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10 Dec 09
16:12
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the mrs was out,
and think this girl 2 doors down was aware of this.
i happily obliged with her request of manouvering the bed upstairs.
its so obvious she wants my stork shaft as she kept on looking at me in that**give it to me cowboy way.
i must say i am very tempted as she is damn sexy.
i have offered to put up some shelves for her at the weekend.
think im gonna give it some then.
im not married by the way,so no harm in a bit of slap and ticklle dont u think
and think this girl 2 doors down was aware of this.
i happily obliged with her request of manouvering the bed upstairs.
its so obvious she wants my stork shaft as she kept on looking at me in that**give it to me cowboy way.
i must say i am very tempted as she is damn sexy.
i have offered to put up some shelves for her at the weekend.
think im gonna give it some then.
im not married by the way,so no harm in a bit of slap and ticklle dont u think
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this will run and run imo
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groan, here we go again. 500+ posts and no sh@g (nap)
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I envy your missus
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and you didnt bang her already becasue.....?
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Very confusing, whose the mrs? and why do you keep sneaking through my back garden?
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thread sponsored by Kleenex
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give it to her side saddle style
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tiger moved a bed, and look what's happened to him
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not sure whether she is just toying with me as i think she could be a little out of my league.
allthough i have to admit i am a goodlooking guy. |
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even though you say so yourself
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theres only one way to find out get her on the bed and give her what for!!
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So you're a good looking guy but she's out of your league - therefore you must be very dull or short, correct?
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Diploire 10 Dec 17:23
So you're a good looking guy but she's out of your league - therefore you must be very dull or short, correct? she obviously doesn't think so does she pimple chops |
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I'm not sure she's done anything with you yet, correct me if i'm wrong. All she's done is use you to do her crappy jobs.
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jealous stop at home all day gambler springs to mind
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Diploire is shrood
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furniture remover, shelf putter upper and a glance from her guarantees her jobs are done for the next few months. Are you somewhat naive alex?
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Easily sorted. Weekend shelf duty. Hammer in one hand cocck in the other and ask if she wants nailing or screwing. Thank me later.
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alexander supertramp 10 Dec 17:20
not sure whether she is just toying with me as i think she could be a little out of my league. "allthough i have to admit i am a goodlooking guy" ten out of ten :^0 |
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Chit chatters lead some interesting lives... or very vivid imaginations.
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The latter.
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Complete mug. Are you 16 OP? Everyone knows the old 'fit girl needs help with x' routine.
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'The Mrs was out'
'I'm not married' You lying toad !!! |
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Are you Robin Askwith?
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I am trying to think of the last time I heard a story like this end happily, I suggest you do the same.
If your going to play away then why do it 2 doors away. It has pain and suffering, (for everyone), written all over it. take a boys night out in another town and leave it all behind if you must indulge. |
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She might have the painters in next time
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Diploire 10 Dec 17:23
So you're a good looking guy but she's out of your league - therefore you must be very dull or short, correct? sorry pal. id love to oblige as i know u would enjoy it. but i dont bat for the other side. get yourself a king dong |
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alexander supertramp 10 Dec 17:12 the mrs was out, and think this girl 2 doors down was aware of this. i happily obliged with her request of manouvering the bed upstairs. its so obvious she wants my stork shaft as she kept on looking at me in that *** give it to me cowboy way did you know that a stork's**is only 5 centimetres long? |
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pen1s
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does the job mate...does the job
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2 inches is the minimum, thats how far up the g spot is
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i seeu have been doing your homework on a womans ladybits.
u may get to see it for real oneday. |
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Opening poster is currently furiously pulling the head off it whilst imagning what would happen if this situation had actually occured.
Will be back on in a few minutes to give another update, anticipating a return to the thread tomorrow when he will conduct the obligatory Friday Morning**fest |
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only natural to imagine the inevetable
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didn't need to do homework for it
done it on previous examinations |
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you didnt say u were a DR
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Not true Live Forever
He's done that and came at 17.14. |
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A charming character it would appear.. and not bad looking. She'd be mad not to!
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THANK U MR WALNUTS
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