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cows are pathetic dumb animals only existing to produce meat milk and leather.
so i am better than cows at most things. not better at being a renewable source of meat. not better and producing milk. would struggle to eat grass as effectively as a cow.
however,
i am better at changing tv channels.
talking
playing the guitar
selecting the correct radio stations
text messaging
putting on a coat
driving
playing golf (and i've only ever played golf once)
betting
ordering a curry (good chance it might even have cow in it! hahahah you stupid cow mugs!)
so i am better than cows at most things. not better at being a renewable source of meat. not better and producing milk. would struggle to eat grass as effectively as a cow.
however,
i am better at changing tv channels.
talking
playing the guitar
selecting the correct radio stations
text messaging
putting on a coat
driving
playing golf (and i've only ever played golf once)
betting
ordering a curry (good chance it might even have cow in it! hahahah you stupid cow mugs!)
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shaking hands with people (stupid cows only have hooves instead of hands! ha ha ha!)
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tying knots (never went to scouts but i can tie my shoe laces easily, and can tie knots. cows couldn't tie a not cos they don't have the dexterity in their stupid cow hooves! ha ha ha YOU THICK DOSILE COWS!)
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i would put the cow ahead on
producing drinkable milk mooing and sudoku. |
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when i typed "not" there, i meant KNOT. cows couldn't spot a typing error, and then correct it! COS THEY'RE COWS!
THEY CAN'T EVEN READ! HA HA HA YOU THICK COWS! YOU'RE SO STUPID! |
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frasier. first 2 i agree with.
however, cows can't do sudoku, cos they can't hold a pen, cos they have hooves instead of hands. |
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And you're happy with "dosile"?
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i'm better at closing a door than a cow
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what do you mean am i happy with dosile
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i'm better at hiding than a cow is.
how can a cow hide, it's a big stupid idiot, with no spacial awareness. wouldn't know if it was concealed or not. could only hide behind a shed or a building. i could get away with hiding behind much smaller things and more effectively conceal myself. the cow wouldn't know if it had been spotted or not, it would probably just stand there chewing its jaw and waving it's tail about. |
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Why would a cow want to hide?
How would you know which cow you are looking for? |
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A cow could at least match you on the spelling of docile.
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you are wrong minjita.
you see, i thought it was dosile, and used that. now you've corrected me, i will remember it is docile. a cow, the stupid idiot cow, couldn't take on that lesson for the following reasons. no formal education. they can't even read books intended for babies. they're stupid. so you see, a cow wouldn't even get close to spelling docile. i dont even know if you are just saying it's docile instead of dosile to try to trick me, but i think docile looks correct. a cow just stare at you and smell. |
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kallisking.
if you knew that a person only looked after you with the intention of killing you for meat, would you not try to hide? THAT IS WHY COWS ARE STUPID! |
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How many times can you eat the same mouthful?
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i'm better at using extension cables to efficiently plug in things via one socket.
a cow would probably overload the extension, therefore causing risk a fire hazard. stupid stupid cows. |
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Also, they do at least give posties something to feel superior to, however misguided.
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well what about that religion where cows are sacred!!
HAHA YOU FOOLS! Cows can't even play subbuteo! i can! |
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jackal..sorry to have to tell you but I think cows maybe better than you at growing horns.
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Close call on who is the better at constantly wearing the same rancid, stinking balck and white look.
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nestor, you have the intelligence of a cow, because the male version of a cow is a bull.
you cow brained deadbeat |
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black* - for the benefit of any cows looking in
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cows do not grow horns
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I suspect that cows would select a better football team to follow than the jackal
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live forever, well done on correcting your mistake.
a cow wouldn't have a clue if it had made a mistake. cos it's so stupid and ignorant |
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angoose, are you saying cows are gloryseekers when it comes to following football?
well that doesn't surprise me, cos they're so dumb |
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I have to give the cow the edge in reacting to changes in the weather too. Got to be better to sit down in a sheltered spot a few hours beforee you think it is going to rain than to see it is raining and think it appropriate to remove your top and parade your beer gut around the locality.
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Thanks for that jackal. But like your rectification of the spelling of docile, I shall now remember that cows don't have horns and thus prove that I'm also more intelligent than a cow.
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LF. nice try.
however, i'm able to use the internet to check 5 day forecasts. i can plan easily if i should be wearing a coat or not. plus i could easily go in a bar or in my house or whatever, if it happens to start raining when i'm outside. and i've never once felt the urge take my top off just cos it gets cold |
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another thing that i can do much better than a cow is fasten buttons. like on shirts, or jeans.
imagine a cow trying to put a shirt on with its stupid massive back, and clumsy hooves. it'd probably rip the shirt, but if somehow it got it on, how is it gonna fasten the buttons? f'cking idiot cow. |
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cows indulge in exceedingly deep and thoughtful analysis prior to creating threads on public forums
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don't think so mate.
all a cow thinks is "should i walk over there and eat some grass, or should i walk over here and eat some grass. oh look somebody is stood near the fence i'll walk to them" |
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Maggie got Horns
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shut up lampus you animal bummer
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Animals are funny and cute
some Humans are souless known as Torys |
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i'm guessing here, but I reckon you'd be better at walking downstairs than a cow
just a thought |
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But which are better in bed Lampus?
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laughing at people who are customers of richard branson
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better at playing darts than any cow.
better and organising things than cows |
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at not and
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