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MY TEACHER TOLD US ON THE FIRST DAY THAT 'EVERYONE CAN DRAW'
EVENTUALLY HE CHANGED HIS MIND THE POINT IS I WAS TRYING |
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IM 60 AND HAVE ALL MY OWN TEETH AND I CLEAN THEM EVEY MORNING,APART FROM WHEN I HAVE DEPRESSION ANDSTAY IN BED
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I AM RIGHT THEN
I SAID 62 - WHICH IS WITHIN 5% ACCEPTABLE MARGIN FOR ERROR AND IT IS TRUE THAT YOU HAVE 4 OF YOUR ORIGINAL TEETH LEFT THATS AMAZING I HEAR YOU SAY....... |
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I TRIED SHE WANTED A BREAKFAST PAINTING ,I DID THE CORNFLAKES PKT WITH A RULE AND SHE SHOUTED AT ME,IT WAS LIKE WHEN BARLOO SHOUTED AT ME AT CUBS,I LEFT THE CUBS,BUT I COULD NOT LEAVE SCHOOL
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DO WAH
DONT GET DEPRESSED - YOU ARE A GEM I'M OFF NOW TO WATCH A GOOD FILM CATCH YOU LATER MATE :) |
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NO SENSE OF PROPRIETY THESE FEMALES IN AUTHORITY
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My barloo was arrested and convicted of child sex offenses :(
(no joke) |
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ARE YOU THAT MAN OFF THE TELLY WHO SAYS ,HE DID THE LOTTERY NUMBERS AND GOT THEM ALL RIGHT,AND WALKED ACROSS THE ROAD BACKWARDS,YOU TALK LIKE HIM
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'ITS A WHITE WHALE I SAY.....'
(GREGORY PECK) |
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AHAB WAS THE CAPTAIN NOT KIRK
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I DONT KNOW DOO WAH - I NEVER WATCH ADVERTS - I TAPE (RECORD)EVERYTHING THEN FASTY FORWARDS - IT SAVES 40 MINUTES OF A 2.5 HOUR FILM
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AHAB IT WAS DOWAH - YOU ARE A LEARNED FELLOW
STARBUCK WAS THE FIRST MATE AND HE MADE THE COFFEE I'M NOT SURE WHAT STUBBS DID THO |
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SEE YOU ALL LATER,IM GOING TO FEED THE GOLDFISH,THERE VERY TAME I MADE SURE BEFORE I BOUGHT THEM,I MADE THE LADY IN THE SHOP PUT HER HAND IN THE WATER BEFORE I BOUGHT THEM
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WIFES WATCHING SEX AND THE CITY NOW
WILL HAVE TO POSTPONE THE 'GOOD FILM' |
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HAPPY FISHING DOO WAH
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:) wonderful stuff from Doo Wah
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his posts should be collected into a small novel , as good as Alan Bennett only funnier
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