Noble Warriors

Ok there's this lad who does Judo and is a black belt. hes a greek lad who works in a chip shop and he's absolutely huge. every time i go into the chip shop he gives me dead eyes. im big aswell and so he probably sees me as competition. im 16 stone and 5 foot 11 and he's about 19 stone and 6 foot 2. He's bigger than me but ALL my weight come s from muscle. there is no fat whatsoever on my body but there is on his. I admit he does have muscle aswell but muscle and fat. My abs are clearly deffined wheras his are covered by a layer of fat. His arms and shoulders are very defined though.

Anyway, the dead eyes continue for a while and im just shrug it off thinking hews insecure but oine night I see him in the pub drunk and hes staring at me as usual and I stare back and he comes out with "what the ** you looking at". I say "You mate - your looking at me all the time giving me dead eyes whatsd ur **ing problem, mate"?

So we get right up in each others face and I say "look if u want some lets do it outside". We walk outside and he continues to mouth off at me. He claims I**ged his ex girlfriend or something. Anyway, we square off and we are both in a sort of boxing stance. I knew he did Judo and body building and his grappling might be pretty good like mine. I throw a few leg kicks and fast jabs but he keeps coming forward.

Hes swing at me and tries to grab my shirt to go for a collar throw. But I dont let him. Im used to grappling no gi butr hes used to gi. I get double under jhooks around his waist and inside trip him and land on top in his guard. I throw a few hammerfists and aim to pass his guard. His legs are very strong and the guard is secure. He tries to armbar be so I hug him close. He makes a pathetic attempt at a kimura and then switches to a triangle. He fails miserably at the triangle and I pass his guard as he opens his legs and get to side control. I pretend to go for an armbar and switch round to the other side. as he defends the arm by turninga away I take his back and have him in full rear mount. I rain some elbows down on the back of his head and then go for the choke. I secure the Rear Naked Choke and he passes out.

I stand up victorious and look at hjis mates and say "RIGHT WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?" They shuffle about nervously. And so I wait about a bit til the lad wkes up and I aks him why the ** he kicked off? He seems reasonable now and I offer to shake his hand and he accepts and says lets leave it at that. I buy him a pint and tell him I never knew I**ged his ex and was sorry. We are mates now and there's no hard feelings


We sorted things out man to man ... like warriors and now there are no hard feelings and we train togetehr. Still remember the fight though. Ill never forget it.