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13 Sep 10
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Any idea of the plans for this wonderhorse? I had him earmarked as the only danger to Binocular in the Champion Hurdle.
He was 4th in a Derby i'll have you know, oozes class.
He was 4th in a Derby i'll have you know, oozes class.
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Looking forward to Claudia's perceptive analysis and washer woman tongue.
The Washingmachine will be back to put his rivals in a spin, remember guys he was 4th in the Derby ffs. All doubters will be made to look very stupid.
Can't seem to find any prices for him, anyone help
Can't seem to find any prices for him, anyone help
One of the funniest (and longest) threads to ever appear on here
It's no wind up. Have you ever been on the end of Claudia's tongue?
IRVING SUMMERING WELL
By Claudia Bellend, 8.09pm 14/09/10
Despite the Cheltenham Festival of 2011 still six months away, one horse sent a thunderous message yesterday and forced the bookies into cowardice.
Reports of Washington Irving, who's novice hurdling season oozed hyperbolic promise, came to surface yesterday as Howard Johnson let slip news that will have the Binocular camp already giving up and going chasing.
On a brisk northern morning, Washington Irving had his first workout since a highly credible tailed-off effort at Aintree through which Washington battled the agonies of that devastating ailment, Claudiawankmaterial. Lesser horses would have collapsed and died on the way to the start. So as Usain Bolt took a three-second head start this morning in a 2 furlong breeze, it was as stunning as it was impressive to see Washington Irving come hard on the steel alongside Bolt, before appearing to beckon a sarcastic hoof and seemingly cartwheel into the distance.
This emphatic workout has led bookmakers into clipping Washington Irving into 85/40 from 11/4, a price which is sure to still send stampedes of eagle-eyed punters to the shops.
By Claudia Bellend, 8.09pm 14/09/10
Despite the Cheltenham Festival of 2011 still six months away, one horse sent a thunderous message yesterday and forced the bookies into cowardice.
Reports of Washington Irving, who's novice hurdling season oozed hyperbolic promise, came to surface yesterday as Howard Johnson let slip news that will have the Binocular camp already giving up and going chasing.
On a brisk northern morning, Washington Irving had his first workout since a highly credible tailed-off effort at Aintree through which Washington battled the agonies of that devastating ailment, Claudiawankmaterial. Lesser horses would have collapsed and died on the way to the start. So as Usain Bolt took a three-second head start this morning in a 2 furlong breeze, it was as stunning as it was impressive to see Washington Irving come hard on the steel alongside Bolt, before appearing to beckon a sarcastic hoof and seemingly cartwheel into the distance.
This emphatic workout has led bookmakers into clipping Washington Irving into 85/40 from 11/4, a price which is sure to still send stampedes of eagle-eyed punters to the shops.
Cllaudia was right about Ghizao! Were is s/he these days, i miss him/her....
Start your engines lads the great WI makes his long awaited seasonal re-appearance yoday in a H'Cap hurdle at Aintree. Any clues Claudia ???????
Nearly a year since his hurdles debut and still nothing has come out of that race and won 
4th in the Derby CVB, all the records are wrong!!
Ran a belter today. nice pipe opener for his assault on the World Hurdle
Yeah travelled up really fell, uncharacteristically finding nothing, one to note for sure 
Replace fell with nicely, think I'm going dyslexic [smiley:crazy]
will surely come on leaps and bounds for that run. pile on antepost.
This is too funny. The voices are great.
He will make a wonderful bacon sandwich.
He will make a wonderful bacon sandwich.
WASHING MACHEEN IS A BEAST
FACT
4th in de derby fffffsssss
FACT
4th in de derby fffffsssss
this horse is like a bad smell that just keeps comming back...it will never smell of roses. I did laugh out loud when i read some postings..keep up the good work chaps
claudia claudia wherefore art thou claudia...............
Yeah, it's no fun without her. Maybe Howard wasn't man enough and she's back in Krakow eating live carp.
Wicketd, knock off a 0 and it's STILL incredible value
He's a superstar
He's a superstar
quite possibly the most pathetic thread of all time.
so all you self pronounced "shrewdies" have all gone over to purple
like a bunch of benders in your spandex, sucking up to that puppy groomer academic rambler. my sugestion is you get like men and forget the reasons why you left and get out of his boudoir, post something useful, not cliquey, not childish, not self promoting,
not attention seeking boyish rubbish like this effing drivel.
clearly you dont have girlfriends or wives
and this is quite clear evidence of why.
so all you self pronounced "shrewdies" have all gone over to purple
like a bunch of benders in your spandex, sucking up to that puppy groomer academic rambler. my sugestion is you get like men and forget the reasons why you left and get out of his boudoir, post something useful, not cliquey, not childish, not self promoting,
not attention seeking boyish rubbish like this effing drivel.
clearly you dont have girlfriends or wives
and this is quite clear evidence of why.
On the contrary Gart, not only do I have a girlfriend, but she is a solid 7.5/10 
Merry Christmas Gart, Christmas eve and you spout such vile drivel, which has no contribution to this thread or the Cheltenham Festival, this kind of post is the reason ordinary racing fans have left this forum and have gone to other places to discuss the sport we all love, but i hope you get up tomorrow and enjoy a lovely Christmas with your family and friends, because we are not all like you
jshw,
was not directing this at you jshw, THEY know who they are, besides you have not posted on here. i assume you dont like the term bender and it was meant as a term of endearment and not meant to offend anyone. if you go to purple i think you will see
what i mean. ps i found the " no contribution to cheltenham" line quite funny, but i imagine you are seeing a lot of red right now- hope i did not offend you, if so, then i am very sorry.
gart.
was not directing this at you jshw, THEY know who they are, besides you have not posted on here. i assume you dont like the term bender and it was meant as a term of endearment and not meant to offend anyone. if you go to purple i think you will see
what i mean. ps i found the " no contribution to cheltenham" line quite funny, but i imagine you are seeing a lot of red right now- hope i did not offend you, if so, then i am very sorry.
gart.
Not seeing any red Gart, i just find it quite sad that at this time of year when people should try and be a little more considerate, that at 8.26 am on Christmas eve you have logged on to a forum and launched an attack at various people who have done you no harm, i feel sorry for you,but i am afraid this is the way the whole country is going.
i suppose you can only go on what you read - fair enough.
i know when i'm not welcome, byeee.
i know when i'm not welcome, byeee.
Gart, you are welcome here, i hope to have been your spirit of Christmas to your Ebenezer Scooge, and shown you a kind word or two costs nothing, go and do something kind today, then come back a better person,
Merry Christmas Gart
Merry Christmas Gart
went back to your chums to report
"playing the, i feel sorry for you gart, card on blue "
that's low down and cheap imo.
"good line that js gart will always have the higher ground of course, but he will never have charisma "
although he is not here to reply, i can only say that i could never match your charisma because all the effing sycophants are licking your backside over there. only a pompous **** would want to be on higher ground so i cannot accept that either.
happy xmas to you all..... sizing europe ....oh my...
LONG RUN ALL THE way ...and you know it makes sense
[;)]
"playing the, i feel sorry for you gart, card on blue "
that's low down and cheap imo.
"good line that js gart will always have the higher ground of course, but he will never have charisma "
although he is not here to reply, i can only say that i could never match your charisma because all the effing sycophants are licking your backside over there. only a pompous **** would want to be on higher ground so i cannot accept that either.
happy xmas to you all..... sizing europe ....oh my...
LONG RUN ALL THE way ...and you know it makes sense
[;)]
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one of AR's doormen
one of AR's doormen
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groomer!
Date Joined: 25 Jul 06 Add contact | Send message When: 24 Dec 10 13:04 GART = PURPLE WANNABE
groomer!
Come on gart, we know it's all tat for tit, I mean tit for tat, I mean... I don't know what I mean.
happy xmas
happy.... yes.
son been ill for some time, teething, gart seething,
ate a full meal for first time in ages,
gart gets sleep for first time in ages.
kiss my ()*()
happy.... yes.
son been ill for some time, teething, gart seething,
ate a full meal for first time in ages,
gart gets sleep for first time in ages.
kiss my ()*()
gart is a f uck ing toss pot lighten up u serious p ri ck
Dear gart,
I am sorry for posting a thread that isn't deadly serious
I am sorry for posting on another forum with a select few of who used to be regulars on here, and who rarely post here now for various reasons. (Site sluggish, forum gash etc)
I am sorry for building a decent relationship on an internet forum with a few people who seem to know a lot about racing
I am sorry for not posting enough useful threads (I will keep my 40/1 Grand National winner type threads to myself in future)
I am sorry for starting a light-hearted thread that a few forumites on here seem to have found humourous
On that note I am sorry that you don't have any sort of a sense of humour
I am not sorry for being a sarcastic tw@t
I am sorry for posting a thread that isn't deadly serious
I am sorry for posting on another forum with a select few of who used to be regulars on here, and who rarely post here now for various reasons. (Site sluggish, forum gash etc)
I am sorry for building a decent relationship on an internet forum with a few people who seem to know a lot about racing
I am sorry for not posting enough useful threads (I will keep my 40/1 Grand National winner type threads to myself in future)
I am sorry for starting a light-hearted thread that a few forumites on here seem to have found humourous
On that note I am sorry that you don't have any sort of a sense of humour
I am not sorry for being a sarcastic tw@t
I am sorry for building a decent relationship on an internet forum with a few people who seem to know a lot about racing
Plat, trev and ben are guessers imo. 
Plat, trev and ben are guessers imo.
I agree with gart,this thread is full of smug,know all,bullying,self satisfied,condescending bullies.
Like schoolyard bullies you have picked on theses forums makes me sick.
Like schoolyard bullies you have picked on theses forums makes me sick.
What you doing New Year's Eve? Must have been a rip at your place yesterday!
maidstone mixture ran in that derby too,so alls not lost yet 
Ready for his biggest test yet on Saturday. Howard says he won't have any nerves.
Been plotted up for this for 18 months by Hojo
You know what would make me laff hard! If the Machine bolted up today.
at this thread..I wish there was some way we could bump up the original..
Oh dear. Poor old Washing Machine doesn't seem to like it much anymore, does he?!
any fancy enteries coming up?
or are they keeping him fresh for the melbourne cup [;)]
or are they keeping him fresh for the melbourne cup [;)]
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