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Anyone ever shágged a betting shop cashier?
Anyone ever shágged a betting shop cashier?
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Treat them mean, keep them keen
 Obviously that does not mean hitting them or standing them up etc etc. But just realise that women get chatted up all the time, even me, an old crony  So the ones that do not appear interested are more appealing to us.I think, ebulGery, that is where you go wrong - you are too nice to them Talk to them like she is your sister, no rude comments, and no asking them out. Just be friendly. ET has the right idea. |
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Small wonder the ladies liked you if you could lick your eyebrows
are you the 7th Duke of Wybourne from the Fast Show,? |
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Better talk to Paul kaye from the Bet Victor ads.....
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I did have an advantage clarky in that I entered nursing as a mere callow boy but those gals sure knocked that out of me in a couple of years.
Being around women so much teaches you how most women think and interact but as I say I always made allowances for their downright craziness on occasion. annie makes a very good point. The juicier the fish, the more times she's seen the same old bait dropped in the water. Make her feel she's just perhaps special enough to make it in to your bed. If she's lucky. And nine times out of ten looks are irrelevant. You'll struggle if you look like Quasimodo but women generally aren't as shallow as men and if you can put them at their ease, make them laugh, have a slight air of intrigue and mystique about you the only sound you'll hear is their knickers hitting the floor as they go from 0-60 in the direction of your face.  Apologies for the blokey banter annie. |
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MARVELLOUS STUFFED CASHIER!
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annie putty in EO's hands
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you can almost feel him shaping her
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I'm a happily married man I'll have you know.Still I suppose it's a bit like opening the batting. You still need to keep your eye in. |
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wear your helmet
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I'll keep my eye out for the googly.
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What do you do, ET? You talk about nursing?
Like ET said, women think more about man's personality than his looks. I have fancied so many men that were not good looking but they were MEN and that is dead sexy. Try to get into jobs and situations where you meet the lots of women on a regular basis so that they can see past your looks. You have an advantage over good looking men because they are usually shallow and boring and not men. Try to have a nice body even if your looks aren't great. I fell for a bloke in a pub that wasn't good looking but had a beautiful body and he was in ripped jeans and an armless t shirt, showing off his muscled arms. And they were genuine muscles through working as a builder, but he was also in a band, which didn't hurt either, although only for fun. We were together for seven years. He made me laugh, another great asset for men. |
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annie you are right not to want to meet a total stranger off a betting site but I feel slightly unhappy you put yourself down and even more that you thought id be cruel enough to meet up and then if it didn't work out take the p1ss out of you
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IT WAS THE WHITE SOCKS FFS
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with the sandels of course bito,
its a good look man  |
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Terry, I have been hoping to catch you on at the same time as me so I can apologise for my comment.
I was having serious grief from crags and burton brewers among others. I could not post anything without them turning any thread into a debate, more like warfare, about my gender, it was horrible for me. Thankfully they seem to have stopped. |
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her heads been turned tel
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I trained as a nurse when I left school annie and when I qualified I worked in intensive care but I was something of a restless soul as a young man and left to study law and then take my Barristers exams. I lectured for a while and I've done some other things but I had a car accident about 16 years ago with my wife and as happens sometimes with these things I came out without a scratch and she was badly hurt and has chronic disabilities. So we moved to the far north of Scotland, I look after my wife, I've bought a croft and now work part time as a fireman as well as one or two other things.
I must confess though I am a square peg in a round hole in the fire service and am constantly the source of great amusement to my colleagues. |
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If it's myself Capt are you sure it's not her stomach?
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FIREMAN !
yer fecked tel |
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I am not good with words, ET, but that is so sad but so moving.
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Thanks for the kind words annie.
On the fire service front my neighbour who I'm quite friendly with and who does a lot of my odd jobs as I'm a bit useless had a huge direct lightning strike hit from the most amazing storm. It travelled down his wall to his socket and blew part of the wall out. When we turned up the first thing he said as our Crew Manager went to speak to him was, you haven't brought him have you. Something tells me they think I'm a bit Frank Spencer-ish. |
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ps I like the paragraphs |
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Why thank you.
I do have my uses. We have loads of stuff which is computer based and we've stopped reading all the hundreds of pages and just go straight in to the questions at the end now as my colleagues sit there with bated breath. At that time I am transformed from Frank Spencer to Rain Man. |
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Sorry, ET, I do not understand your last post?
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Go home!
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Annie and friend:
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capt F
INDEED!! |
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Make them laugh reap the rewards.
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Race for Annie's heart.
EO 4/11. Terry 5/2. Capt F 4/1. The Capt has a gsoh and is no means out of the running.  |
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£50 EW EO Please
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5/2 the old McCann magic,a little bit of value there I"d say
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I look for value too, what price crags?
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EOs cracked it.
All Annie has ever wanted imo was to be treated like a ladyeee. |
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She could be Eddie Izzard though ?
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Lily Savage would be more likely..
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What price the treble ?
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you've been watching to much porn cc,
bagsy the pooper in that case |
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I shagg ed a betting shop cashier, been happily married to her for 35 years
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and I had my beautiful daughter with a betting shop manager (true story). In the former bookies days, you had to make the most of your time in between races.
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