anyone interested in................

Drugs dont work!

they do sometimes!

oh dear

it was just a polite enquiry.......didnt mean to offend.


ps........doesnt have to be a coffee table if you were interested!

how cold is it up in cumbria jockey?much snow up there near worky/w,haven?

what a vile rancid thread

FFS sake Jockey..im a newbie as far as BF is concerned and ive seen some quite witty posts from you...may i ask,why resort to this?

golfnut.....a combination of boredom,drunkeness,immaturity and essentially just because im a plonker!.......hope this helps!

rlking...........weather up here fairly baltic!.....barrow v town friendly today was cancelled......its been below freezing up here for 3 weeks constant now!.......we need a thaw!

so you are a defeatist then?

or just a hopeless old romantic

barrow v town friendly today was cancelled......

Hardly surprising!...Sunderland remember....you found out today!!

a deafeatist?.....dunno suppose it depends upon who im up against!....i mean..if i was playing phil "the power" taylor at darts then yeah id be pretty defeatist....however...if i was arm wrestling against co stompe then id be a little more bullish!

posting semi shocking material doesnt make you interesting.

Maybe armchair jw is head of product testing for IKEA.

how about you are up against yourself?...which by the nature of this post you seem to be.

Just a thought....
hi Bito

jbha......in your opinion what would make me interesting?....discussing male tennis players bottoms?......im open to any suggestions at all!......i just so want to be liked!

HRH....in my experience the ikea range of glass coffee tables are prone to "steaming" up when defacated upon.....you need to be looking for something a bit more substantial!

insert "funny" where "interesting" is into my previous post

Are the contents of your bowels somewhat toxic per chance Mr Wilson?

HRH.....well you wouldnt want to be drinking them!

Well no, but it can't be worse than Pernod.

i had 2 bags of salt and vinegar peanuts last night.......my backside has been "paying out" like a fruit machine today!

Suggest you ask the Autoglass man to pop round with his tube of resin before a chip in your coffee table becomes a nasty crack

ive already spoken to "gavin"....he said he would pop round tomorrow!.....must admit...i find his make-up a tad frightening!

I've seen this performed somewhere before, just can't think where :|

Was it on Blue Peter?

peter....which bit?.....the backside paying out like a fruit machine or the defacating on a coffee table?....i have suitable links to either!

Gavin!...does he play for Barrow or Town?

gavin would be a townie if he played, without doubt!......workington town will be the lay of the day, every sunday for the duration of the coming rugby league season!......and i cannot wait for it!

The coffee table bit.

peter....there are a few specialist sites for this i believe!....although obviously i have never visited them!