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armchair jockey wilson!!
29 Nov 09 22:32
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just wonderered if anyone fancied being hog tied and bummed to within an inch of their lives?..............no fighting now girls....im here all night!!
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Report bodil November 29, 2009 10:34 PM GMT
This will not go down well in your (auto)-biography. Be advised!
Report rustyboy November 29, 2009 10:36 PM GMT
how VERY dare you.

SEETHING, REPORTED, RACIST, INCANDESCENT, CABBAGES.
Report armchair jockey wilson!! November 29, 2009 10:36 PM GMT
howdi mate!.............my apologies, i was just totally overcome by boiling sexual frustration!.....its gone now!
Report casemoney November 29, 2009 10:36 PM GMT
Canary and Fresh will be seething they have missed this thread..
Report armchair jockey wilson!! November 29, 2009 10:37 PM GMT
rusty..............is it the hog tying that offends you?.....because that isnt essential!
Report rustyboy November 29, 2009 10:38 PM GMT
degrades women, which i hate.
Report thegame November 29, 2009 10:39 PM GMT
should all be equal, i've always said that
Report armchair jockey wilson!! November 29, 2009 10:41 PM GMT
i am not attempting to degrade women......it is just that being a heterosexual man....i thought that offering to hog tie and bum men would be not only against my sexuality but a bit pointless!
Report Corky November 29, 2009 10:41 PM GMT
rustyboy 29 Nov 23:38
degrades women, which i hate.


What gives you the right to decide what a woman should like to do sexually ?
Report armchair jockey wilson!! November 29, 2009 10:42 PM GMT
but if you feel aggreived at being omitted from my offer.....then i suppose i could jump "on the other bus" for one night only!
Report rustyboy November 29, 2009 10:43 PM GMT
gayer
Report armchair jockey wilson!! November 29, 2009 10:44 PM GMT
rusty.....i cannot see how my offer degrades anyone?....its quite simple....if a woman reading my thread does not fancy being hog tied and bummed then she just needs to ignore my thread!.....my first line does ask "does anyone fancy?".....its not like im advocating going on a hog tying, bumming rampage!!
Report armchair jockey wilson!! November 29, 2009 10:45 PM GMT
so i will take it from your response that its not just the hog tying that puts you off?......we could modify things if you would feel more relaxed?
Report rustyboy November 29, 2009 10:45 PM GMT
what a disgrace
Report armchair jockey wilson!! November 29, 2009 10:46 PM GMT
ffs........i am sexually frustrated and bored!....have a bit of sympathy!
Report bodil November 29, 2009 10:48 PM GMT
Look on the bright side - I will need cash in hand to write your biography. But it will sell with your chaotic life and my imagination.
Report dk1986 November 29, 2009 10:49 PM GMT
They'll have 'all' gone back to topics upon seeing "bummed". NAP.
Report armchair jockey wilson!! November 29, 2009 10:51 PM GMT
do you think i should have phrased it a bit more delicately?
Report dk1986 November 29, 2009 11:10 PM GMT
No. They won't have read this far, so f**k 'em. :D
Report dk1986 November 29, 2009 11:11 PM GMT
Metaphorically, but literally if possible...

;)
Report armchair jockey wilson!! November 29, 2009 11:20 PM GMT
i maybe should have asked............do any female forumites fancy having their backdoors bashed in?.........that may have illicited a more enthusiastic response!
Report dk1986 November 29, 2009 11:29 PM GMT
They'd have been queuing up like they do for a 'Next' Boxing Day sale if you'd chosen that phraseology. :)
Report Johnny Ratto November 30, 2009 6:32 PM GMT
im female and no thanks, deffo not!
Report HRH The Lager Khan November 30, 2009 6:33 PM GMT
Prude
Report Johnny Ratto November 30, 2009 6:41 PM GMT
no, romance would be required lol. :x
Report dk1986 November 30, 2009 6:42 PM GMT
Why have you got a bloke's name? It's totally getting in the way of my fantasy.
Report redbag November 30, 2009 6:42 PM GMT
ripple is that you?
Report Johnny Ratto November 30, 2009 6:43 PM GMT
it is indeed, ripple/miss big boobs. hi again honey pie. xx
Report HRH The Lager Khan November 30, 2009 6:44 PM GMT
Romance? Well I'm sure if you agreed to what he's asking he'd spring for half a larger, a bag of scampi fries and a quick chat at the pub beforehand.
Report redbag November 30, 2009 6:44 PM GMT
how ya keeping? long time no hear
Report Johnny Ratto November 30, 2009 6:45 PM GMT
good thanks redbag. you ok? are you still a postie?
Report Johnny Ratto November 30, 2009 6:46 PM GMT
hrh, youre so deep lol.
Report HRH The Lager Khan November 30, 2009 6:47 PM GMT
I know - I'm actually a Relate counsellor
Report redbag November 30, 2009 6:47 PM GMT
yeh still a postie :(
Report Johnny Ratto November 30, 2009 6:48 PM GMT
a job is a job red, we need posties. :x

relate eh? tell me more???
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