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dannyho12
08 Jan 10 17:58
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paddy had been on a scuba diving holiday to the red sea,seamus said how did it go,paddy said great but i cudnt work out why they did a backward role into the water,seamus said oh i can help you out there paddy if they did a forward role they,d be still in the boat ! :^0

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Ovalman.
When: 08 Jan 10 18:05
:0
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The Magic Flea
When: 08 Jan 10 18:17
:)
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Dick Quax
When: 08 Jan 10 18:25
:D

Superb.
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redbag
When: 08 Jan 10 18:27
8/10
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cedarmaster
When: 08 Jan 10 18:28
i chuckled
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SIR DEREK TROTTER
When: 08 Jan 10 21:09
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. So they have to get out.

The Englishman takes a bottle of wine with him, the Scotsman takes an umbrella and the Irishman takes a car door.

On the way they meet this old fella. He says to the Englishman "I know why you've got the wine so you can have a drink when your thirsty", He says to the Scotsman "I know why you've got the umbrella to keep the sun off you", "but" he says to the Irishman "Why have you got the car door?" and the Irishman replies "If I get hot I can wind the window down!"
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streetboy
When: 08 Jan 10 21:29
derek trotter reported
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streetboy
When: 08 Jan 10 21:30
ancient joke
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garlicbread
When: 08 Jan 10 21:30
Liked the first one. Clean, funny and racist. A winning combo.
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