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03 Oct 09
12:58
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Last night I was having sex with my wife
This morning she gave me a felt frog
This morning she gave me a felt frog
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PMSL :^0
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ffs
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lol quality
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10 obviously
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lol, class
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In anybodys top 10 of all time imo
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:^0
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A+
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brilliant. 9P/10
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When I had sex with your wife she gave me a cup of tea
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lol, class
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Possibly the finest joke I have ever heard, well done Flea.
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Hahaha I did actually laugh :^0
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0-10, for me.
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8.7/10 it would have been 8.8/10 but you forgot to mention it was an early bithday present.
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lol
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I'm actually crying here. 10. More!
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i dont get it
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oh my god!!! Jim Hensen is here :0
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9.5 imo.
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Ilnamar
Just to say thank you for your replies to kingfishers request for poker books. Because of you and the others that replied and gave thoughtful and kind advice I now play poker and love it! It is early days but I hope it will become a lifelong hobby, like horse-racing. I was very taken by the way everyone was nice on that thread - a far cry sometimes to when posters request help on chit chat usually. Maybe poker players are nicer? Thanks again, and to others who took the time to give advice. |
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10/10. Best Ive heard in ages. :^0
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np Annie, although I fear this gushing thanks is detracting from the adulation with which Mr Flea's joke is being received ;)
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A.R.O.F.L.M.A.O :-)
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Very funny TMF!
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0/10, for me
mitchell downie tells it much better :( |
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I don't get it either
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about as funny as having piles, sciatica and an ingrowing tornail at the same time, for me.
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It's not actually funny. All the people proclaiming it as such are on a wind up. Bit like the "I cant believe he just said that" windups that appear on the football forum all the time.
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Oh, and Mitch, it's also a pi$$take of your good self.
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ROLF, 10/10
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7.3/10
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after a few after-chuckles I am reassessing to 8.1/10
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Its the way magic flea tells em. Much better delivery, hence the 10/10.
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treble0 03 Oct 15:54
Oh, and Mitch, it's also a pi$$take of your good self. you don't say! lol I'd never have known. |
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