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I do enjoy getting my mates to test out my none existant electric window safety pressure sensor and watch them panic as it crushes their fingers.
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Good Joke
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I told my mate his shoelace was undone.
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Was it not really undone??? :0
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Flamethrower through letterbox
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some cracking ideas here. :)
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No, that's the funny thing. Both his laces were done up.
Makes me crease up just thinking about it. |
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When our Daughter was born I carried her into the kitchen and tripped and threw her towards my mate, he dived full length to catch her but couldnt quite reach.
You shouldve seen his face when he realised it was a doll. Threatened to smash my f@cking head in the next time I go near him. I almost p!ssed myself. Also got the little sh!t from next door with a football filled with sand, nearly broke his foot and legged it into his mam crying his eyes out. |
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A good one is in the office to plug in your mouse to the computer opposite you under the desk.
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I am going to put permanent marker pens in Dilly's smash tray.
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i dressed up as bin laden, put on a rucksack filled with ticking clocks, and walked into the local police station chanting "death to the infidels"
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I put real bullets in Marvin Gaye Senior's gun.
Whoops. |
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I paid a tramp £20 to suck my mate off when he was drunk and asleep on the pavement on his stag night. Videod it and posted it on t'internet. His wife has never forgiven me.
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^^^^ ''my mate'' yeah sure ;)
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:D
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Get on your mates PC and take a screen shot of his screen when nothing is open.
Then make it his screensaver. |
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When I was 14 I put 2 eggs in my brothers working boots.
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Another year when he was on the night shift I replaced the fillings in his 'piece' with pieces of cardboard with Cheese and Ham written on it.
That was in the 60s when me Ma would make up his 'piece' and wrap it in a bread wrapper. I don't think he saw the funny side of it. |
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if your in an office tell a colleague that a Mr G Raff called asking for a call back
give them a number for a local zoo |
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LOL AKA QUALITY
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Pug I remember that like it was yesterday. I also remember lying in bed and giggling like an 1diot trying to imagine his face.
He was on a 10 til 10 shift and sat down for his piece at about 2ish. After he'd calmed down he said the worst part was the rest of the guys in the bothy taking the pi55. |
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thats a good prank - might try it on my wee lad when hes older
did he see the funny side? |
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Arthur Montford on the Scottish News reporting live from Firs Park breaking the news that the World Cup was to be held in Scotland with The Shire hosting the Final
 It fooled everybody. [img]http://images.onesite.com/community.betfair.com/user/themightymac/40c8108ace32257215fb600424505db1.jpg?v=50246[/img] |
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He was raging at me at first Pug, but he used to take me to the pics 1 night a week.
When we left the house the next time we went to go he just said "Aye good un but don't do it again" and laughed. |
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You ever been to Firs park mac. Like going back in time.
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Been at them all aka. It was one of my favourite grounds. I always remember an old train in the corner of the ground. Is it still there, the ground that is!
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never been to mothweewell before
my dad took me to dens park 0 when sandy robertson was playing for rangers lol |
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never been to mothweewell before
my dad took me to dens park 0 when sandy robertson was playing for rangers lol |
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I REMEMBER THE ONE ON THE RADIO WHERE THEY SAID THE CHINESE HAD BOUGHT BLACKPOOL TOWER AND WERE GOING TO DISMANTLE IT PIECE BY PIECE AND REBUILD IT IN CHINA, I THOUGHT FANCY LET THEM DOING THAT ,I WAS ANNOYED
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Selotaped a work mate's button under the receiver down first thing. Always a good one.
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Played one on my son a few years back.
I sent him a text on a borrowed phone (so he wouldn't recognise it). Very urgent please call about the default on your car finance. Call ********* and ask for G Raffe. The number was for Chester Zoo..... |
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He wouldn't have fell for that. Everyone knows that Mr C Lions deals with the car finance there.
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the ultimate for me is when you clean out a soft boiled egg and then put the empty shell upside down in the egg cup ready for the hapless victim.
Whoever came up with that side splitting prank for the first time should've got a Nobel Prize. |
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If that happened to me I would just soldier on.
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yeah but you're a bit dippy tbf
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The Yolk's on them with that one...
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Mrs SAGC not amused happy with the Tory party this morning. Especially after I told her that the greedy bastards are going to bring back the dog licence, and in order to try and curb the number of pitbull type dogs, it will now cost £375 instead of 37.5p.
Not often she swears, but Cameron got both barrels this morning |
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That's better than the Sting one some ner do'well tried on here.
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I told my fat girlfriend everything in McDonalds was 10p from 8am till midday. She returned at 8.15am redder than Steve Bruce after yet another Hull defeat.
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