Forums

We want to share an important update with our Betfair Community users.

Over the coming months, the Betfair Community platform will be winding down. The final active day for the platform will be December 21st. From December 22nd, users will no longer be able to access the platform.

Your discussions, insights, engagement, and, most importantly, feedback have helped shape the platform and guided innovation. Your feedback continues to be important to us, and we will continue to listen via our dedicated feedback channels, as well as through product testing and innovations.

To share your feedback and experience, visit: https://support.betfair.com/app/home

Welcome to Live View – Take the tour to learn more
Start Tour
There is currently 1 person viewing this thread.
starship
06 Jan 10 12:22
Joined:
Date Joined: 21 Jun 02
| Topic/replies: 3,111 | Blogger: starship's blog
country squire looking over his land and notices plenty of molehills,
he calls his game keeper, paddy
squire, this land is covered in molehills, tell u what paddy, for every mole u catch and kill [ and make sure u give them a horrible death,] i will pay u £10 for each one.
the next week the squire noticrs there are molehills than there was the previous week,
squire to game keeper, how many moles did u catch
paddy, 20 sir
squie, and did u give each one a horrible death
paddy, yes sir
squire, how did u kil them
paddy, i buried them alive
Show More
Loading...
Report redbag • January 6, 2010 1:23 PM GMT
0/10
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • January 6, 2010 1:24 PM GMT
6/10 :)
Report delz • January 6, 2010 1:28 PM GMT
On a level with downie mitchell.

Kiss of death / 10
Report Jimbo747 • January 6, 2010 1:29 PM GMT
Not heard before and I'm in a generous mood today. 7/10
Report mitchell downie • January 6, 2010 1:38 PM GMT
7-10, made me chuckle.
Report mitchell downie • January 6, 2010 1:39 PM GMT
would have been 8-10 without the horrible death bit, which is superfluous.
Report Capt__F • January 6, 2010 2:29 PM GMT
-2 due to inclement weather
Report niceone • January 6, 2010 2:50 PM GMT
8 out of 10
Report annie. • January 6, 2010 3:04 PM GMT
lol, capt F. As ever the remarks are funnier than the joke.
Report Easter 1916 • January 6, 2010 3:07 PM GMT
mitchell downie 06 Jan 14:39

would have been 8-10 without the horrible death bit, which is superfluous.


would lessen the punchline's impact if not mentioned, surely. would be on a par with one of yours if he left it out, mitchell. at it is, 2/10.
Report Big Charlie • January 6, 2010 3:09 PM GMT
The west Norfolk judge says 5.5/10

It would have been 7, but the use of u instead of you gets on my t1ts.
Report Hoss • January 6, 2010 3:10 PM GMT
Who's old enough to remember ''Oi'll give it foive'' :)
Report BIG GURU • January 6, 2010 4:23 PM GMT
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow-plough


















Give her a shovel ;)

(Thanks Tam C)
Report Big Charlie • January 6, 2010 4:34 PM GMT
Hoss 06 Jan 16:10


Who's old enough to remember ''Oi'll give it foive''



It wasn't Monica Rose, it was a youngish brunette bird called Olive (?) on Juke Box Jury or something like that.
Report TambourineMan. • January 6, 2010 4:37 PM GMT
Janice Nicholls Spin a disc with Brian Matthew.
Report Big Charlie • January 6, 2010 4:40 PM GMT
Where the fack did I get Olive from ? :^0
Report TambourineMan. • January 6, 2010 4:41 PM GMT
BC
She looked like
popeye's girl.
Report blackbarn • January 6, 2010 4:41 PM GMT
I am Hoss, what programme was it on!!
Report Big Charlie • January 6, 2010 4:43 PM GMT
Keep up blackie, read the posts above yours. :)
Report Big Charlie • January 6, 2010 4:44 PM GMT
TambourineMan. 06 Jan 17:41
BC
She looked like
popeye's girl.


I can't remember how old I was, but she definitely wasn't my type, I remember that much.
Report TambourineMan. • January 6, 2010 4:46 PM GMT
http://retrosellers.com/images/beatles5.jpg
Report blackbarn • January 6, 2010 4:46 PM GMT
Sorry Charlie, my typing is too slow, BUT no one has named the programme yet!!!!
Report Big Charlie • January 6, 2010 4:49 PM GMT
TambourineMan. 06 Jan 17:37
Janice Nicholls Spin a disc with Brian Matthew.


^^ isn't that the answer ?
Report Hoss • January 6, 2010 4:49 PM GMT
I think it was Jukebox Jury, a little Brummy girl
Report TambourineMan. • January 6, 2010 4:50 PM GMT
Thank Your Lucky Stars...but i think she showed up on Spin a Disc too.
Report Big Charlie • January 6, 2010 4:50 PM GMT
Tam

I can't get that link to work
Report blackbarn • January 6, 2010 4:52 PM GMT
Think "Spin a Disc was a discussion/voting slot that was PART of the programme Thank your Lucky Stars. Janice Nicholls defo correct though.
Report TambourineMan. • January 6, 2010 4:53 PM GMT
BC
Just google Janice Nicholls pics...their are other choices.
Report Big Charlie • January 6, 2010 4:57 PM GMT
Wish I hadn't bothered now :(
Report boxingthefox • January 6, 2010 4:57 PM GMT
Hoss, I think Juke Box Jury was hosted by David Jacobs and the panellists pressed a hit or a miss buzzer and not score the song/tune

I remember Janice but not the name of the prog
Report Hoss • January 6, 2010 4:58 PM GMT
Yes TYLS, below her song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV-0n5ZfoDA
Post Your Reply
<CTRL+Enter> to submit
Please login to post a reply.

Wonder

Instance ID: 13539
www.betfair.com