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country squire looking over his land and notices plenty of molehills,
he calls his game keeper, paddy
squire, this land is covered in molehills, tell u what paddy, for every mole u catch and kill [ and make sure u give them a horrible death,] i will pay u £10 for each one.
the next week the squire noticrs there are molehills than there was the previous week,
squire to game keeper, how many moles did u catch
paddy, 20 sir
squie, and did u give each one a horrible death
paddy, yes sir
squire, how did u kil them
paddy, i buried them alive
he calls his game keeper, paddy
squire, this land is covered in molehills, tell u what paddy, for every mole u catch and kill [ and make sure u give them a horrible death,] i will pay u £10 for each one.
the next week the squire noticrs there are molehills than there was the previous week,
squire to game keeper, how many moles did u catch
paddy, 20 sir
squie, and did u give each one a horrible death
paddy, yes sir
squire, how did u kil them
paddy, i buried them alive
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Not heard before and I'm in a generous mood today. 7/10
would have been 8-10 without the horrible death bit, which is superfluous.
lol, capt F. As ever the remarks are funnier than the joke.
mitchell downie 06 Jan 14:39
would have been 8-10 without the horrible death bit, which is superfluous.
would lessen the punchline's impact if not mentioned, surely. would be on a par with one of yours if he left it out, mitchell. at it is, 2/10.
would have been 8-10 without the horrible death bit, which is superfluous.
would lessen the punchline's impact if not mentioned, surely. would be on a par with one of yours if he left it out, mitchell. at it is, 2/10.
The west Norfolk judge says 5.5/10
It would have been 7, but the use of u instead of you gets on my t1ts.
It would have been 7, but the use of u instead of you gets on my t1ts.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow-plough
Give her a shovel ;)
(Thanks Tam C)
Give her a shovel ;)
(Thanks Tam C)
Hoss 06 Jan 16:10
Who's old enough to remember ''Oi'll give it foive''
It wasn't Monica Rose, it was a youngish brunette bird called Olive (?) on Juke Box Jury or something like that.
Who's old enough to remember ''Oi'll give it foive''
It wasn't Monica Rose, it was a youngish brunette bird called Olive (?) on Juke Box Jury or something like that.
TambourineMan. 06 Jan 17:41
BC
She looked like
popeye's girl.
I can't remember how old I was, but she definitely wasn't my type, I remember that much.
BC
She looked like
popeye's girl.
I can't remember how old I was, but she definitely wasn't my type, I remember that much.
Sorry Charlie, my typing is too slow, BUT no one has named the programme yet!!!!
TambourineMan. 06 Jan 17:37
Janice Nicholls Spin a disc with Brian Matthew.
^^ isn't that the answer ?
Janice Nicholls Spin a disc with Brian Matthew.
^^ isn't that the answer ?
Thank Your Lucky Stars...but i think she showed up on Spin a Disc too.
Think "Spin a Disc was a discussion/voting slot that was PART of the programme Thank your Lucky Stars. Janice Nicholls defo correct though.
BC
Just google Janice Nicholls pics...their are other choices.
Just google Janice Nicholls pics...their are other choices.
Hoss, I think Juke Box Jury was hosted by David Jacobs and the panellists pressed a hit or a miss buzzer and not score the song/tune
I remember Janice but not the name of the prog
I remember Janice but not the name of the prog
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