December 2, deadline day approaches. The decision on whether football is 'coming home again' looms. England have slipped from their position as favourites - you can back them at 2.2 to stage the 2018 World Cup. The Shrewdies - perhaps influenced by the Betfair Contrarian (insert link) - have switched to the perception that Russia are home and hosed. A miniscule 2.0 now on the finals being played out in the 'giant continent' that is the old Soviet Union. Ambramovich-style billionaires - led by spokesman Viacheslav Koloskov - have seemingly been successful in painting England's bid as 'primitive and comical'.
I'm instantly reminded of Michael Palin's classic Ripping Yarn - Golden Gordon -which paints the extreme portrait of an English Alpha male whose life is totally centred around his football team, the fictitious Barnstoneworth United. His boy, named Barnstoneworth naturally, must recite the 1936 Cup winning team before he is allowed breakfast each morning. School homework learning the ascension of British Prime Ministers is binned in favour of detailed pen portraits of Barnstoneworth's legendary players and Gordon regularly smashes up the terraced living room every time Barnestoneworth lose. His wife listens out for the scores on the radio and then dutifully stands in the parlour with the mantelpiece clock in her hands, ready for when her husband comes home to hurl it through the closed bay window.
Primitive and comical is right. England is no giant continent but a small island into whose very fabric football is woven. I read my Non League Paper every weekend and never cease to marvel at the thousands of match scores recorded from the Sydenhams Wessex league to the Vodkat North West Counties and beyond. Thousands of teams below the Football Association four division professional structure that has existed now for over 150 years. Thousands of teams' match scores recorded each week and yet still the four teams who play closest to where I live are still deemed too small to be included in this media coverage. Cartmel & District FC, Grange, Allithwaite Rangers and Arnside all housed in the four divisions of the North Lancashire and District League. All organised clubs with clubhouses and coaches and supporters and weekly raffles.
Football is being played everywhere you look in England and it is indeed the game's home. Any doubt is removed when you go to Ambleside in the Lake District. A rural area of outstanding natural beauty, championed by Romantic poets and scores of hillwalkers and ramblers. Site also of photographer Stuart Clarke's celebrated 'Home of Football' Museum. A cornucopia of contemporary photography celebrating the World of Football including a 40' by 30' mega print of John Motson standing in the snow in his homburg, reporting on the game that will never be played.
The market suggests that the 2018 World Cup final will not now take place in England. Sepp Blatter prefers Russia - where football will always come a cultural second to chess - where the economic consideration is sounder. No governments borrowing billions to build stadiums there. The politics look sounder. England's bid began under a now deposed Prime Minister. His replacement is unsure where the money will come from. And it is fairer to take the tournament to countries that have not staged the event previously. England had its bite in 66' and took full advantage, getting its name on the Trophy.
You have to prove you can win it on foreign soil before you get it back and there are plenty of us who ruefully agree that England will only ever win it again if it comes back here. But England is football's home.
Vitaly Motko and Alexei Sorokin intimated that football and crime were too intrinsically linked in England for it to be a good idea to hold the tournament here again. But was that the action of desperate politicians who knew they were fighting against too mighty an opponent?
Football belongs in England. The World Cup belongs in England. Fifty-two years is too long between tournaments. We need it back. The world's biggest community of football junkies are English and besides, we build fantastic stadiums here! Franz Beckanbauer has long agreed that England deserve a second chance and Sepp Blatter is wavering. You can feel him on the edge of being swayed back if we can just pull that final coup de grace now. With just a couple of weeks to go.
We will have the infrastructure all set up after 2012. The English economy needs it. We don't have any sweet ethnic billionaires. All we have is our football.
Monsieur Blatter, you know it in your heart.
It belongs to us!
By Gary Boswell
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