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armchair jockey wilson!!
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lying underneath a glass coffee table while i empty the contents of my bowels onto it?


just wondering like???
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Report golfnut • January 3, 2010 11:12 PM GMT
Drugs dont work!
Report armchair jockey wilson!! • January 3, 2010 11:13 PM GMT
they do sometimes!
Report doantwin2easy • January 3, 2010 11:13 PM GMT
oh dear
Report armchair jockey wilson!! • January 3, 2010 11:15 PM GMT
it was just a polite enquiry.......didnt mean to offend.


ps........doesnt have to be a coffee table if you were interested!
Report RLKingPunter • January 3, 2010 11:15 PM GMT
how cold is it up in cumbria jockey?much snow up there near worky/w,haven?
Report BIGNOSEDAVES SPROG • January 3, 2010 11:15 PM GMT
what a vile rancid thread
Report golfnut • January 3, 2010 11:15 PM GMT
FFS sake Jockey..im a newbie as far as BF is concerned and ive seen some quite witty posts from you...may i ask,why resort to this?
Report armchair jockey wilson!! • January 3, 2010 11:18 PM GMT
golfnut.....a combination of boredom,drunkeness,immaturity and essentially just because im a plonker!.......hope this helps!
Report armchair jockey wilson!! • January 3, 2010 11:19 PM GMT
rlking...........weather up here fairly baltic!.....barrow v town friendly today was cancelled......its been below freezing up here for 3 weeks constant now!.......we need a thaw!
Report golfnut • January 3, 2010 11:19 PM GMT
so you are a defeatist then?
Report a bitofinterest • January 3, 2010 11:21 PM GMT
or just a hopeless old romantic
Report golfnut • January 3, 2010 11:23 PM GMT
barrow v town friendly today was cancelled......

Hardly surprising!...Sunderland remember....you found out today!!
Report armchair jockey wilson!! • January 3, 2010 11:23 PM GMT
a deafeatist?.....dunno suppose it depends upon who im up against!....i mean..if i was playing phil "the power" taylor at darts then yeah id be pretty defeatist....however...if i was arm wrestling against co stompe then id be a little more bullish!
Report JamesBlakesHugeArse • January 3, 2010 11:24 PM GMT
posting semi shocking material doesnt make you interesting.
Report HRH The Lager Khan • January 3, 2010 11:24 PM GMT
Maybe armchair jw is head of product testing for IKEA.
Report golfnut • January 3, 2010 11:25 PM GMT
how about you are up against yourself?...which by the nature of this post you seem to be.

Just a thought....
hi Bito
Report armchair jockey wilson!! • January 3, 2010 11:25 PM GMT
jbha......in your opinion what would make me interesting?....discussing male tennis players bottoms?......im open to any suggestions at all!......i just so want to be liked!
Report armchair jockey wilson!! • January 3, 2010 11:26 PM GMT
HRH....in my experience the ikea range of glass coffee tables are prone to "steaming" up when defacated upon.....you need to be looking for something a bit more substantial!
Report JamesBlakesHugeArse • January 3, 2010 11:28 PM GMT
insert "funny" where "interesting" is into my previous post
Report HRH The Lager Khan • January 3, 2010 11:28 PM GMT
Are the contents of your bowels somewhat toxic per chance Mr Wilson?
Report armchair jockey wilson!! • January 3, 2010 11:30 PM GMT
HRH.....well you wouldnt want to be drinking them!
Report HRH The Lager Khan • January 3, 2010 11:31 PM GMT
Well no, but it can't be worse than Pernod.
Report armchair jockey wilson!! • January 3, 2010 11:32 PM GMT
i had 2 bags of salt and vinegar peanuts last night.......my backside has been "paying out" like a fruit machine today!
Report HRH The Lager Khan • January 3, 2010 11:34 PM GMT
Suggest you ask the Autoglass man to pop round with his tube of resin before a chip in your coffee table becomes a nasty crack
Report armchair jockey wilson!! • January 3, 2010 11:37 PM GMT
ive already spoken to "gavin"....he said he would pop round tomorrow!.....must admit...i find his make-up a tad frightening!
Report Peter Ridsdale • January 3, 2010 11:42 PM GMT
I've seen this performed somewhere before, just can't think where :|
Report HRH The Lager Khan • January 3, 2010 11:43 PM GMT
Was it on Blue Peter?
Report armchair jockey wilson!! • January 3, 2010 11:43 PM GMT
peter....which bit?.....the backside paying out like a fruit machine or the defacating on a coffee table?....i have suitable links to either!
Report golfnut • January 3, 2010 11:44 PM GMT
Gavin!...does he play for Barrow or Town?
Report armchair jockey wilson!! • January 3, 2010 11:45 PM GMT
gavin would be a townie if he played, without doubt!......workington town will be the lay of the day, every sunday for the duration of the coming rugby league season!......and i cannot wait for it!
Report Peter Ridsdale • January 3, 2010 11:47 PM GMT
The coffee table bit.
Report armchair jockey wilson!! • January 3, 2010 11:49 PM GMT
peter....there are a few specialist sites for this i believe!....although obviously i have never visited them!
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