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16 Mar 13
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#1 There has never been a shark attack in Boort!
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His Holiness the Dalai Lama has, on every previous visit to Australia, snubbed the people of Boort.
The reality television show "Sylvania Waters" was originally planned to be called "Boort"
Recent plans for a Boort bypass have been aBoorted
No movie start from hollywood has ever stepped foot inside the suburb of Boort
Boort used to be in North Queensland but it moved.
It is said that the legendary train robber Ronald Biggs is hiding in Boort ... with Harold Holt & Elvis
It is also reported that Julian Assange was looking for the Boort Embassy but decided on Ecuador instead
Boort's sister city in the US is New York, mainly Brooklyn.
Julia Gillard will spend a week in Boort trying to get some swingers to vote Labor
Boort is also sister cities with McBoort in Scotland, O'Boort in Ireland and Boortski in Poland ...
and not forgetting Boortstein in Israel.
and not forgetting Boortstein in Israel.
We are all out of Boort licence plates, I repeat we are all out of Boort licence plates
Boort was considered for the next AFL franchise but Greater Western Sydney just won the vote.
My Aunt Emily won first prize for her date scones at the Boort Show last year.
She got a small trophy and a Boortie Beatle show bag for her troubles.
She got a small trophy and a Boortie Beatle show bag for her troubles.
and as a token of Boort's appreciation, she also gained free entry into this years Cup. She's on the second line with Wes Komorowski driving
Boort is the geographic center of Australia
The BOORT NESS MONSTER has not been sighted for 100 years
Notable players from Boort are VFL Brownlow Medallist John Schultz
The ratio of male to female in Boort used to 4:1 until TQ visited and influenced the male population to accept their true self. Ratio is now 2:3
Boort was named in memory of the original settlers,Paddy and Mary O'Boort from Ireland.
Gary Harley has attended every Boort Cup since 1891 and still has not tipped a winner...closely followed by Peter Staples
Lets Elope once tipped the card on Boort Cup Day, some of those tips even came less than five minutes after the race....1 was even before the all clear was given 
Showing the kind of initiative that they are renown for ... Boort Cup TV is planning to interview the winning trainer and driver before the race this afternoon.
Boort was going to be the Capital of Australia but people from NSW couldn't handle the fact that the Capital should be in Victoria.
The Boort RSL is the only structure in Victoria that could be seen from outer space on da last space shuttle mission.
Could even see the sign saying 10 dollar roast beef and a free glass of beer for ex servicemen or a sherry for their ladies on Wednesday nights!
Could even see the sign saying 10 dollar roast beef and a free glass of beer for ex servicemen or a sherry for their ladies on Wednesday nights!
The grandstand currently being built at Randwick was meant to be built at Boort but it was decided it wasn't big enough and new plans are now being drafted
Boort Golf Course was originally going to be built at St. Andrews
The world Record score in Pub Pong was set in 1972 at The Boort Hotel.
In 1979, Arnold Smith of Boort threw a Frisbee from Boort to Wodonga
Amazingly it was Arnold Smith again who threw a Boomerang from Boort to Berri in South Australia and back. Unfortunately he died of decapitation when the boomerang arrived back in Boort early, courtesy of an unseasonal tailwind while he was sitting at a bark bench having a sandwich while awaiting the boomerang's return.
PM Harold Holt actually drowned in Lake Boort they just made all that Cheviot Beach stuff up
http://gracelefay.wordpress.com/2012/05/31/boort-day-one/
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