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anybody on here been 2 a brothel

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By:
SlippyBlue
When: 06 Jul 14 22:59
Living in Spain and being an estate agent, taking the husband of the couple viewing villas to a brothel was a normal practice to close a deal. After a day viewing properties I'd just say we are going for a pint of Guinness and a game of pool/watch the football or whatever and wifey would say you carry on I'm going back to the hotel and then going shopping. An hour later he's in a jacuzzi steaming into a 20 year old Romanian necking €5 Cava which they charged €50 for. All in all it would cost me €300 for 2 hours but when it came down to signing on the dotted line the next day, that was always €300 well spent.
By:
crags
When: 06 Jul 14 23:16
That's a sad state of affairs, Slippy
By:
SlippyBlue
When: 06 Jul 14 23:49
It is crags I completely agree but the greatest luxury in life is having a choice, their choice not mine. I thought I'd get some stick for that post but like you say, just saying it like it is. Fact is, most of the time they were going to buy a place anyway and the bloke got a free jolly up paid by me.

I won't go to heaven though but to be honest I don't want to anyway.
By:
CheltenhamRoar
When: 07 Jul 14 00:32
Straight to hell with you slippy...

But fear not,it's warm and you'll know everyone Shocked
By:
doantwin2easy
When: 07 Jul 14 00:37
what was the Romanian bloke's cut Slippy
By:
doantwin2easy
When: 07 Jul 14 00:41
nice anecdote by the way
By:
Ozymandius
When: 07 Jul 14 08:54
We put a huge effort into getting Slippy back on here and now he reveals he is nothing but a cheap Spanish pimp of poor young Romanian girls in order to fuel the property boom.

In some societies that would be frowned up; here it is the stuff of which Chit Chat heroes are made!

Marvelous stuff, Sir Slips!
By:
Facts
When: 07 Jul 14 09:07
WALOFS !
By:
rogerthebutler
When: 07 Jul 14 09:15
Went out with a working girl for the best part of a year when I was in my late twenties.

Met her whilst she was 'on a call' at a hotel.

I learned a lot about life in that year, that's for definite.

To answer the OP's question - yes. Spent several days of my life in a brothel listening to my then girlfriend get phooked by a procession of other men.
By:
mesmerised
When: 07 Jul 14 11:01
LaughLaughLaugh
By:
xmoneyx
When: 07 Jul 14 11:29
I got ripped off by a builder 5k

feeling depressed I hired a call girl,my flat

she knocked on my neighbours door by mistake,bad looks from my neighbour ever since SadExcited

anyway sex was good,not sure how she felt

best part was chat in between

she talked about her clients--couldn't beleive it,unfortunately one wasn't my builder

but one I did recognise,a shop keeper,old guy high streetSad

and I thought sh^t this guy has been in before meBlush
By:
thegiggilo
When: 07 Jul 14 11:30
What a lovely story,one to tell the wife and grandchildren at Christmas..Shocked
By:
guinness2dear
When: 07 Jul 14 11:30
Stockey now posts as Annie - Dewey..
By:
thegiggilo
When: 07 Jul 14 11:30
^^To rogerthebutler..
By:
rogerthebutler
When: 07 Jul 14 12:12
It's okay

It was just business, albeit an extremely strange one
By:
moisok
When: 07 Jul 14 12:13
did you want me to recommend one!!??   OOOPS!!!
By:
crags
When: 08 Jul 14 00:02

Jul 7, 2014 -- 3:07AM, Facts wrote:


WALOFS !


I would normally agree with you. Facts, but Slippy doesn't usually bullshit. This story of his does take some believing though. I can only guess that he's having a bit of fun with us?

By:
Dobbo
When: 08 Jul 14 00:21
Agreed. SB must be having a laugh , the story doesn't work on any level.
By:
Eeternaloptimist
When: 08 Jul 14 00:34
Never done it myself but my brother went on a rugby do to Amsterdam and had some fun with a very beautiful black girl in the red light area. She even pulled out a huge black dildo and offered to stick it up his ringpiece if he liked. He says he declined but then he would wouldn't he?
By:
mesmerised
When: 08 Jul 14 08:29
Course it was your brother EOLaugh
By:
everythings gone green
When: 08 Jul 14 08:33
Laugh
By:
dunlaying
When: 08 Jul 14 11:35
I was asked to run one for a while many years ago. It was an absolute hoot. Some of the girls still send me Xmas cards.
By:
call me a taxi
When: 08 Jul 14 13:05
punterfleecer
13 Nov 09 19:42 
what kind of handicapped were they?


Gluzgae Rangers supporters
By:
Crisp77
When: 08 Jul 14 13:09

Jul 8, 2014 -- 5:35AM, dunlaying wrote:


I was asked to run one for a while many years ago. It was an absolute hoot. Some of the girls still send me Xmas cards.


Ho Ho Ho

By:
The Leopard
When: 08 Jul 14 13:19
Ha ha...thas funay cos Santa says Ho ho ho and geezer before said sumting bout Xmas.....ha ha.....ohhhhh Wink
By:
terry mccann
When: 08 Jul 14 14:55
will my numerous visits to a german gay club in berlin count? Laugh
By:
acey deucy
When: 08 Jul 14 15:05
Yes when i was in Dubai years ago,there were girls from every nation on the planet in there and i shagged them al....Not proud of it at all but it was fun.
By:
Burton-Brewers
When: 08 Jul 14 16:31
I nearly did many years ago outside a club. She wanted £10 for a bj and £20 for a jump, checked my wallet and I only had £10 so I said "it will have to be a bj darling I've only got a tenner". So I dropped my bags and flopped it out and she said "f*** me Burt do you want to borrow a tenner!!!"
By:
call me a taxi
When: 08 Jul 14 16:55
Laugh
By:
SlippyBlue
When: 08 Jul 14 16:59
Good work Burt Laugh My story by the way is completely true, it was common practice in the industry to take husbands to brothels in fact it was positively encouraged by the CEO. I don't make stuff up for the sheer hell of it.
By:
MrNibbs
When: 08 Jul 14 19:09
An hour later he's in a jacuzzi steaming into a 20 year old Romanian necking €5 Cava which they charged €50 for.

Tommy Toes.

Case closed.
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 08 Jul 14 19:32
Very funny Mr Nibbs!
By:
SlippyBlue
When: 08 Jul 14 20:07
Tommy do you own a villa in Southern Spain by any chance?Shocked
By:
rob_dylan
When: 08 Jul 14 20:11
Very funny burton.
By:
Crisp77
When: 08 Jul 14 21:13
Tommy could be bribed with oatcakes and ice lollys.
By:
Emden
When: 08 Jul 14 22:37
I've spent some time in pattaya which is regarded as the worlds largest brothel
By:
DStyle
When: 08 Jul 14 22:53
documentary mentioned here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCJcB7W7rM4
By:
posy
When: 10 Jul 14 13:59
I spent two nights in different brothels in Seoul in 1981/82....great fun and the girls were so obliging (don't think i've had as much fun since !)
By:
disicipline=£££££££££££££sssss
When: 10 Jul 14 16:04
still dont understand why the local british hookers commands a much higher rate than the eastern european counterpartsLaugh Laugh

been with some  in terms of looks and age for half their rates and yes they were independant, no pimps.
By:
cloughandtaylor
When: 10 Jul 14 16:20
^^ Sounds like a disciplined approach to me.

Older less classy tarts have hit the streets in droves since wayne rooney brought so much attention to them.
Another case of the establishment screwing us overSad
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