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Anyone ever shágged a betting shop cashier?
Anyone ever shágged a betting shop cashier?
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All this advice on women, great if they were all the same.
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Lee Ho Fooks
I look for value too, what price crags?  |
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annie
Sorry, ET, I do not understand your last post? Sorry about the delay annie. Because we're a rural service we do a lot of additional jobs and most of the lads are in very practically orientated work whereas my specialities are my background in nursing but also my theoretical knowledge. It's of no use remembering to set up an exclusionary perimeter at a farm if there's a fire and they use acetyline if you don't remember it can travel about 200 metres if it explodes. |
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As i dont know what the feck EO is on about, a new market has been formed.
11/10 Terry McCann, Capt F, 3/1 EO 3/1 and Crags 8/1. Crags is officially top rated according to Timeform but im prepared to lay the 8's. |
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Sadly for you Blackrock I'm Barney Curley and I've been running down the field in my last couple of outings to get my handicap mark down and the right price.
Watch me go now.  |
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annie is going to think she's walked in to the revolving door of life. Every time she thinks she's out she'll come out to see me butt naked, with a rose clasped between my teeth, a winning smile and the owd lad tucked in my sock.
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A rather small squiggly is next to crags, so your 8s may not be taken..
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Again annie apologies for the blokey banter. You simply mustn't just see yourself as someone who must endure hours of mind blowing multiple orgasms as the forum lotharios line up to service your every whim. You're a woman of the world. Check the small print is my advice. We promise so much and whilst if I were indeed on the market I may be one of the few who delivers there are a lot of rogue operators out there. I cannot in good conscience advise you to do anything but insist on a money back guarantee. Or better yet get a dog. They deliver so much more.
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I know it is a wind up, but may I offer odds? Nobody 1/33  I am a happy on my own. |
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A rather small squiggly is next to crags, so your 8s may not be taken..
Takes me back to my horseracing days. |
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That nobody gets everywhere.
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dave is loving all this attention
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Im a sprinter, wouldn't get the trip.
Crags nicely tucked in Take any 8s you can get |
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I used to watch Barney Curley's horses closely as well, ET. Oh happy days.
That was my horse racing thing, sitting drinking my morning tea, reading the racing post, studying form and trying to decide which horses were 'off' |
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I think crags is so tingly about the prospect of annie being a man he may be done under the non triers rule when he finally becomes convinced of her bona fides. He may have trouble presenting his boner finds into the stalls and stumble on entering. Held up out the back and tailed off.
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Yes annie. It was an extension of the Paxman dictum:
Why has this lying baastard lied to me till this point and will today be the day he comes for confession. |
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i am warning you all now..if anyone suggests or even infers that I am not male
YOU WILL BE REPORTED. |
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With that name things do look a bit dodgy there.
sofia is fine but I knew a transgender kenny. |
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mann
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Eeternaloptimist
30 Apr 16 20:06 annie is going to think she's walked in to the revolving door of life. Every time she thinks she's out she'll come out to see me butt naked, with a rose clasped between my teeth Make sure the rose is clasped between your teeth and not your butt cheeks - unless you want a pr1ck in your arse. |
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I think crags is so tingly about the prospect of annie being a man he may be done under the non triers rule when he finally becomes convinced of her bona fides. He may have trouble presenting his boner finds into the stalls and stumble on entering. Held up out the back and tailed off.
ET |
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I have to say roger that I was never as horrified about the prospect of the whole gay thing as most men but I never found the prospect of a blokes hairy balls bouncing off my chin very appealing and I know from experience that the very idea of the sausage up my bum is the stuff of nightmares. I had a girlfriend who thought it would be fun to pop her finger up there and I think I broke the land speed record and her ear drums at the same time.
Aam oot. |
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lol
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