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Are you one of those Ninja Turtles?
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sounds like the scene from bridget jones where hugh grant gets into a punch up.
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I have always wanted hands on experience with kids - Be very careful in that dept.
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Tony you need some help,,,,,stop collecting the POKEMON cards.......its starting to frazzel your brain m8....
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We need more folk in Britain like the Montana Cat.
I am gonna take my Che Guevara picture off my bedroom wall and try and get Tony's up instead. A true hero. |
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a basball bat
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tonymontana 14 Apr 02:35
I had a fight with my neighbour once about loud music, i had to do a forced entry into his house, Wouldn't a tap on the window and a polite request to turn the music down have sufficed, Tone? I'd hate to be your milkman. What would you do if he left you a pint of semi skimmed instead of Gold Top? Would you attempt to ram his float up his rectum? |
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Happened to Julian Clary once..........
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tony.have you ever wrestled a muttaburra with stell capped shoes on,? old buddy, i have
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Isn't the first rule of Gay Fight Club that you don't talk about Gay Fight Club?
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All this about turks and greeks and their jacksies. Me wonders what Montana would do if he had a bit of trouble in pets R us.
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He sounds like a HamPster Headripper to me.................
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Word of advice Tone, swerve the kebab house from now on because if they get a grip of you you will be Donner meat
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i want more tony - how did you become this warrior?
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tony u are a ledgend.
possibly a gay/ nonce due to fast moves like the naked choke hold and rear mount and the going deep into kids. You will go to jail at some stage but your a very funny man and youve cheered my morning up!! the bit about 2 chickens from morrisons finished me!!! |
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What's a Ledgend????????
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Is this a gay thread?
The opening post is put together with such passion......... |
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I some times have two chickens from morrisons for me tea.
PSML Never have 11 words put together made me cry laughing so much for so long classic thread keep taking the steroids tony |
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lol i meant legend lol
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what a killer. its starts like a love story it cant be right.
the comments about kids are a tad gary glitter like but ive read it twice and it gets better the second time. is there any other threads from tony the toucher |
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It is heartening to know that in a country where 'looking the other way' is a favourite pastime (particularly in South London), that there are so many True Warriors (TM) around.
Personally, I think this revelation should be marked with a new TV series 'Glove Puppet Ross Kemp Meets The True Warriors'. A 1.01 for Sky 1 if ever I knew one. |
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Tonymontana -
"I am a very peaceful man,but if trouble is brought to my door I WILL HAPPILY MEET FORCE WITH FORCE.COME ON YOU CNUTS!! WHO WANTS IT FIRST!!!!." |
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I think Tony probably has a very small**
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A great if tragic thread. Can be reduced to one sentence.
"I beat up a bloke having first $hagged his missus - aren't I great?" |
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tonymontana, you are a genius, I wish I could be more like you
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Arbie, you probably are, mate!
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He makes a pathetic attempt at a kimura and then switches to a triangle
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Did you have to go back outside to kick the windows in.? :D
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class post from tony , highlights of tonymontana's posts for those who cant be bothered to read full thread
hes a greek lad who works in a chip shop and he's absolutely huge im big as well and so he probably sees me as competition I see him in the pub drunk and hes staring at me as usual and I stare back So we get right up in each others face and I say "look if u want some lets do it outside". His legs are very strong He tries to armbar be so I hug him close I pass his guard as he opens his legs I take his back and have him in full rear mount i had to do a forced entry but he was waiting to recieve me I tried a few thrusts with my fists As i plunged into him he wrapped his arms around me as we fell (me on top Both of us were panting with the exersion I have always wanted hands on experience with kids They would be safe in my powerful hands I hope children can be touched by me in some way, I want to go deep into the children, A 10 minute massage would offer him physical relief, I lay atop him and pound away |
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Is this the fist recorded instance of someone consistently being unable to spell 'ttt'?
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