV with their parents. Fray Bentos pie, potatoes and carrots all drowned in gravy is served on trays, with The Best Of Antiques Roadshow and Scrapheap Challenge dvd's at the ready.
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In the words of the great,late poet Seething Wells,RIP;
There were four of us, and five of them But they were poofs, and we were men TETLEY TETLEY TETLEY Bittermen  |
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Everyone must be at the bar as I can't see no fighting. Was last orders called? Yes I know I was at the bar but I went outside for a smoke.
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It was the bell for last orders but the Lagers thought it was for round 1
One of them made a surge but his mates managed to hold him back . |
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CIDER not Cidre
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To the Gauloises smoking Libertine its Cidre
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Find out what Bill Oddie drinks and join HIS team.
***THE END*** |
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will he get the funky gibbon on side ?
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Real Ale 1.01
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Is that some trendy new drink for librarians?
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Hostilities took a turn for the worse when the crack lager undercover stealth commando unit was sent to infiltrate behind enemy lines.
All was going perfectly to plan as they slipped into position. Unfortunately, a couple of the younger members of the unit, emboldened by their apparent success, couldn't help themselves and broke out into a spontaneous chorus of "'ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go." and were captured. |
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news from the front it is with great sadness i have to report the first casulties or this BREWING conflict.I sent the lambrini girl,s on a covert mission to gather information on the strenth and number of both side,s. I counted the all out.and counted them all back in, two missing in action ( presumable fooked !)
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Latest diplomatic updates:
Kofi Annan appealing for calm whilst holding a glass of Mickey Mouse. http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink15u4t36.html |
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Ale drinkers reporting heavy losses in the hot weather, with their steadfast refusal to remove their traditional olive corduroy trousers and Christmas jumper ensembles. A St Johns Ambulance spokesman said their members were refusing to give any further mouth to mouth resuscitation to the stricken aleists, as the copious amounts of ginger facial hair was giving them fur balls.
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The bitter drinkers just tweeted something about sausages from a farmers market and said any ruck will have to be before 6.30 because they want to get off home before the pub starts to fill up.
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The conflict could escalate this coming bank holiday weekend with lagerists threatening to invade the steam engine convention and start a conga, whilst in revenge attacks, under cover bitterists plan to infiltrate bar-be-cue gatherings on council estates and make disparaging remarks about gazebos and Iceland beef burgers.
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If a lagerists threat was to "knock your head off" to a bitterist it would all be over as this would send the bitterist
into a frenzy, protecting the head of his ale which is an integural part . |
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integral ffs
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The bitterist could send the lagerist in to a self harming frenzy though, by threatening to start a conversation about something other than football or breasts.
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Mild and stout drinkers created the Empire
Drink filth, build empires |
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They're a dying breed now though
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don't forget porter
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My Scottish mate just sent me a text. The Buckfast lads were coming down South to invade and reek havoc, they were going to take the side of the bitter drinkers but they got arrested on the train and are now incarcerated in Bromsgrove. They were on the wrong train obviously but the thought was there bless their little cotton socks.
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Two of them had to be taken off the platform by stretchers which is a shame. They were well up for it as well
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well at least they got the right country which is something I suppose
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