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Velasquez
26 Nov 09 09:57
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By day I am Arthur Crabtree - not a bad person - but at night, I become CHANDICO, a voracious sexual predator who promotes a wide range of goods, including after shave lotion, briefs and protein shakes.

What's yer JORDAN name, punter?

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By:
Joe Jordan
When: 26 Nov 09 09:58
Joe ;-)
By:
Velasquez
When: 26 Nov 09 09:59
But how do you tell the difference between night and day, Joe??
By:
Joe Jordan
When: 26 Nov 09 10:00
at night my eye lids are in a down position ;-)
By:
BillKiller
When: 26 Nov 09 10:00
They bring the supper round at night
By:
Velasquez
When: 26 Nov 09 10:01
Cool!
By:
mitchell downie
When: 26 Nov 09 10:01
Funnily enough, Arthur Crabtree was my dad's cousin. You aren't a cinematographer born around the turn of the last century just down the road from me on Bradford are you Vel?
By:
mitchell downie
When: 26 Nov 09 10:02
in*
By:
Joe Jordan
When: 26 Nov 09 10:04
shirley not
By:
Velasquez
When: 26 Nov 09 10:04
I am not, Mitchell Downie, otherwise I'd be a feckin' vampire.

What kind of work could a cinematographer get at the turn of the century?

Dole-ite IMO.
By:
Joe Jordan
When: 26 Nov 09 10:05
its only 9 years ago.
By:
Velasquez
When: 26 Nov 09 10:05
Hold on - he was BORN just then - so he must have been a pioneer of sorts, that Arthur Crabtree fella.
By:
Velasquez
When: 26 Nov 09 10:07
I've changed my mind on this - thanks to Joe Jordan. Yes, I AM that Arthur Crabtree - and I have my whole life in front of me.
By:
Joe Jordan
When: 26 Nov 09 10:08
was yer da a wrestler ?
By:
Velasquez
When: 26 Nov 09 10:09
Yes - but he looked more like Giant Haystacks.
By:
Joe Jordan
When: 26 Nov 09 10:11
are you sure that wasn't yr ma ?
By:
mitchell downie
When: 26 Nov 09 10:11
hang on, turn of last century, that's 1900 shirley?
By:
BillKiller
When: 26 Nov 09 10:12
Shirley Crabtree was a wrestler
By:
Joe Jordan
When: 26 Nov 09 10:15
MD ..last century turned into this century in the year 2000..hope this helps .
By:
mitchell downie
When: 26 Nov 09 10:15
rthur Crabtree
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Arthur Crabtree (b. 29 October 1900 in Shipley, Yorkshire, England, d. March 1975 in Worthing, Sussex, England) was a British cinematographer and film director.
[edit] Cinematography

His film career began in cinematography, with such credits as the Will Hay comedies Oh, Mr. Porter! and Good Morning, Boys (both 1937) and Hey! Hey! USA! (1938), the Arthur Askey vehicle Charley's (Big-Hearted) Aunt (1940), and The Man in Grey (1943) and *****by Gaslight (1944) for Gainsborough Pictures.
[edit] Directing

Crabtree continued his association with Gainsborough as he started his directorial career, beginning with the melodramatic fantasies Madonna of the Seven Moons, starring Phyllis Calvert and Stewart Granger in 1945 and Caravan in 1946. His last two films were Fiend Without a Face (1958) and Horrors of the Black Museum (1959), a sci-fi and horror, respectively, both of which have become cult favourites, although the former enjoys a better critical reputation.
[edit] Directing

* Arthur Crabtree biography and credits at the British Film Institute's Screenonline
By:
mitchell downie
When: 26 Nov 09 10:16
no need to be pedantic Joe
By:
mitchell downie
When: 26 Nov 09 10:19
starring Phyllis Calvert and Stewart Granger.

Actually spoke to Stewart Granger briefly in 1980ish, he was appearing at the famous Alhambra in Bradford, and was staying at the Victoria Hotel in Bradford where I tippled regularly at the time. A grumpy pld beggar but a big star.
By:
Velasquez
When: 26 Nov 09 10:20
Crikey - fantastic.

Man In Grey and $£**8 By Gaslight. My neighbour - an old lady just down the road - asked me if I could get her a copy of Man In Grey - with James Mason?? - last year.

I wonder if Arthur Crabtree ever worked with Sandy "Can you hear me mother" Powell.
By:
mitchell downie
When: 26 Nov 09 10:22
Blimey Vel, you sound almost as old as me.
By:
Velasquez
When: 26 Nov 09 10:23
Grainger was married to the lovely Jean Simmons, the swine. Even I, as CHANDICO, have rarely pulled a bird like that.
By:
mitchell downie
When: 26 Nov 09 10:24
Sandy and Arthur were born in the same year, but I think the connection ends there.
By:
Velasquez
When: 26 Nov 09 10:24
Don't call me OLD, Mitchell - it will hurt the brand name.
By:
mitchell downie
When: 26 Nov 09 10:25
Jean was (still alive I think) almost as gorgeous as my current Polish chick.
By:
Velasquez
When: 26 Nov 09 10:29
Apparently, she is very glad of the attention. If you write a fan letter, Jean Simmons will personally write back.

As CHANDICO, I'd like to see her in the jungle, doing bushtucker trials. But that doesn't make me a bad person.
By:
Joe Jordan
When: 26 Nov 09 10:31
wanting jean simmons to eat a bucket load of bugs and insects doesn't exactly make you Father Christmas either :D
By:
Velasquez
When: 26 Nov 09 10:33
Obviously, as Arthur Crabtree, I'm mortified at the thought of a genteel old lady sufferin' like that...and I'd expect Joe Bugner to eat sh1t instead.
By:
Velasquez
When: 26 Nov 09 10:34
Or the gays.

Whatever.
By:
Joe Jordan
When: 26 Nov 09 10:34
I like that record btw
Oh, my CHANDICO
We could make it together
The further from here, girl, the better
Where the air is fresh and clean
By:
Velasquez
When: 26 Nov 09 10:36
Whit?? I thought I'd made up an original name reflecting my Chinese and Hispanic roots...but you're telling me it's from a crappy pop song??
By:
Joe Jordan
When: 26 Nov 09 10:38
oh yes
nothing glitzy about you CHANDICO
:^0
By:
Joe Jordan
When: 26 Nov 09 10:39
I must awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy things to do :-)
By:
BillKiller
When: 26 Nov 09 10:41
Sounds like Abba to me.

The stars that night
Were shining bright,
Chandico!
By:
Velasquez
When: 26 Nov 09 10:41
I'm not a bad person, Joe - I try my best. OK, I stuff socks down my pants before I hit the clubs, but if the public can't accept that, then feck 'em. I am a genuine lad wiv a good heart.
By:
Velasquez
When: 26 Nov 09 10:42
Yeah - I, Arthur Crabtree have things to do, too - like make some old lady very very happy - GOODBYE.
By:
Big Charlie
When: 26 Nov 09 10:46
mitchell downie 26 Nov 11:19
starring Phyllis Calvert and Stewart Granger.

Actually spoke to Stewart Granger briefly in 1980ish, he was appearing at the famous Alhambra in Bradford, and was staying at the Victoria Hotel in Bradford where I tippled regularly at the time. A grumpy pld beggar but a big star.


There was once a rumour that Stewart Granger was my real father. My mother (for want of a better word) used to work in Pinewood Studios.
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