Can men truly love women, or is it just lust?

Canaryboy, why is okay for you to 'lol', but if I do it you give me grief?

Have you two considered counselling?

or a room ?





with a vista..

And you've just spouted a load of rubbish there. Not everyone discusses every aspect of their life here. The fact you need to mention how you can still pull obviously shows how insecure you are and that you need to make yourself look good on here.

annie. Firstly, I'd like to say that you are one of my favourite posters on here, but I do take issue with your claim that men have no use for women over 45.

there's the dishes to do, hoovering, ironing just to name a few....

And this being a forum of 99% blokes makes it too funny.

Maybe there are blokes who go on women forums to tell them they still have it. We're all delighted for you Annie!

Oooh! You could cut the sexual tension with a spoon.

I do not still 'have it', canaryboy - it is just men are not fussy 

At least you know what shuts her up for a bit

I'm a well balanced individual, got a chip on each shoulder.

Clockwork, if you are not teasing me, then that is one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me on here.  You have made my day.  But you can do your own housework 

What do you mean you don't still have it? What have you done with it then? Backtrack and think where you left it, go back and pick it up. Pull yourself together woman ffs

HRH The Lager Khan Joined: 02 Feb 02
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Have you two considered counselling? 

hrh

Not teasing, annie, I think you have are a good sort.

Do you have a webcam by the way?

You'll need your credit card and to log in to the members only section Clocky.

I think I need to proof read my posts first, HRH!

and give the lens a wipe

last time it looked like she was in antartica

Or a epileptic plasterer had been round

ive changed my mind, i dont hate all women

whats the world coming too

an end.

This thread is now entering classic chit chat territory..with an assortment of men old enough to know better partaking in a online bukkake-esque j1zz fest on the one female forumite in attendence...will it ever end?or will annie become drowned in virtual j1zzum!!

annie, stop overdoing the smileys please.

will someone please tell him about the yeller's inclination.

admirable withstanding all.

the admiral was a marvellous sailor

hip hip,on hand

Moments before the Battle of Trafalgar.

A conversation takes place on the poopdeck of HMS Victory.

Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy."

Hardy: "Aye, aye sir."

Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this?"

Hardy: "Sorry sir?"

Nelson (reading aloud): %u201CEngland expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability." "What gobbledygook is this?"

Hardy: "Admiralty policy, I'm afraid, sir. We're an equal opportunities employer now. We had the devil's own job getting ' England ' past the censors, lest it be considered racist."

Nelson: "Gadzooks, Hardy! Hand me my pipe and tobacco."

Hardy: "Sorry sir. All naval vessels have now been designated smoke-free work environments."

Nelson: "In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the main brace to steel the men before battle."

Hardy: "The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. It's part of the Government's policy on binge drinking."

Nelson: "Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we'd better get on with it - full speed ahead!"

Hardy: "I think you'll find that there's a 4 knot speed limit in this stretch of water."

Nelson: "Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in history. We must advance with all dispatch. %u201CGive me a report from the crow's nest please."

Hardy: "That won't be possible, sir."

Nelson: "What?"

Hardy: "Health and Safety have closed the crow's nest, sir. There%u2019s no harness, and they said that rope ladders don't meet regulations. They won't let anyone up there until proper scaffolding can be erected."

Nelson: "Then get me the ship's carpenter without delay, Hardy."

Hardy: "He's busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the fo'c'sle, Admiral."

Nelson: "Wheelchair access? I've never heard anything so absurd."

Hardy: "Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier-free environment for the differently abled."

Nelson: "Differently abled? I've only one arm and one eye and I refuse even to hear mention of the word.  I didn't rise to the rank of admiral by playing the disability card."

Hardy: "Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is underrepresented in the areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency."

Nelson: "Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons."

Hardy: "A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and safety won't let the crew up the rigging without hard hats and sunscreen. And they don't want anyone breathing in too much salt - haven't you seen the adverts?"

Nelson: "I've never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the men to stand by to engage the enemy."

Hardy: "The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral."

Nelson: "What? This is mutiny!"

Hardy: "It's not that, sir. It's just that they're afraid of being charged with murder if they actually kill anyone. There are a couple of legal-aid lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks."

Nelson: "Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?"

Hardy: "Actually, sir, we're not."

Nelson: "We're not?"

Hardy: "No, sir. The French and the Spanish are our European partners now. According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn't even be in this stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation."

Nelson: "But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil."

Hardy: "I wouldn't let the ship's diversity coordinator hear you saying that sir. You'll be up on disciplinary report and an ethnicity equality re-training course"

Nelson: "You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your King."

Hardy: "Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age. Now put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules. It could save your life"

Nelson: "Don't tell me - health and safety. Whatever happened to rum, sodomy and the lash?"

Hardy: As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu! And there's a ban on corporal punishment."

Nelson: "What about sodomy?"

Hardy: "I believe that is now legal, sir."

Nelson: "In that case . . . kiss me, Hardy."

%u201CEngland

no idea ^^^^ where that came from, and it happened twice.

Don't worry glimmer, I doubt anyone noticed.

i did,proof that its not "fine,just fine"



rather like that rain this afternoon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hVEdE0O5tA

annie y u so nice to some of the guys here and horrid to me?in the words of rowland keating"i just dont get it"

Terry, how can you say that?  Give me one instance of me being horrid, bet you can't.  I am always asking if you are okay, as I know you have had some bad times lately.

There is only two posters I am less than nice to and that is canaryboy and tommy toes, with good reason.

They're both okay annie.

I am sure that they are both 'okay', but they are not 'okay' to me.  They seem to have a hang up about women.

Okay.

I can assure you canary loves women, he just couldn't eat a whole one.

my nerves are a bit raw at the moment i guess but if i post something nice and then charlie or fred post something simalar you always say oh thats lovely of you fred and totally blank what i said,and to turn down my trip to the races well.......

david

I must admit lately I have not replied to some of your posts because they were, to a woman, too rude.  It is a fine line between being 'saucy'  and being crude, and I know that men have difficulty knowing the difference and I do not blame them.  I also do not want to encourage those sort of posts by replying to them.  It has started to get out of hand, and I do not want that.

Thank you for the lovely offer about the trip to the races, but the replies about posters turning up to see what I looked like were very offputting.  Posters, you are not missing much, I assure you 

i was a bit crude i admit,the moses thing was from a film where a very old lady is heckling a stand up comic,much funnier on film it seems

I'd just like to congratulate you Annie for achieving a 400 post thread.  You have now entered the Chit Chat elite and must be afforded all appropriate courtesies.  Well done.

Thanks, terry

.

Thanks, munch man.

May I be the first to congratulate you Annie for achieving a 400 post thread.  You have now entered the Chit Chat elite and must be afforded all appropriate courtesies.  Well done.

Well done Annie!

LOl,the last 2 posters.

WOW

Thank you so much, munch man and momm, you have made my day 

Drifted well away from the point,has this thread annie.Wouldn't be tolerated elsewhere.

And the (New) thing has gone

As has a thread started by Facts on Horse Racing re. Clare Balding.

What did he say about clare balding, jambo?

Said that she had made an inane remark about Hills' voice on account of him having had cancer of the throat.

Far too much digression and off-topic posting from jambo methinks!  What we need here is a sparrowhawk like character to swoop on the thread and clean it up - leave it with me, i'll go look for one...

Ascot and World Cup on the tele. and I'm wasting my time on here,crescit.

Crescit, I would love you to bring the wit and literacy you show on the springwatch thread to this one - or the rest of chit chat.  You are too sparing with your posts 

today i truly lust after Rachel

very nice of you to say so annie.  tbh tho, i don't like spending much time on the forums so only really look in on 2 threads these days, springwatch and The Arsenal chit chat

It depends on how many times you've had your heart smashed to bits by various women. Lust is much safer, imo

bump

seven year itch bigmo

This could get interesting. a lot has changed in 7 years.

feminism, for example

cant be arséd reading all this, on what page did annie reveal her age?

tar

hey Platini,

Hanna's horse back out on Saturday - get ya sky plus ready!

Never saw this first time and just thought it was an interesting thread Capt.

Cheers Delta, missing her already

Ask Rod Stewart?

the all powerful f anny is the answer to the question

Good to see this thread back after a seven year itch. You think they'd have invented a cream for it by now.

love - because old pensioners get married too.
i cannot see sex being the primary reason over a certain age.
you need someone to argue and battle with?

Doris, did you know it was brexit day today?
do you think i'm an idiot... of course it's brexit day.
i want a divorce.

I can't believe that Annie asked that question, are we not human too?

To answer the original question. I think they can, but only when they're too old and spent to feck anything else.

Ugly people love more those of us blessed in the looks department have too much choice and hard to stay with one for any period of time. It's the way we are designed

Yes ...I'm getting married

Foinavon

Foinavon
29 Mar 17 18:18
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I can't believe that Annie asked that question, are we not human too?

That's what I said early in the thread, 7 years ago? Daft question.

I hadn't read through the thread, Kenny and am pleased you think about this in the same way.
We all feel lust, it's natural and apart from a few psychopaths amongst us, we are capable of loving too.

my post 7 years ago,Foinavon.


kenny mann

kenny mann
09 Jun 10 17:50
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of course men can truly love women. bit of a daft question annie.

annie's reply,

to follow

Not really kenny.  You are an example, you like young girls - can you really tell whether you love them or just lust after them?  Would you really like them the same if they had the same personality but were your age, in their sixties?

Young girls! Chance would be a fine thing.

feelings are irrelevant we are biological machines.
i must propagate and pass my genes to many females.
kill opposing males and their offspring.
as Charles Darwin would say...

I love my wife regardless of her age.
I might admire a beautiful lady now and again but no lust is involved.

Annie will be very happy with you, CC

You haven't read his book, Zorro, you do not know what Darwin would say.

Sorry, I meant CM.

don't you believe we are just biological machines mr Foinavon?
morals are artificial constructs? aren't they?
your genes must go forward... that's all there is.
stop painting, it's a waste of mental energy. It is meaningless.
you should be out there spreading your seed.
poetry and fine feelings are irrelevant. robot out.

We are social animals. We organise ourselves into tribal and family groups for survival. Altruism is a beneficial trait and has been observed in other animals too.
It is totally in accordance with Darwinian evolution.

I'm still learning to draw, Mr Zorro as you have kindly observed. I may get round to painting at some stage in the future.
One of my favourite quotes was a question on eggheads tonight,
I count religion but a childish toy, and hold there is no sin but ignorance

Christopher Marlowe.

Enough of hijacking Annie's thread.

Hijack all you want, Foinavon, I did not bring it back up

We are all not social animals, Foinavon.  I have been a loner all my life, except where biological needs have interfered with my desire to be alone.

There are exceptions to every rule Annie and you are free to live your life as you wish. You might agree though that it would be difficult for any of us to survive without the support of the society and environment created by other humans especially before we killed off virtually all of our predators. A pack of wolves for example could do a lot of damage.

Or even a pack of feral humans without some form of law and order.

annie, after all the wonderful nights we,ve spent together! how can you doubt me,

Of course, I am in love with two of them at present.

What is this thing called, love?

Benny Hill...

why write poetry, do art. we must pass our genes on down the line. That is our function.

do not enjoy books or thinking. You must have as many kids as a south american catholic philanderer. many screaming babies.

It's a great shame you think that way, Zorro although it seems to be the mindset of ascetics and fundamentalists of the Abrahamic death cults.
As it says in the Bible, go forth and multiply.

i'm just mirroring you guys. being cynical. being worldly.

Jesus loves you.but you love the world.

the feral humans would have been killed off by the more intelligent humans  .  As it stands we support them  and help them survive . At any rate ,  most would have killed themselve/each other by now without some intervention.