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POIROTS CHRISTMAS - for old and new chaps alike

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By:
Tommy Toes
When: 10 Dec 09 22:35
Merry Christmas Vel!
By:
Velasquez
When: 10 Dec 09 22:58
Can I just add a DISCLAIMER here?

At the time I PRODUCED this piece, darlinks, I was badly effected by a micro-organism in a plate of wild rice I ate in a trendy cafe in Great Western Road in Glasgow.

I then became obsessed by Poirot when I realized that THE THEFT OF THE ROYAL RUBY was totally in-sync with Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon...all of this happened while I was under the influence of the toxic agent in the wild rice - for I was itchy as fuq for a solid week and I believed I was a famous Belgian.

Now, as a SOBER man, I have come to hate this thread as much as Thin and Crispy ever did...and I repent in dust and ashes...

HAPPY CHRISTMAS 2009, EVERYONE...IT'S CHRISTMAS !!!!!!!!
By:
Big Charlie
When: 10 Dec 09 23:11
:)
By:
Velasquez
When: 10 Dec 09 23:15
Yeah, YOU - you, you, with the smiley - you with the SMILEY - I want ROYALTIES from YOU !!!!
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 10 Dec 09 23:23
Excellent, Vel!
By:
Velasquez
When: 10 Dec 09 23:28
But not you, Tommy - in fact, you can invest the royalties in whatever you like...Stoke City FC...Fund for Old Soldiers Who Swing the Lead...a night of passion with Rachel Riley...whatever...
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 10 Dec 09 23:38
Cheers Vel!
Can I donate my monies to "Save The Tunnocks' Caramel Wafer", just for Bodil, please?
By:
Velasquez
When: 10 Dec 09 23:39
Ok, Tommy, that's fine by me - but you must send him some Seriously Strong Cheddar, too.
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 10 Dec 09 23:41
That may cause a total eclipse of The Pooliverse, Vel!
By:
Velasquez
When: 10 Dec 09 23:48
Yes.

I'd like to send this message to Bodil :

Bodil - breathe...breathe in the cheesy air

Yes, breathe in the cheesy air
Don't be afraid to care.

Thank You.
By:
Velasquez
When: 10 Dec 09 23:53
Hey Tommy - did you see Syd Barrett's two bikes sold for about £10,000 - he painted them himself. Wouldn't mind the sky blue one...and a few of Syd's paintings.

He can keep the DIY, though.
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 10 Dec 09 23:59
I didn't, Vel - but it has brought back memories of me painting my first (second hand) bike with old white emulsion I'd found in the cupboard one day - bell 'n' all!
My dad went mad when he saw it.
I thought I'd done a great job!
By:
Velasquez
When: 11 Dec 09 00:01
It surely peeled, Tommy!

I had an old Dawes Windrush that belonged to my Uncle Kaspar. It was far too big for me, but I swapped a loan of bikes with my cycling mad buddy. I'm off to get Syd Barrett's lyrics...
By:
Velasquez
When: 11 Dec 09 00:03
I've got a bike
You can ride it if you like
It's got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
I'd give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things,

I've got a cloak
It's a bit of a joke
There's a tear up the front
It's red and black
I've had it for months
If you think it could look good
Then I guess it should.
By:
Velasquez
When: 11 Dec 09 00:05
I know a mouse
And he hasn't got a house
I don't know why
I call him Gerald
He's getting rather old
But he's a good mouse.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I've got a clan of gingerbread men
Here a man
There a man
Lots of gingerbread men
Take a couple if you wish
They're on the dish.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I know a room full of musical tunes
Some rhyme
Some ching
Most of them are clockwork
Let's go into the other room and make them work.
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 11 Dec 09 00:11
Vel, it's such a painful memory - my dad being angry with me, for one of the very few occasions it ever happened - I think my memory has blocked out whether it peeled or not.
In fact, I can't remember a single moment of the bike after my dad discovered it; outside, painted with emulsion, with an old coat I'd put over it!

Great lyrics!
By:
Velasquez
When: 11 Dec 09 00:14
My time with the Dawes Windrush ended when another pal threw a spanner at the spokes and I went over the handlebars.

That was our idea of a "game" in 70s Glasgow.
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 11 Dec 09 00:20
Ah!
I remember pegging (with a wooden clothes peg, no less) TyPhoo Tea 'collection' cards to the spokes on my wheels to create a 'go faster' sound!
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 11 Dec 09 00:24
Or were they PG tips cards?
I really can't remember - as I've never liked tea.
By:
Velasquez
When: 11 Dec 09 00:24
Millport is perfect for cycling, Tommy. It's a flat Scottish island and you can cycle round the island. You can hire bikes. I spent many happy days there, and a few unhappy days.
By:
Velasquez
When: 11 Dec 09 00:25
ffs - "don't like tea" & "hate cheese" -- WHAT SORT OF FORUM IS THIS ??
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 11 Dec 09 00:30
I really don't know, Vel!

I was brought up in a right old tea-belly' drinking house , but I never liked the stuff, except for a dunk of the odd biccie or several - and then threw the tea away!

It always tasted like licking a choc-ice wrapper to me.
By:
Velasquez
When: 11 Dec 09 00:41
Must have about 30 crates downstairs, Tommy - Trade Fair de-caff lime and charcoal - you name it, I got it for 27p reduced price. I have one cupboard dedicated to tea as I took max. advantage of the great Somerfield clear out sale of November 2001.

Good night, Tommy - I took a sleeping potion tea earlier : Jackson's of Picadilly SENCHA TOSLEEP.

I'll LEAF you with the words of KAKUZO OKAKURA, the great Japanese detective : "Tea is a work of art and needs a master hand to bring out its noblest qualities."

£5 a crate doon the Barras.
By:
Velasquez
When: 11 Dec 09 00:44
Oh, and ah...

"The Bitter Tea of General Yen" is on the DVD lightbox...
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 11 Dec 09 00:46
Excellent, Vel!
By:
bodil
When: 11 Dec 09 00:49
Tea's OK. You can't go wrong with dried leaves.
By:
Big Charlie
When: 11 Dec 09 09:57
'You can't beat a nice cuppa with your whelks' - The Duke Of Edinburgh said, on paying a rare visit to Tubby Isaacs, East India Dock Road, London.
By:
Big Charlie
When: 12 Dec 09 23:32
Merry Xmas
By:
bob kirk's secret lovechild
When: 12 Dec 09 23:50
what what????????
By:
JackCole
When: 27 Aug 11 23:05
Laugh
By:
twomatchpoints
When: 26 Feb 12 14:58
Post early for xmas imo
By:
kenny mann
When: 25 Dec 14 11:29
Anyone watching Scrooge on Five? It really is a marvellous film (1951 version)
By:
pumphol.
When: 25 Dec 14 11:35
This is the 1970 version Kenny the 1951 version was shown on Channel 5 yesterday
By:
kenny mann
When: 25 Dec 14 11:54
That's strange pumpy, I'm recording it for later. It definately says 1951 with Ali
stair Sim when I press for info but a quick glance shows that you are correct.
By:
pumphol.
When: 25 Dec 14 12:12
Yes my VirginMedia highlight comes on saying 1951 but its certainly the latter version, I have also seen the 1951 version in colour but it was B & W yesterday, by far the best version of the lot.
By:
kenny mann
When: 25 Dec 14 12:36
Yes I'm with Virgin. No hurry but do you know if you can record from the radio? My Tivo box doesn't seem to allow it.
By:
pumphol.
When: 25 Dec 14 12:47
Never tried Kenny till now just gone over to radio 1 ( 901 ) & I have recorded it so there must be something stopping you doing it on your box, it should work.
By:
kenny mann
When: 25 Dec 14 12:53
That's encouraging. Cheers matey.
By:
pumphol.
When: 25 Dec 14 13:09
If you can't do it obviously not today  but phone them up they will sort it out, have a good day.
By:
call me a taxi
When: 26 Dec 14 23:54
Funny thread LaughCrazyCrazy
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