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10 Dec 09
16:12
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the mrs was out,
and think this girl 2 doors down was aware of this.
i happily obliged with her request of manouvering the bed upstairs.
its so obvious she wants my stork shaft as she kept on looking at me in that**give it to me cowboy way.
i must say i am very tempted as she is damn sexy.
i have offered to put up some shelves for her at the weekend.
think im gonna give it some then.
im not married by the way,so no harm in a bit of slap and ticklle dont u think
and think this girl 2 doors down was aware of this.
i happily obliged with her request of manouvering the bed upstairs.
its so obvious she wants my stork shaft as she kept on looking at me in that**give it to me cowboy way.
i must say i am very tempted as she is damn sexy.
i have offered to put up some shelves for her at the weekend.
think im gonna give it some then.
im not married by the way,so no harm in a bit of slap and ticklle dont u think
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groan, here we go again. 500+ posts and no sh@g (nap)
Very confusing, whose the mrs? and why do you keep sneaking through my back garden?
tiger moved a bed, and look what's happened to him
not sure whether she is just toying with me as i think she could be a little out of my league.
allthough i have to admit i am a goodlooking guy.
allthough i have to admit i am a goodlooking guy.
theres only one way to find out get her on the bed and give her what for!!
So you're a good looking guy but she's out of your league - therefore you must be very dull or short, correct?
Diploire 10 Dec 17:23
So you're a good looking guy but she's out of your league - therefore you must be very dull or short, correct?
she obviously doesn't think so does she pimple chops
So you're a good looking guy but she's out of your league - therefore you must be very dull or short, correct?
she obviously doesn't think so does she pimple chops
I'm not sure she's done anything with you yet, correct me if i'm wrong. All she's done is use you to do her crappy jobs.
jealous stop at home all day gambler springs to mind
furniture remover, shelf putter upper and a glance from her guarantees her jobs are done for the next few months. Are you somewhat naive alex?
Easily sorted. Weekend shelf duty. Hammer in one hand cocck in the other and ask if she wants nailing or screwing. Thank me later.
alexander supertramp 10 Dec 17:20
not sure whether she is just toying with me as i think she could be a little out of my league.
"allthough i have to admit i am a goodlooking guy"
ten out of ten :^0
not sure whether she is just toying with me as i think she could be a little out of my league.
"allthough i have to admit i am a goodlooking guy"
ten out of ten :^0
Chit chatters lead some interesting lives... or very vivid imaginations.
Complete mug. Are you 16 OP? Everyone knows the old 'fit girl needs help with x' routine.
I am trying to think of the last time I heard a story like this end happily, I suggest you do the same.
If your going to play away then why do it 2 doors away. It has pain and suffering, (for everyone), written all over it. take a boys night out in another town and leave it all behind if you must indulge.
If your going to play away then why do it 2 doors away. It has pain and suffering, (for everyone), written all over it. take a boys night out in another town and leave it all behind if you must indulge.
Diploire 10 Dec 17:23
So you're a good looking guy but she's out of your league - therefore you must be very dull or short, correct?
sorry pal.
id love to oblige as i know u would enjoy it.
but i dont bat for the other side.
get yourself a king dong
So you're a good looking guy but she's out of your league - therefore you must be very dull or short, correct?
sorry pal.
id love to oblige as i know u would enjoy it.
but i dont bat for the other side.
get yourself a king dong
alexander supertramp 10 Dec 17:12
the mrs was out,
and think this girl 2 doors down was aware of this.
i happily obliged with her request of manouvering the bed upstairs.
its so obvious she wants my stork shaft as she kept on looking at me in that *** give it to me cowboy way
did you know that a stork's**is only 5 centimetres long?
2 inches is the minimum, thats how far up the g spot is
i seeu have been doing your homework on a womans ladybits.
u may get to see it for real oneday.
u may get to see it for real oneday.
Opening poster is currently furiously pulling the head off it whilst imagning what would happen if this situation had actually occured.
Will be back on in a few minutes to give another update, anticipating a return to the thread tomorrow when he will conduct the obligatory Friday Morning**fest
Will be back on in a few minutes to give another update, anticipating a return to the thread tomorrow when he will conduct the obligatory Friday Morning**fest
didn't need to do homework for it
done it on previous examinations
done it on previous examinations
A charming character it would appear.. and not bad looking. She'd be mad not to!
yea am a Dog Racer indeed, not sure what it has to do with this?
lmao punterfleece , im sure when u hit a girls g spot she will be sure to let u know chick !!
i don't know who is the biggest fantasist...alexander supertramp, or punter...
ive not even bothered reading after the thread starter ,but I will :-)
me in that *** give it to me cowboy way.
what is the deleted word pleasae ?
what is the deleted word pleasae ?
Sir Denis Eton-Hogg 10 Dec 17:14
groan, here we go again. 500+ posts and no sh@g (nap)
:)
groan, here we go again. 500+ posts and no sh@g (nap)
:)
...i happily obliged with her request of manouvering the bed upstairs.
...i have offered to put up some shelves for her at the weekend.
:^o :^o
...i have offered to put up some shelves for her at the weekend.
:^o :^o
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