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country squire looking over his land and notices plenty of molehills,
he calls his game keeper, paddy
squire, this land is covered in molehills, tell u what paddy, for every mole u catch and kill [ and make sure u give them a horrible death,] i will pay u £10 for each one.
the next week the squire noticrs there are molehills than there was the previous week,
squire to game keeper, how many moles did u catch
paddy, 20 sir
squie, and did u give each one a horrible death
paddy, yes sir
squire, how did u kil them
paddy, i buried them alive
he calls his game keeper, paddy
squire, this land is covered in molehills, tell u what paddy, for every mole u catch and kill [ and make sure u give them a horrible death,] i will pay u £10 for each one.
the next week the squire noticrs there are molehills than there was the previous week,
squire to game keeper, how many moles did u catch
paddy, 20 sir
squie, and did u give each one a horrible death
paddy, yes sir
squire, how did u kil them
paddy, i buried them alive
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6/10 :)
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On a level with downie mitchell.
Kiss of death / 10 |
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Not heard before and I'm in a generous mood today. 7/10
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7-10, made me chuckle.
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would have been 8-10 without the horrible death bit, which is superfluous.
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-2 due to inclement weather
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8 out of 10
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lol, capt F. As ever the remarks are funnier than the joke.
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mitchell downie 06 Jan 14:39
would have been 8-10 without the horrible death bit, which is superfluous. would lessen the punchline's impact if not mentioned, surely. would be on a par with one of yours if he left it out, mitchell. at it is, 2/10. |
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The west Norfolk judge says 5.5/10
It would have been 7, but the use of u instead of you gets on my t1ts. |
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Who's old enough to remember ''Oi'll give it foive'' :)
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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow-plough
Give her a shovel ;) (Thanks Tam C) |
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Hoss 06 Jan 16:10
Who's old enough to remember ''Oi'll give it foive'' It wasn't Monica Rose, it was a youngish brunette bird called Olive (?) on Juke Box Jury or something like that. |
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Janice Nicholls Spin a disc with Brian Matthew.
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Where the fack did I get Olive from ? :^0
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BC
She looked like popeye's girl. |
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I am Hoss, what programme was it on!!
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Keep up blackie, read the posts above yours. :)
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TambourineMan. 06 Jan 17:41
BC She looked like popeye's girl. I can't remember how old I was, but she definitely wasn't my type, I remember that much. |
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http://retrosellers.com/images/beatles5.jpg
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Sorry Charlie, my typing is too slow, BUT no one has named the programme yet!!!!
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TambourineMan. 06 Jan 17:37
Janice Nicholls Spin a disc with Brian Matthew. ^^ isn't that the answer ? |
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I think it was Jukebox Jury, a little Brummy girl
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Thank Your Lucky Stars...but i think she showed up on Spin a Disc too.
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Tam
I can't get that link to work |
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Think "Spin a Disc was a discussion/voting slot that was PART of the programme Thank your Lucky Stars. Janice Nicholls defo correct though.
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BC
Just google Janice Nicholls pics...their are other choices. |
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Wish I hadn't bothered now :(
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Hoss, I think Juke Box Jury was hosted by David Jacobs and the panellists pressed a hit or a miss buzzer and not score the song/tune
I remember Janice but not the name of the prog |
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Yes TYLS, below her song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV-0n5ZfoDA |