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03 Oct 09
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Last night I was having sex with my wife
This morning she gave me a felt frog
This morning she gave me a felt frog
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When I had sex with your wife she gave me a cup of tea
Possibly the finest joke I have ever heard, well done Flea.
8.7/10 it would have been 8.8/10 but you forgot to mention it was an early bithday present.
Ilnamar
Just to say thank you for your replies to kingfishers request for poker books. Because of you and the others that replied and gave thoughtful and kind advice I now play poker and love it! It is early days but I hope it will become a lifelong hobby, like horse-racing. I was very taken by the way everyone was nice on that thread - a far cry sometimes to when posters request help on chit chat usually. Maybe poker players are nicer? Thanks again, and to others who took the time to give advice.
Just to say thank you for your replies to kingfishers request for poker books. Because of you and the others that replied and gave thoughtful and kind advice I now play poker and love it! It is early days but I hope it will become a lifelong hobby, like horse-racing. I was very taken by the way everyone was nice on that thread - a far cry sometimes to when posters request help on chit chat usually. Maybe poker players are nicer? Thanks again, and to others who took the time to give advice.
np Annie, although I fear this gushing thanks is detracting from the adulation with which Mr Flea's joke is being received ;)
0/10, for me
mitchell downie tells it much better :(
mitchell downie tells it much better :(
about as funny as having piles, sciatica and an ingrowing tornail at the same time, for me.
It's not actually funny. All the people proclaiming it as such are on a wind up. Bit like the "I cant believe he just said that" windups that appear on the football forum all the time.
Its the way magic flea tells em. Much better delivery, hence the 10/10.
treble0 03 Oct 15:54
Oh, and Mitch, it's also a pi$$take of your good self.
you don't say! lol
I'd never have known.
Oh, and Mitch, it's also a pi$$take of your good self.
you don't say! lol
I'd never have known.
mitchell downie 03 Oct 15:51
about as funny as having piles, sciatica and an ingrowing tornail at the same time, for me.
pmsl mitch
about as funny as having piles, sciatica and an ingrowing tornail at the same time, for me.
pmsl mitch
Wallflower 28 Jan 15:06
Have to say, I dont get it either
You had to be there. It derives from a joke mitchell downie told. Went something like "I was having sex with my wife the other night and she asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said 'I'm up it'.
Have to say, I dont get it either
You had to be there. It derives from a joke mitchell downie told. Went something like "I was having sex with my wife the other night and she asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said 'I'm up it'.
can you explain it to me, I don't get it though i'm a ** so might be missing somthing thats not obvious
and finally ....Angleterre.... Douze Pointes
0.01 out 10
now the reply " When I had sex with your wife she gave me a cup of tea " that gets 9.5 out 10.
now the reply " When I had sex with your wife she gave me a cup of tea " that gets 9.5 out 10.
11/10, for me
Flea tells it much better than mitchell downie :^0
Flea tells it much better than mitchell downie :^0
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