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03 Jan 10
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lying underneath a glass coffee table while i empty the contents of my bowels onto it?
just wondering like???
just wondering like???
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Drugs dont work!
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they do sometimes!
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oh dear
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it was just a polite enquiry.......didnt mean to offend.
ps........doesnt have to be a coffee table if you were interested! |
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how cold is it up in cumbria jockey?much snow up there near worky/w,haven?
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what a vile rancid thread
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FFS sake Jockey..im a newbie as far as BF is concerned and ive seen some quite witty posts from you...may i ask,why resort to this?
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golfnut.....a combination of boredom,drunkeness,immaturity and essentially just because im a plonker!.......hope this helps!
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rlking...........weather up here fairly baltic!.....barrow v town friendly today was cancelled......its been below freezing up here for 3 weeks constant now!.......we need a thaw!
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so you are a defeatist then?
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or just a hopeless old romantic
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barrow v town friendly today was cancelled......
Hardly surprising!...Sunderland remember....you found out today!! |
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a deafeatist?.....dunno suppose it depends upon who im up against!....i mean..if i was playing phil "the power" taylor at darts then yeah id be pretty defeatist....however...if i was arm wrestling against co stompe then id be a little more bullish!
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posting semi shocking material doesnt make you interesting.
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Maybe armchair jw is head of product testing for IKEA.
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how about you are up against yourself?...which by the nature of this post you seem to be.
Just a thought.... hi Bito |
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jbha......in your opinion what would make me interesting?....discussing male tennis players bottoms?......im open to any suggestions at all!......i just so want to be liked!
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HRH....in my experience the ikea range of glass coffee tables are prone to "steaming" up when defacated upon.....you need to be looking for something a bit more substantial!
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insert "funny" where "interesting" is into my previous post
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Are the contents of your bowels somewhat toxic per chance Mr Wilson?
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HRH.....well you wouldnt want to be drinking them!
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Well no, but it can't be worse than Pernod.
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i had 2 bags of salt and vinegar peanuts last night.......my backside has been "paying out" like a fruit machine today!
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Suggest you ask the Autoglass man to pop round with his tube of resin before a chip in your coffee table becomes a nasty crack
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ive already spoken to "gavin"....he said he would pop round tomorrow!.....must admit...i find his make-up a tad frightening!
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I've seen this performed somewhere before, just can't think where :|
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Was it on Blue Peter?
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peter....which bit?.....the backside paying out like a fruit machine or the defacating on a coffee table?....i have suitable links to either!
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Gavin!...does he play for Barrow or Town?
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gavin would be a townie if he played, without doubt!......workington town will be the lay of the day, every sunday for the duration of the coming rugby league season!......and i cannot wait for it!
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The coffee table bit.
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peter....there are a few specialist sites for this i believe!....although obviously i have never visited them!
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