I think I split my jerry on Saturday

anal fissure 1.01

Tell me more, but not too graphic. Remedies too.

Sounds like you had three Rustlers in one sitting, then held them in till they turned almost solid. A lamentable course of action.

Incidentally, I had smoked haddock on Friday night so you could be right.

just stop bending down for your boyfriend for a few weeks and it should heal by itself

That was to Early Morning Riser, not dk.

Prolapsed (NAP)

Could this particularly stubborn turd have caused a pile to pop out? If so could someone take a look just to confirm the diagnosis?

your turds have been compressed by all that ass pumping you had over the weekend 1.01

http://www.mgm.ufl.edu/~gulig/mmid/bugs/images/d7242.jpg

Roger The Butler 07 Dec 16:45
Could this particularly stubborn turd have caused a pile to pop out? If so could someone take a look just to confirm the diagnosis?


get your boyfriend to stick his finger up and see if he can feel it.

I badly injured my back many years ago and spent months in traction. Once went 10 days without curling one, despite any number of attempts to get things moving. When it did finally happen, it was like passing a breezeblock covered in broken glass initially, before descending through all the scales of turd known to man, until it was McDonalds Milkshake in consistency. It took over an hour in total and was the classic 4 flusher and the pan had more blood in it than was left in my body.

Good news is, I recovered, you'll be fine.

My sphincter is a one way street. I don't even let bicycles up it the wrong way.

And I'm definitely not going to look at whatever that pic is.

Roger if that is really you, you need to see a good doctor.

lets cheer him up with some good music:


1. 'slip sliding away....'

2 - Ring of Fire

I nearly "a Challenger" yesterday. I'm still too emotional right now to go into details. Suffice to say I had a coughinh fit at the wrong moment.

*I nearly did

2. i always feel that at times like those singing a good rousing chorus of 'the battle hymn of the republic' helps- the unusual range of notes which you will attain during outage will help to distract you

don't force one out, just sit there and nature will take over. It is called sitting pretty.

get personal - try naming it:

Ruby's an appropriate name - a la

''Ruby - dont take your love to town'' as you ease her out

this should facilitate useful contractions....

I always think of mine as a him

Take it to the limit one more time

Sultans Of Swing

Swing low sweet Chariots

One day at a time , SWEET JESUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or recite a bit of poetry, perhaps?


'parting is such sweet sorrow'

you chose a fine time to leave me lucille

loose-stool

Put some Deep Heat on it. Should do the trick.