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without a word of a lie
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You manky**t heid the baw
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was it at balado?
are women easy there for a fυcking? i've never been into the music scene |
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i had a bottle of water with me so i emtied it on her and wiped it off, she never knew a thing hahaha
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aye was up at t in the park, love my festivals
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fυcking hell, i wouldn't have wasted the water on her, I would've drank it to re-hydrate myself from too much bevvying
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heed the baw, did you ever use AOL back in the year 2000?
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i had to do something couldnt just let go like that plus was giving her a lift back to the train station so couldnt let her in the car knowing what just happened was still on her
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AOL nope why u ask
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you must've got to know her pretty well then
well back in 2000 when I was 20, I was unemployed for 3 months, so I just started using the pub quiz on AOL, (like a chat room but quizzes as well) and then so there was a conversation brought up, about where we all lived, and I said I was in Paisley, and there was other bird in the room in Paisley too so she started talking to me........and eventually she came over to my bit one night.............this is true honest...........she starts sucking my kn0b, and I'm writing on the computer on AOL messenger to her boyfriend, "could you please call a taxi for kerry?" he replies "what the fυck?" while she's down there sucking it, honest! |
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ahaha thats very naughty, funny but badass
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Swearbox 14 Nov 23:22
Depends...if you had a good time whilst you were out the night before then it was worth it...if it wasn't very memorable then it wasn't. I agree, I once had a non-memorable night once, and on Monday I got a fone call from some guy saying "Don't fvcking touch my wife ever again!" |
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not very fair on the boyfriends/husbands is it?
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to be honest, kerry said she had hard times with her boyfriend and he treated her like sh!t
that's why I don't feel so bad he bought me a curry a couple weeks later, he didn't have a clue |
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plus you were only 20
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indeed heed the baw! ;)
she was 30 something mate just rung my mobile wondering where I am, he can get to fvck |
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what fat boy
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but 2 wrongs dont make a right, surely
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haha!, nah a proper mate, but fat boy will be there wae him, but fvck it
theres a bus at 1am that am supposed to be on, fvck them |
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2 wrongs does make a right for example
Germany did a wrong by invading Poland, so by us starting a war, that makes 2 wrongs, did that make a right? |
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did that make sense that just boggled me, i aint got the thinking cap on
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if someone hits me, i hit back, thats 2 wrongs apparently
but if some country starts a war on another but the country fights back, then its ok? |
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are you telling me fat boy hit you so you hit him
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indeed yea
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but it hasn't happened
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I wanna hit him first actually
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ah feckit, if your gona do it your gona do it,
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you could throw a jobby at him
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haha, don't wanna get my hands mucky!
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poop bags or a stick would be sufficient
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they're foning again, fvck them
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am gonna send a text, but a poop bag is not fine, I won't involve poop
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just sent a text, fone ringing now, fvck them
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anyway enjoy punching fat boy, im goin back to bed
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i will one day, have a good sleep
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