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You're thinking of old Fred, and Roy, aren't you DS.
I know, I'm sensitive over these things. Do they still come in every day? and do you not notice the Lip-Smacking too? |
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Yeah, every day.. doesn't bother me but I try not to get too close
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No ,DS is much better looking than me,b.shop freaks seem to know every winner then ask if you can lend them some cash ,please go away
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old people walking slowly in front of you, and people walking 4 abreast who wont move out of the way.
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ok perhaps others get bothered too but i wanted to vent!!
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People who suppress sneezes.
People who sniff and swallow. People who say "you know" or "you know what I mean" in EVERY goddamn sentence. Drivers who slow down to a crawl to turn left (when I'm behind them), even if they're driving into a huge petrol station forecourt. Ring and message tones on mobiles, vibrating alerts should have made these abominations extinct. People who think 'of' is a derivative of 'have'. Soaps. The X Factor. Tabloids' insistence on allocating each sentence in an article its own paragraph. |
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i say "you know what i mean" ll the time
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Ten pin bowling balls
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Mrs Masters remains blissfully unaware of the number of bullets she'd be picking out of her face if I only had a gun. Occasioned by nothing more than her propensity to put anything in the dishwasher, in any condition. Many's the time I come back to empty it out, only to find half of her leftovers caked onto everything in there. I swear her intention is to use it to make soup.
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Can't you divorce her on the grounds of unreasonable behaviour?
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dishwashers are fkin sh.ite full stop. by the time you've filled it and emptied it you might as well have washed it up yourself. the things that are proper hard to wash up (like roasting tins an pots full of 3 day old mashed potato residue) won't get clean
in them anyway. |
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People who confuse thoughtfulness with misery and say things like 'cheer up, it'll never happen!". Just because I don't walk round with a gormless grin on my face 24/7 doesn't mean I'm unhappy. I'm just THINKING, without moving my lips.
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People who tell me what's going to happen in future episodes of The Wire.
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People who, on observing me taking the dog for a walk, and noting that he is pulling heavily on the lead, say "Who's taking WHO for a walk?" WABOFC.
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Anyone who feels sorry for lottery drop outs.I cant afford 2quid a week ,boo hoo,then in rolls 45m.Tough you miserable goat .Cue the middle finger
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People, who on being asked 'Have you seen Steve?" say "Yeah, he's about 5'10, with brown hair". I'll do time, I swear.
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people that ask you if it is raining when you come back to your desk after lunch in a shirt that is absolutely fekking drenched.
people that ask you if you want any *****with your salt after you've put loads and loads of salt on your ***** |
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Men who carry bags on public transport. Since when did it become acceptable? Sports bags have no sartorial merit whatsoever. And 'man-bags', they are handbags, let's not kid ourselves.
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edwina curry.
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When Im watching someone on tv and switch over when the adverts are on to see whats on the other channels and every other b@stard channel has ads on at exactly the same time.
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My 25 yr old son who leaves a horrible poo in the bowl....i swear he has an aversion to flushing the toilet....disgusting
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leviathan....good one that
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deadliest catch....they neve get bitten by a crab...
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people who park their car opposite a junction in violation of the highway code and inconveniencing other drivers
a certain wife who showers and leaves her damp towel on the bed most mornings almost every american i have ever met people who obsess over loyalty schemes, upgrades to business class and so on people who order latte or capuccino after lunch mobile phone companies and their deliberately confusing tariffs: just use the computer to work out the cheapest tariff based on my actual usage, and charge me accordingly! radio phone ins with manufactured controversy jenny eclair any tv show involving a race against the clock, elimination of contestants or ant & dec |
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hot plates when food is served
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what about uk poker players that call a pair of 2s dueces its a pair of 2s ffs :_|
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Mancunians
tbf i think they annoy everybody |
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10-a-penny northern bores
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B-)
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Divorce her? You could chop her head off and walk free from a court of law for that kind of behaviour ;)
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Enterotoxemia.
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lmfao 10 Nov 00:40
in betfair forum its called 'Football' when I go to bet its called 'soccer' they changed it to football when betting now.. i keep searching for soccer then have to scroll all the way back up :@ |
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cold callers,just as im about to green up.
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my grampa saying "oh dear" all the time. it really winds me up. he can say it 4 times from the living room door to when he sits down on the couch
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BBC weatherman Daniel Corbett, with his magicians hands.
Everytime he points at the chart he is palming an ace or two and ready to fan a set of ping pong balls. Take note and be annoyed too. |
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when im watching something i've recorded on sky+ and im sat thorugh watching the adverts before realising i could have just fast forwarded through them
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dk1986 10 Nov 00:38
I work in a betting shop. When I refill the pen dispensers I make sure the nibs are pointing inwards towards the slip holders, so people avoid getting ink on their digits as they pull/slide a pen out. EVERYWHERE else I go see pens put in the dispensers willy-nilly. Left right left right, point the nibs. Used to have some cnut chewing the tops off the pens in one shop i worked in. One moring before i opened i dipped all of them in that foul tasting stuff you paint on kids nails to stop them biting them!! The look on his face when he stuck one in his mouth was priceless!! :D |
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speedypro
you can extend that to virtually every BBC weatherperson now. There's the incredibly twee Carol McFu-ck on Breakfast TV. Rob McElwee who looks and sounds like he's auditioning for his own stand up show, Jay Wynne who desperately wants to join The Stylistics. Dan, as you so rightly point out, going for the big 'Marcel Marceau' number every time he's on. I'm sorry, what were we taling about.... |
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Gluttons who can't conceal their craving at the sight of a slice of cake - they end up staring at it with their greedy salacious eyes, drooling helplessly and inciting utter contempt in onlookers.
Well, this onlooker at least. |
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People who dont say Cheers, Thanks, etc, or dont wave when you let them through/ out whilst in the car
i mean ffs its not difficult!! Cheers ;) |