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adding to this thread any time an activity pops into my head
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Playing the Jam & Oasis at very loud volumes
Cooking fish fingers Going to football matches Them cows are fuggin useless jackal! |
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Are you better at going mooooooo jackal?
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You gonna try**ging him to find out nestor?
Thought not, guess we'll never know then ;) |
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taking corners.
a cow wouldn't know where to hit the ball to, i'd be able to pick out a player waiting on the edge of the box to volley it home |
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i'm better at contradicting people.
a cow wouldn't realise if it was even possible to make a contradiction, it's just stare blankly with it's tongue hanging out |
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But would a cow open a thread asking for a single thing and then reply in the plural? I DON'T THINK SO!
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or even worse, it'd try to contradict somebody, but do it on a point that it actually agreed with, so it ends up contradicting itself! stupid cow!
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I would guess that you'd be better at**ing as well
Can't see a cow being able to pull it off :D |
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The Jackel for want of a better word you are in the opinion of the forum...THICK
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at least i'm not as thick as a cow
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OOPS, thought that would be sensored
Sorry Mr Mod :( |
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better at holding in p1ss
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You shouldn't drink fosters in the first place.
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creative writing
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sneaking about.
a cow couldn't sneak around could they? they'd make far too much noise, wouldnt be able to keep quiet. i'd be much better at sneaking. |
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Not sure about that jackal. If you refer back to your mate's story, you have to admit that cow managed to sneak up on the bloke quite well.
Although to be fair I've never seen you sneak, and you may be world class at it. |
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right, think about it like this.
they were using shovels, against probably a hard concrete surface. bound to be making noise. plus they were talking. and it was outside. easy to walk up undetected. but i'm on about like sneaking in a house. opening and shutting doors silently. not stepping on creaking floor boards, stuff like that |
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sometimes it can be harder to sneak up on someone when there is a lot of backgrund noise so I don't think we can rule the cow out of the "sneaking up" test yet
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how is a cow gonna sneak about a house. it'd just make loads of noise knocking things over
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In the environment you describe, i agree you would be definitely better. Althouh fair play to that particular cow for its sneaking abilities. Because cows are big old units to get close without you noticing.
Still after the dumb f*ker got a shovel in the gob I doubt it'll try sneaking again. |
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a bull in a china shop can be clumsy but a properly trained cow could easily move around a house stealthily
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i have had no training at sneaking. i'm not a ninja.
so why should a cow get any training |
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i could put a tent up better than a cow easily
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telling jokes. cos cows can't even speakm and have no concept of humour.
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but you were never in the scouts so I think that's a false claim ........
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i've put up tents before at festivals
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jackal. Do us a favour mate. Can you put that link up to your mate Joe fighting the coat rack. I had it in my favourites and like a tw@t accidentally deleted it. Hilarious stuff. Cheers.
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just search for joe versus coats
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have you put up a giant marquee though, that's the real test for tent erectors
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actually i did when i worked for the council, i helped to put up a marquee, and all the flooring and stuff that went inside it
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Was it a trouser-tent when Chumbawumba came on?
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never seen chumbawamba in my life. scruffy stoodants
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ok, we'll accept that you'd beat the cow at tent erecting
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A cow would enjoy eating the same fish-finger and salad-cream sandwich no less than 4 times, and digest it using no fewer than 4 stomachs. Beat that!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jwinfjspKs
theres the link |
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Cheers mate. Got it back and just watched it again,
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the cow wouldnt even be able to cook it though, cos it's clueless. wouldnt be able to read the instructions on the pack.
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same kid, once we told him the bloke in the garage had his keys, even though they were in his coat pocket.
so he went back to the garage, on speaker phone, asking for his keys, being deadly serious. and he took back the items he'd just bought and left them there |
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cow would be better at Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy than you .......
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