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I want a girlfriend
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How would you bring all your coal in from the yard if there was no sex to put it in?
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not that we get much choice over sex, as it is an instinct
although I have known people who have suffered cancer in a particular place they lost their crown jewels, but some, not all, found they were actually more contented you have lost me there slicer  |
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unless you mean we need a bucket for our coal, yes we do
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I forgot. Most Betfairians aren't posh like wot I is. Sex is the containers in which our servants bring coal into our mansions! Coal sex!
I hope this clarifies the matter! |
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 thats given me away...a peasant |
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women are trouble
minimal contact with them advised |
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from experience good advice PugMuter
unfortunately there is a need in us for them Catch 22  |
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do not get involved with a woman unless you are absolutely certain she is the one
otherwise your life will be ruined and you will be left with no money women hold all the cards |
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ah thats the power of the f anny
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do not underestimate the power of the beaver
be strong! |
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PugMunter1 • July 19, 2014 5:27 PM BST
do not get involved with a woman unless you are absolutely certain she is the one good advice but judging by a divorce rate about as high as the marriage and the number of separated older people living on their own parted from spouse and kids easier said than done |
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Judged on my own experiences, and all the suffering relationships cause
I think it is a pity we need sex Although we all need company, somebody to care for, care for us I have someone but she does not live with me, it would never work but I could not manage without her But life is lonely on my mine, but it is the only thing that works for me It is one of most difficult problems we have in life, watch Jeremy Kyle (my friend does) |
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look what poor old Do Wah Diddy went through
apologies I should not laugh |
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look what poor old Do Wah Diddy went through
Did he? Dumb! |
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ebul are you divorced mate?
i cant see why guys want to get married fair enough that you dont want to be on your own and want a woman to warm the bed etc but the disadvantages far outweigh the advantages imo |
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You need to identify you're realistic target market area and work from there. No point in chasing rainbows.
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*your
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You obviously have a problem.
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jesus there are some sad cases about
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Yes..especially when you want a girlfriend and can't get one!
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one of life's problems
luckily I did not get married, I just lived with them, no children they were both disasters, and I did get hurt badly but living on my own is not ideal, but I would never live full time with a women again, I have learned my lesson...but other people are happy with it, so gl to them if it works, I still think it is best A cat is ok, but cant speak, and as for sex well, I am not that way inclined |
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The friend I have, I have some responsibility for, even though we don't live together
I don't feel I can drop this tbh....she has a few problems So I don't encourage anyone else now, despite my age I still get some interested parties, but it would too risky I think if I was wealthy I might get someone in, but I am not, so that is it really |
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The only thing I can think of to say to the OP is look abroad
Things like money, security, job, house etc, they still count with women so bettering himself in life is no bad thing but since I have failed, I am probably the last person to ask |
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be original
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In the end women decide, I not sure how much choice men have in this, funnily enough??
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If there is a god marriage is his funniest joke. You go to bed with one woman before the big day and wake up with another once that ring is on her finger and never emerge the better for it.
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Although there are som good suggestions here I think that secretsquirel would pooh pooh lots of these ideas
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yes crisp
If he had problems before, he would have even more following some of these idea self confidence...women don't like this if you lack it too much..although they are not overkeen on arrogant either although in my case, it was not so much I had an inferiority complex(you don't hear that word nowadays) so much as I was inferior  |
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that is a good point eternal...they seem to change, and it is not for the better
although it works for most, those who can endure mehinks |
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I have seen men in my age group, probably younger now
they have been married, kids etc, for about 30 years.... Then she just walks out on him....the pain it causes, and I am sure it happens the other way round it seems a complete betrayal, people are destroyed why I think, maybe we are better off without sex, although we all need companionship and the woman's touch I feel it is one of the great unanswered questions in life for me...a woman's mind |
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I thought you were drunk last night but actually you are a loser all the time aren't you?
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thanks for that BB I have learnt something in life, sometimes losers are the nicest people its the winners who are the nasty ones |
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I was always a sucker for a sexy woman. Was led by my pr1ck and ended up married a couple of times.
Woman are usually more driven and know what they want in life, whilst we tend to go along with the flow. Differences eventually creep to the surface and splits happen. I'd love to be young again and know what i know now. Pulling a woman isnt difficult. Make em laugh always does the trick. I think ebulgery has it sussed. Have a woman but dont live with her. Do your own thing and have just yourself to worry about. |
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"Make em laugh always does the trick"
Spot on. |
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I think ebulgery has it sussed. Have a woman but dont live with her
sadly no like all systems it has it's flaw, I don't have anyone to look after me in my home Like all Horse Systems, in the end , it is down to the individuals themselves |
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I am sure secret squirrel must regret ever asking on here
He has probably realised we are even more unsuccessful than he is there is a saying 'every dog has his day'...which turns out to be true, more often than you think So as long as he does the basics right and keeps looking, I am sure he will strike gold one day he just has to hope it is not fools gold You are right Blackrock, that dangly thing between our legs,frequently does a very poor job as a divining rod luckily mine has pretty well stopped twitching now, for which I am sincerely grateful anyway gl Squirrel  at least you now know what not to do, if nothing else |
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oh yes don't appear too intense, crowd them, they need space...although you have to show some interest of course
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being too intense can frighten some women
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or better,treat em like $hit,every woman loves a ba$tard
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I suspect you may have the answer terry
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