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wasted another day of my life because of a killer hangover, wondering if its worth it anymore. any thoughts
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well may as well drink tonight, it's a saturday
was out in glasgow earlier, pish, cos fat boy fat was there |
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fat boy fat?
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Depends...if you had a good time whilst you were out the night before then it was worth it...if it wasn't very memorable then it wasn't.
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aye fat boy fat, fat cvnt that was out, out to get me, fat boy fat cvnt
am gonna batter him on monday massive insecure cvnt |
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yeah had a great time last night really good laugh but just could not help to think how many days ive lost to hangovers
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^ :^0 the mind boggles
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there's always a bad and an evil, outweighs each other
you wanna have a laugh, then you're gonna get sh!t the next day, it always evens out boring people have, a very boring life fat boy cvut has a problem with me, hides behind me, but it's gonna even out, he'll get his comeuppance |
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only just got my nut together, just finished off a kebab and thats me back to norm
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hides behind others from me, I mean
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where are ye heed the baw? glasgow?
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motherwell
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is fat boy a mate
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Motherwell! I sh@gged a bird off the internet up in Newarthill once!
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he was a mate, not any more, can't stand the cvnt, he's a ***** got found out
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haha, i tried checking out birds thru that gumtree, spam i tell ye bloody spam
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Nothing better than that getting back to normal feeling after a day of sh!te from a hangover imo.
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gumtree? heard of it but thought it was for advertising wares rather than ladies bodies
try dating agencies...........don't get too serious with somebody off a dating agency.......find burds, keep it light and you'll get a sh@g that bird in Newharthill, she give my number to her friend cos she wanted sex as well, dunno if it was a one off or not? as in, I dunno if burds you meet from online sharing numbers is the norm or not? i don't do the dating agency thing much but every now and again |
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yep its a great feeling once that hangover goes, tempted to go to the pub but cant be arsed walking
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met a** off the net once, met in glasgow, and went back to hers in Maybole
watched Top Gun, and nae sex..............pish |
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ch!nk
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yep gumtree has a dating bit but any ad ive replied to for some good old fashioned sex is always spam. never tried any other dating site coz my mates used them and he never gets any, gets the date and thats it, none of them seem to want a one nighter
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anyone know what the name of the drink a drink a drink song is, or who famouslysang it?
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so decided not to bother see her anymore but i asked her online, "how many times do I have to meet you to get off with you?"
she replied "about 20 times, am Chinese, you need to woo me, am not a Scottish lass" |
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thats funny the bird passing your number to her mate they mustve been dirty fooks
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lily the pink a pink a pink
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the saviour off the human race - thats about all i remember from that song
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She must have been a stoater fae Maybole
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Scaffold - Lily the Pink
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thats a pity heed the baw for yer mate, is he ugly? if so that can be a downside, it does take a bit of effort though, that's why i don't do it often but I don't want to have a girlfriend, so I have to try and find an even balance
I've never tried gumtree and it's not something I thought of, it's if you go to a dating agency that you paid, at least the girl would think "well he paid for the site so he must be looking for something" I've had funny times from it, once met a bird while peering over a newspaper in that pub in Glasgow Central, Conners or something? ended up going to the SECC thing in January, she was into palm reading reading, pure pish met a bird up in Dundee once, she never had a pic on the website, but I was in Dundee at the time and I had her number so I texted her asking to meet her, she said yea, so I met her, she was a skinny 50 year old, ugly as **, couldn't wait to get back out next day, she started showing her f@nny on webcam to me on this computer, she telt me she never had a webcam, lying b!tch |
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8 fingers, 12 toes
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scabby old granny f@nny, naw
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heed the baw 14 Nov 23:38
thats funny the bird passing your number to her mate they mustve been dirty fooks they were, dirty fooks indeed, met the bird at her friend's hoose, there was a guy in there with the home owner, them 2 must've been there to see if I was a dodgy guy or not, but they fvcked after 20 mins and suddenly this burd pushes me down on the settee snogging and wanting to take my trousers off done it on her friend's bed...next morning, I had a night out arranged in Glasgow so I had to go, asked this burd for a number for a taxi but she wouldn't give me it, her friend got her ned son to take me to a bus stop to back to Motherwell |
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and I was dressed smart as fvck, me walking with this spotty ned, must've made me look like a drug pusher, thank god no polis cars drove by
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nah i wouldnt say my mates ugly but he uses that match.com says hes using it to get his end away but but idont think hes had any joy with it, i think most birds on them sites are looking for more than just a pump
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School reunions are a big craze now. Have heard so many stories about**in going on. Thinking of organising one.
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plentyfish has some good ones up for it in all areas. Mate has met 2 in Edin to make sure nobody knows him. I have still to pluckupthe courage,prefer just going out + trying to pick up local slapper.
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hmm, well is your friend any good at conversing online?........one can try and find with subtlety if the girl is looking for a relationship or a sh@g
I wouldn't be embarrassed, I telt all my friends about it so am not embarrassed, but I once spoke to a woman constantly trying to get her attention, not in a bad way as such, turned out this woman works at the same place as me.........she has given me funny looks when she walks by me but not said anything there was another bird at work on the site but I figure it out, so I give her email address to my Greek mate, and he managed to get pics of her f@nny and he sent it to me, and I see her walking by me, and I laugh, knowing that I've seen her f@nny, she was a shaven haven, such a pity |
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i pulled this bird at a festival a few year back. went out into the field for some fun. i was in some nick i dont know how i managed to get it up. anyway was sitting on her back giving her a massage and when i got up i realised i id left a skidmark on her right down her back
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haha! is that true? fvcking hell!
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