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dannyho12
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paddy had been on a scuba diving holiday to the red sea,seamus said how did it go,paddy said great but i cudnt work out why they did a backward role into the water,seamus said oh i can help you out there paddy if they did a forward role they,d be still in the boat ! :^0
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Report Ovalman. • January 8, 2010 6:05 PM GMT
:0
Report The Magic Flea • January 8, 2010 6:17 PM GMT
:)
Report Dick Quax • January 8, 2010 6:25 PM GMT
:D

Superb.
Report redbag • January 8, 2010 6:27 PM GMT
8/10
Report cedarmaster • January 8, 2010 6:28 PM GMT
i chuckled
Report SIR DEREK TROTTER • January 8, 2010 9:09 PM GMT
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. So they have to get out.

The Englishman takes a bottle of wine with him, the Scotsman takes an umbrella and the Irishman takes a car door.

On the way they meet this old fella. He says to the Englishman "I know why you've got the wine so you can have a drink when your thirsty", He says to the Scotsman "I know why you've got the umbrella to keep the sun off you", "but" he says to the Irishman "Why have you got the car door?" and the Irishman replies "If I get hot I can wind the window down!"
Report streetboy • January 8, 2010 9:29 PM GMT
derek trotter reported
Report streetboy • January 8, 2010 9:30 PM GMT
ancient joke
Report garlicbread • January 8, 2010 9:30 PM GMT
Liked the first one. Clean, funny and racist. A winning combo.
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