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Thing The Jackal is Better At Than a Cow

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By:
the jackal
When: 26 Apr 07 10:32
what the f'ck is that?
By:
Angoose
When: 26 Apr 07 10:33
BSE
mad cow disease ..........
By:
nestor
When: 26 Apr 07 10:33
Mad cow disease
By:
nestor
When: 26 Apr 07 10:34
He's obviously quite easy to wind up then.
By:
the jackal
When: 26 Apr 07 10:37
not thick, just easily wound up when hammered.

used to get to the stage when drunk where he had no clue what he was doing, but instead of falling asleep, like most people would. he would just still be awake. like he was incapable of sleep
By:
the jackal
When: 26 Apr 07 10:46
cows are worse than me at closing curtains
By:
nestor
When: 26 Apr 07 10:46
My brother doesn't sleep when he's p1ssed. He'll suddenly decide to make a curry at 3 in the morning when he's incapable of speech or thought.
By:
Angoose
When: 26 Apr 07 10:47
they could pull them across with their mouths
By:
the jackal
When: 26 Apr 07 10:58
i never said they couldnt, i just said they were worse
By:
the jackal
When: 26 Apr 07 11:14
just thought of a great one.

planning for things. like i can have my phone bill to pay next monday, so i'll make sure theres at least enough to cover in the bank.
cows cant even use a phone cos theyre so stupid
By:
Angoose
When: 26 Apr 07 11:16
a cow would set up a direct debit
By:
Live Forever
When: 26 Apr 07 11:16
Don't need to plan to pay bills though, do they? Make sure that they can get hold of their mates without paying a phone company. More fool you
By:
nestor
When: 26 Apr 07 11:17
Now you're being silly goose.
By:
the jackal
When: 26 Apr 07 11:22
the point was planning for things. like budgeting for things. or not wearing a certain shirt on a thursday when you go out cos you fancy wearing it on saturday
By:
the jackal
When: 26 Apr 07 19:15
i'm far more better than a cow is at copying a cd for my mate.
for a start with it's stupid cow hooves, it wouldnt be able to hold the cd correctly and would probably end up scratching it.
By:
the jackal
When: 27 Apr 07 09:53
getting hammerd early in the morning
By:
Live Forever
When: 27 Apr 07 10:41
Cows do not engage in any sexual activity until after noon. Not fair.
By:
the jackal
When: 27 Apr 07 10:42
how the ** would you know that
By:
Live Forever
When: 27 Apr 07 10:43
I've tried it on with them
By:
the jackal
When: 27 Apr 07 10:43
fair enough
By:
Live Forever
When: 27 Apr 07 10:43
It was for medical purposes.
By:
Ken Masters
When: 27 Apr 07 10:43
Going back to the curtains thing, a cows are made of beef.
By:
the jackal
When: 27 Apr 07 10:44
aye, of course it was mate


bet you seen a ufo on that day as well, did you
By:
Live Forever
When: 27 Apr 07 10:45
Well, the cow couldn't identify the object
By:
redbag
When: 13 Nov 09 16:26
ttt
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