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When I'm with my knock-off,I imagine she's my wife.That way its not like cheating
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Not another womans name, but leading up to the vinegar stroke, I have recited the commentary to the winning goal of the 1982 European Cup Final.
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Shaw, Williams, prepared to venture down the left. There's a good ball in for Tony Morley. Oh, it must be and it is! It's Peter Withe.
Enough to make any person orgasm |
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Surely the question should be have you ever "NOT" thought about another bird while doing the mrs?
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for a while i couldn't stop thinking of Slavitza Jovan. moody but very athletic. let herself go a bit though at the end.
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Why would I want to imagine someone else nailing my wife? If anything that would be a total turn-off.
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Errr,PM I think you've got this wrong?
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it's okay PM...i think there was a fair queue of chit chatters 'imagining' when the buttgate pictures of your wife appeared on here.
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ps. in answer to the original question...i've tried to imagine it wasnt me
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I wonder if anyone has ever nailed their wife and thought about nailing their best mate's wife instead, whilst at the same time, the wife being nailed is thinking about getting nailed by her husband's best mate.
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i do.
someone is nailing your wife but you're not imagining it? |
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More nailing here than a carpenters bag
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We have a nice arrangement, Im Lisbeth Salander and shes Mikael Blomqvist, I still do the pumping though, no strap on action involved
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her mate is caster semenya,how did you manage to pull that off?
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flushgordon 04 Mar 11 20:03
her mate is caster semenya,how did you manage to pull that off? ![]() |
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Never,but i do think of Cricket if i want to last longer than my usual 3 minutes.
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me too... i imagine batting for the other side. puts me right off for a bit
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I wonder if anyone has ever nailed their wife and thought about nailing their best mate's wife instead, whilst at the same time, the wife being nailed is thinking about getting nailed by her husband's best mate.
Reminds me of Tales of the Unexpected - 'The Great Switcheroo' |
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Pretending is the only way I'd ever have sex with mine now. If I could ever rise to the occasion.
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Ah that was long time ago ,pre 1st ban.
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I think every man has, the wife/long term girlfriend lose the magic with time and its probably the same for the woman
I've always had a thing for Gloria De Piero (labour mp) ![]() |
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True
I asked a woman this a few years back and she just smiled and said it wouldn't bother her, claiming somewhere a man is thinking of her when it gets to the business end ![]() |
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I read an article once, one of those " lonely housewife " deals and of them said, " when the light goes off I'm whoever you want me to be." Job done eh?
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Exactly
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every time (even when I'm with some of the hotter varieties of the lady species)
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Nope, always faithful and always thinking about myself
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Lol JC.
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Just Checking |
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Sounds about right
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No never.
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Susan Boyle helps me go a bit further
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Platini - "hotter varieties " = under £40 per hour
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