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dont argue with your mother, go tidy your room.
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America's a sh!thole doo wah...he probly wouldn't notice if ur room is a mess.
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ILL ONLY MAKE IT A MESS AGAIN BEFORE XMAS
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An untidy room is a subconcious statement of ownership,like primitive dung marking
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Mothers are always right.
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clean your room, then cover the floor and walls with plastic bin bags then on xmas eve you can take them down and still have that tidy room do wah.
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I PICK UP THE FEATHERS FROM THE DUVET ,IM NOT USEING THAT HOOVER ,THERES CHAIRS AND TABLES AND DESKS AND A BED IN THE WAY
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Hoovering after midnight is terribly anti social do wah. think of the children.
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god you are a rare one
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clean it now as a practice for closer to xmas.
"Time spent at the crease is never wasted" do wah. |
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AND WHATS THE USE OF PICKING MY CLOTHES OFF THE FLOOR,IF IM GUNNA THROW THEM BACK DOWN ON THE FLOOR
IVE NOT BEEN IN THE ARMY,AND NO ONES TAUGHT ME HOW TO FOLD MY CLOTHES |
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Far better to simply smear the walls in excremement ala Maze prison 1970's style and Bob's your uncle!
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Do Wah ask him what "Eggs over easy" means...fed up with them asking if i want them again
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WHEN I WENT TO DISNEYLAND EVERYTIME THEY ASKED ME I SAID YES ,TO BE POLITE I DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS,I JUST EAT WHAT IM GIVEN ,AND THEN I CANT REMEMBER WHAT IVE ATE,SO WHATS THE USE
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ME MAM HANGS ALL MY POLO SHIRTS AND SHIRTS ON HANGERS NOW ,ON MY BEDROOM DOOR HANDLE,SHE MAKES ME HANG THEM IN THE WARDROBE,SHE SAID SHE CANT GET PAST MY SWIVEL DESK CHAIR WITH HER WALKING STICK,IVE TOLD HER TO SHIMMY ROUND THE BED ,AND SHE WONT NEED HER STICK,BUT SHE STILL HANGS THEM ON MY BEDROOM DOOR
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you sound like a bit of a slob do wah.
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SHE SAID SHES NOT AS YOUNG AS SHE USED TO BE,I SAID THERES NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 82 AND 83
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RUSTY BOY IM NOT A BIT OF A SLOB ,IM A LOT OF A SLOB
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you better buck up your ideas then do wah. You'll end up on Jeremy Kyle as one of those tracksuit and polo shirt wearing slobs who complain about their mams.
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you need to get married again Do Wah.
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EVEN SHE WOULDNT WISH THAT ON ANY OTHER WOMEN,SHE KNOWS NO ONE ELSE WOULD PUT UP WITH ME
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SHE ONLY PUTS UP WITH MESO THE NEIGHBOURS WONT THINK SHES A BAD MAM IF SHE THROWS ME OUT
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do wah do u take drugs , or drink?
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he's ex-alky
oh and am sober tonight or early morning rather |
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ouch
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well done punter u ok?
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yea great cheers, x-factor any good?
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NOT HAD ALCOHOL FOR OVER 6 YEARS NOW ,NEVER TOOK DRUGS,AND NEVER SMOKED,IM JUST A BAD STATISTIC OF WHAT THE SYSTEM TURNED OUT
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x factor was great , although joe was only singer that stood out for me
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Do wah Diddy 29 Nov 00:44
SHE SAID SHES NOT AS YOUNG AS SHE USED TO BE,I SAID THERES NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 82 AND 83 lol. |
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ITS OK YOU TALK ABOUT X FACTOR,ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT TALKED OVER ME ,THAT MADE ME DRINK
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AND THE DRINK MADE ME DRUNK
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glad you thought it was great
gonna make a cup of tea now, i knew I had forgotten to buy sugar when I was in the shop earlier, but never mind, tea without sugar is just as good oh just remembered! I have club biscuits in the cupboard, orange flavour, that'll make up for the sugarless tea |
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how much did you dring Do Wah? I've done an average of 50 units a week for 40 years.
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UNTILL I HAD THE DRINK
I LOOKED GOOD ,I LOKED FINE ,AND I NEVER LOST MY MIND |
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BEFORE I KNEW IT I WS LOOKING FOR A A
SINGINGING DO WAH DIDDY ,DIDDY DUM DIDDY DO |
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IT DOESNT5 MATTER HOW MUCH YOU DRINK ,ITS WHAT THE DRINK DOES TO YOU
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mmm, so you weren't really a drinker at all then?
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