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This will not go down well in your (auto)-biography. Be advised!
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how VERY dare you.
SEETHING, REPORTED, RACIST, INCANDESCENT, CABBAGES. |
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howdi mate!.............my apologies, i was just totally overcome by boiling sexual frustration!.....its gone now!
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Canary and Fresh will be seething they have missed this thread..
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rusty..............is it the hog tying that offends you?.....because that isnt essential!
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degrades women, which i hate.
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should all be equal, i've always said that
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i am not attempting to degrade women......it is just that being a heterosexual man....i thought that offering to hog tie and bum men would be not only against my sexuality but a bit pointless!
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rustyboy 29 Nov 23:38
degrades women, which i hate. What gives you the right to decide what a woman should like to do sexually ? |
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but if you feel aggreived at being omitted from my offer.....then i suppose i could jump "on the other bus" for one night only!
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gayer
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rusty.....i cannot see how my offer degrades anyone?....its quite simple....if a woman reading my thread does not fancy being hog tied and bummed then she just needs to ignore my thread!.....my first line does ask "does anyone fancy?".....its not like im advocating going on a hog tying, bumming rampage!!
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so i will take it from your response that its not just the hog tying that puts you off?......we could modify things if you would feel more relaxed?
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what a disgrace
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ffs........i am sexually frustrated and bored!....have a bit of sympathy!
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Look on the bright side - I will need cash in hand to write your biography. But it will sell with your chaotic life and my imagination.
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They'll have 'all' gone back to topics upon seeing "bummed". NAP.
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do you think i should have phrased it a bit more delicately?
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No. They won't have read this far, so f**k 'em. :D
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Metaphorically, but literally if possible...
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i maybe should have asked............do any female forumites fancy having their backdoors bashed in?.........that may have illicited a more enthusiastic response!
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They'd have been queuing up like they do for a 'Next' Boxing Day sale if you'd chosen that phraseology. :)
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im female and no thanks, deffo not!
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Prude
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no, romance would be required lol. :x
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Why have you got a bloke's name? It's totally getting in the way of my fantasy.
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ripple is that you?
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it is indeed, ripple/miss big boobs. hi again honey pie. xx
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Romance? Well I'm sure if you agreed to what he's asking he'd spring for half a larger, a bag of scampi fries and a quick chat at the pub beforehand.
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how ya keeping? long time no hear
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good thanks redbag. you ok? are you still a postie?
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hrh, youre so deep lol.
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I know - I'm actually a Relate counsellor
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yeh still a postie :(
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a job is a job red, we need posties. :x
relate eh? tell me more??? |