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I reckon i will be below the forum average with a sensible 4 bottles of red wine + 6 bottles of beer.
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in an average week i will consume anywhere from 60 - 80 cans of lager!......depends how hacked off im feeling!
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Not so bad now, 18 bottles of Stella and a 70cl bottle of Smirnoff, it used to be 100+ pints a week.
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not true Jockey
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Very modest Peter. Keep it up.
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which bit is not true?..........that is my average consumption!....i have drank the same amount for pretty much the past 18 months!
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peters an inspiration to us all
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I've no doubt jockey's telling the truth. Face it - his postings are the terminal ramblings of a near-dead alkie. If, hypothetically, one was writing his biography, you'ld want 90% of the fee up-front.
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cheers bodil!........i would say that "near dead alkie"...just about hits the nail squarely on the head!
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a real feelgood thread at last!
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Hey - justified concern on my part as to future income.
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Jockey - Once your only source of nourishment is Cider then it is game over
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To right SNOOCH, double skinned barrels tells you all you need to know.
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a bottle of whisky per week on average
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brings a tear to the eye and a hic to the throat :(
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Bito is a soft lad
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i just cannot drink cider....gives me appalling heartburn!
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Cider = The Devils love juice
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It's a real bummer when most types of alcohol cause you pain to drink or just taste bad. I don't recall signing a paper to that end when I was young.
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the last time i drank cider i was terribly unwell...it was a vile drink by the name of ice dragon...39p a can and was a foul tasting as can be imagined!
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about 140 units a week. cutting down in new year.
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Drank 6 bottle of Diamond White cider when i was 15, was ill for 3 days. Have a mental block now, cannot drink cider.
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It was probably a drink for ice dragons, ajw. Easy mistake to make.
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I passed through the cider phase a long while ago - it was cheap, packed a punch and tasted OK. And came in those convenient 3l plastic bottles.
What you really have to ask yourselves is "do I have somethng better to do?" |
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know people who live on these 3 litre bottles but also sadly know people who have died on these 3 litre bottles. No use
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I guess they didn't have anything better to do. It happens.
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this is my problem....i have nothing better to do!
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Have you ever considered becoming a serial killer? It would liven up the biography (hint).
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funny you should say that!.........i have a huge library of serial killer books!...i have studied serial killers for many years!
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Just lacked the guts, huh?
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its more down to being unable to fit it in around my drinking!....also im a bit of a heavy breather which sort of rules out sneaking up on anyone!
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I understand your pain.
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ive have often thought about randomly mowing people down in the car....but its only a corsa and unless i chose really small/weak people..then there would be a real risk that i would come off second best!
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We should get together about killing random innocent people.
Though no one is really innocent. |
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finding a truly innocent person would be harder than it sounds!......however i think that pensioners would be a fair starting point!.....ploughing into the bingo queue would be a winner i reckon!
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Yeah - they've all got guilty secrets. We should mow them down - with something more than a Corsa.
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I just polished off some weetabix!
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Hmmm....
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What do you drive, giggilo?
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3 afterwork most nights a week. Plus 10 on Friday min. Plus 10 on Sat.
When dieting, tit all in the week and 4 pints at weekends. I can enjoy both - earn the beer etc so enjoy it more. What new bird has told me - drink what you want and show how much you care about me!! Tonight I dont care, I can lie to her tomorrow after that I wont do it again (not the right attitude I know) I want to turn over a new leaf and I do like her a lot. Honesty can wait a few days. Hope she doesnt know but a few days ago I didnt know her name! |