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IF YOU WAS WORRYING ABOUT THE CLUE CLUX CLAN ,THE SPELLING OF THEIR NAME WOULD BE YOUR LAST WORRY
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Was that the Klu Klux Khan
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I thought it was the Crewcuts Clan and they had to have their hair short so they could fit those hoods over them.
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THE ONE ON T V WAS 126 SHE LOOKED 150 TO ME
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In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree : Where Alph, the sacred river, ran Through caverns measureless to man Down to a sunless sea. So twice five miles of fertile ground With walls and towers were girdled round : And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills, Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree ; And here were forests ancient as the hills, Enfolding sunny spots of greenery. JUST THOUGHT I'D EXTEND THE EDUCATION DO WAH |
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maybe she was. At that age you can't remember whether you've put the cat out let alone how old you are do wah.
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SHE DIDNT HAVE A BIRTH CERTIFEECATE,SHE LOST IT WHEN SHE SWAM ACROSS THE MISSIPPI PPI FOR FREEDOM
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INFAO,I BET YOUR A MEMBER OF THE LIBERARY
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As they say down there:
Sure as God made day and night, what you do in the dark will be brought to the light. |
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do flux grans
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Em eye double ess eye double ess eye double pea eye.
Fork handles. |
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I AM DO WAH
CURRENTLY READING MOBY DICK THE LANGUAGE IS CHALLENGING - BUT A TREAT I FOUND OUT WHAT 'QUOGGY' MEANT EARLIER TODAY IMPROVE THE MIND - IMPROVE THE MAN , I SAY.... |
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YOU DONT NEED B B C 2 WHEN THERES CHIT CHAT,THIS IS REAL EDUCATION,ITS NOT LIKE TIME WATCH ,SAYING WEVE JUST DUG UP A ROMAN FORT,THEY MAKEW IT UP AS THEY GO ALONG
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impossible to swim across the mississippi alive
the crocs or alligators would eat cha |
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and when I ask for fork handles, I always get 4 candles!? what the fvck is up with people?
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Bill hooks!
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TONY ROBINSON is SEETHING do wah
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MOBY DICK WAS A WHALE ,THAT LIVED IN THE SEA,IT WAS IN THE DAYS BEFORE THEY HAD AQUARIUMS
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lol
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FECK ME DOO WAH - YOU'VE READ IT
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PUNTERFLEECER SHE SWAM ACROSS AT NIGHT WHEN THEY WERE ASLEEP
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crocs and allis are nocturnal do wah :|
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so when was the dawning of the age of aquariums?
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Well they must of just had thier tea and overdone the Missisippi mud cake, so were no longer hungry.
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INFAO ,IMPROVE THE MIND IMPROOVE THE MAN
MY ART TEACHER USE TO SAY MANNERS MAKETH MAN, I DIDNT LIKE HER BUT ,I REMEMBERED WHAT SHE SAID |
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did you act on the advice though ;)
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WAS SHE TOUCHING UP 'YOUR PAINTING' WHEN SHE TOLD YOU THIS?
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ONLY WHEN IT SUITED ME
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THEN BE HONEST - YOU DID LIKE HER , DIDN'T YOU.
JUST A TEENY WEENY BIT...EH? |
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WHAT SWEETS DID YOU HAVE IN SCHOOL THEN
TELL ME AND I'LL TELL YOU YOUR AGE |
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Wham! Bars for me.
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I COULDNT DRAW,I COULD ONLY DO PATTERNS WITH A RULE,I WAS SCARED OF HER AND PAID A LAD 6D TO DO MY ART HOMEWORK ,AND WHEN HE WAS OFF I HAD TO PAY A LAD ONE SHILLING TO DO IT,SHE GAVE ME 9-10 FOR THAT ONE,BUT I DARNT GO TO THE FRONT AND GET A STAR OR SHE WOULD HAVE SLIPPERED ME
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Slippers!? White DAPS surely
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I'M STILL LAUGHING OVER YOUR PRECIS OF MOBY DICK
ITS WONDERFUL TOTALLY SUMS UP THE MASTERPIECE OF AMERICAN LITERATURE WITH ALL ITS COMPLEXITY OF LANGUAGE AND DEEP THEMES LOL |
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Wham bars? Sounds like some sort of gay haunt for 80's popstars.
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BENSONS BLACK CURRENT AND LIQIOURCE,BENSONS LIME AND LIQOURICE,MURRYFRUITS,AND RAINBOW CRYSTAL AND A HARD SPANISH,AND CHERRY LIPS
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AND FLORAL GUMS
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DO WAH
YOU PAID SOMEONE SHE THEN THINKS YOU ARE JUST LAZY WHEN YOU CANNOT REPEAT YOUR MASTERPIECE NO WONDER YOU DIDNT GET ON I TOO WAS TERRIBLE IN AN EXAM I SAT THERE TRYING TO PAINT IT WAS A COUNTRY SCENE WITH A BRIDGE I THEN PAINTED A CAR GOING OVER THE BRIDGE BUT IT WENT WRONG SO I TURNED IT INTO A LORRY - BUT IT WENT WRONG - SO I TURNED IT INTO A BLACK HOLE - AND THATS BEFORE BLACK HOLES WERE INVENTED WHILST I WAS PONDERING WHAT TO DO MY TEACHER - WHO HAD BEEN STANDING BEHIND ME WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE - LEANT FORWARD - TOOK THE PAPER OFF ME - PATTED MY SHOULDER - SAID ' YOU REALLY CANT DO THIS CAN YOU LAD'- AND SENT ME OUT. |
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DO WAH
YOU ARE 62 AND HAVE 4 ORIGINAL TEETH LEFT AM I RIGHT? |
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I LIKED PAINTING WHEN I WAS 5 WITH A PIECE OF WHITE PAPER AND AN EASIL WITH TWO BIG SPRING CLIPS ON,AND PALLETS OF PAINT,
BUT AS SOON AS YOU HAD TO PAINT WHAT YOU WERE TOLD,I COULDNT DO IT,AND STILL DONT HAVE A CLUE |