If she doesn't want you back now then i don't see why she would if you split her up with current boyfreind plus if she finds out it was you then you are 100% screwed instead of 90% Leave her alone.

what about the ducks?

turn up with ladycakes next time u drop round

NAVILLUS 06 Jan 09:11
just take the opportunity to apply for porn addressed to him at your wifes address, every advert, fill it in, obviously kinkier the better, S&M perhaps it will soon sort him out, make it a hobby with a £50 investment limit.
No violence just the pleasure of waking every morning knowing that the postman will call today !!, morally it keeps a lot of people employed until he gets chucked out.



Nah, she's well into that sort of stuff - at least when I was clattering her.

btw, gl whatever you do howard. personally, i'd shoot her in the face.

^ What with

Howard, without being disrespectful you seem to be looking at the whole thing through rose tinted glasses. Never forget that this odious hag was cracking away with someone behind your back.

Whilst you were watching the x-factor with your daughter, she was claiming to be out with 'friends' yet was actually getting her sphincter torn apart.....probably by someone you know.

For every part of you that currently wishes to be back in her warm embrace, think of how you'd feel every time she waltzed out the door if you were back together, knowing the kiss on the cheek was the touch of a filthy lying Judas. Accept the waves of nausea that come with such thoughts and you'll be well on your way to leaving this loathsome tramp in the metaphorical cesspit she belongs.

Good luck with whatever you choose.

true story, and it was someone fairly well known in racing, a heavy drinker,
after leaving one of ex-wives for a much younger girl, she went to one of these people -
not sure what they would be called, but they deal with supernatual powers
to inflict harm or something terrible happening to a person or persons.

.......and he said it could be done......she says, "how long will it take ?"
"About 1 or 2 years."
She says, "Oh my God no, forget it, that is too long, she'll be fed up with him by then anyway !"

B.S. as usual your venomous diatribes sparkle, even if they're somewhat unsympathetic to the female of the species.

any ideas from the evening forumites?

I think the only way my friend is to emply the old fashioned honey trap.... but with a potent sting in the tail....

You need to find out more about the target..... Job, interests, where he drinks etc.... Go and hire a fit dolly bird (you will need to pay for this) to meet up with him at place of work, hobby or pub and go to work on him... She will need to flatter him provocatively, tell him how handsome he is, laugh at jokes whilst also make sexually suggestive chitter chatter....He is bound to fall for this and then just ask the girl to ensure that some photos are take of their sexual encounter.....

The arrange for the girl to meet the guy at a restaurant at a certain time and also drop an anonymous note to the ex telling her to be at restaurant at certain time because you believe that her fella may be **ing... Sign it from a female so as not to arouse suspicion.... Ensure that when she returns from seeing the guy with the girl that the lewd photos are waiting at home for her to twist in the knife.....

Then just pop round the day after with some flowers to see how things are going and that's job done..... Next question :-)

You could always just tell her how you feel deep inside.

is he on any of these social networking sites.... facebook etc??? i'm not personally but i know that you can find out loads about him on there if he is.... you could also setup a false female profile if he is and get to know him that way.... I know it's wrong but the course of true love never runs smooth.

MOVE ON.

cheers acg, i might do that once i get his name, might be a laugh

Howard, you will not find it a ''laugh'' trawling these social networking sites. You can be pretty certain that once you find pages linked to your riff-raff ex- wife, there will at the very least be tenuous innuendo insinuating what she has inevetiably been up to. In all probability there will be clear photographic evidence (as graphic as family sites allow)

It's never easy for a man to admit the mother of their child is only one step above a prostitute, but you really need to get a grip. You're chasing a woman who gleefully chomped away on another mans**whilst you were wistfully running her a bath in the vain hope she may return home on time. She probably even nicked the scented candles you bought for such occasions and shared them with one of her many other lovers.

It's easy to be facetious about these matters, but concentrate on educating your daughter. If the trailer trash gang banging machine that is the mother has her way then it may only be a couple of years before you become a grandfather, and I'm sure that's not what you want. Move on to pastures new.

You are not ''lucky'' if you are trying to win back a woman who **ed on you. That is foolish. Let me guess: ''It was just a one off'' ''A drunken mistake''
The husband and the child are at home, and a key part of what should be a solid family triumvirate leaves this environment to ** and lie to the ones they allegedly care for. These women are**, and social networking sites and bingo playing natter of the last decade has sadly fuelled their reprehensible behaviour. Howard should wake up.

I'm reserving judgment until Wolsey End has a crack.

threaten to kill yourself unless she has you back - that will definately work

ttt please