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Otto_Von_Bismarck
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#1 There has never been a shark attack in Boort!

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Otto_Von_Bismarck
When: 16 Mar 13 10:20
His Holiness the Dalai Lama has, on every previous visit to Australia, snubbed the people of Boort.
By:
Otto_Von_Bismarck
When: 16 Mar 13 10:23
The reality television show "Sylvania Waters" was originally planned to be called "Boort"
By:
Otto_Von_Bismarck
When: 16 Mar 13 10:26
Recent plans for a Boort bypass have been aBoorted
By:
got beat by a whisker-again
When: 16 Mar 13 10:32
No movie start from hollywood has ever stepped foot inside the suburb of BoortExcited
By:
got beat by a whisker-again
When: 16 Mar 13 10:32
movie star
By:
Otto_Von_Bismarck
When: 16 Mar 13 10:34
are you kidding?>

What about Boort Reynolds?
By:
Otto_Von_Bismarck
When: 16 Mar 13 10:35
... and Boorte Davis
By:
got beat by a whisker-again
When: 16 Mar 13 10:36
Laugh
By:
got beat by a whisker-again
When: 16 Mar 13 10:36
Boort NewtonConfusedScared
By:
Otto_Von_Bismarck
When: 16 Mar 13 10:36
Bridgette Boortot
By:
Otto_Von_Bismarck
When: 16 Mar 13 10:38
Boort used to be in North Queensland but it moved.
By:
Otto_Von_Bismarck
When: 16 Mar 13 10:39
It is said that the legendary train robber Ronald Biggs is hiding in Boort ... with Harold Holt & Elvis
By:
Otto_Von_Bismarck
When: 16 Mar 13 10:42
It is also reported that Julian Assange was looking for the Boort Embassy but decided on Ecuador instead
By:
trotlover
When: 16 Mar 13 10:44
Boort's sister city in the US is New York, mainly Brooklyn.
By:
gardenstar
When: 16 Mar 13 10:45
Asylum Boort seekers continue to damage the Govt
By:
Kye
When: 16 Mar 13 10:47
Julia Gillard will spend a week in Boort trying to get some swingers to vote Labor
By:
Otto_Von_Bismarck
When: 16 Mar 13 11:05
Boort is also sister cities with McBoort in Scotland, O'Boort in Ireland and Boortski in Poland ...

and not forgetting Boortstein in Israel.
By:
Joel
When: 16 Mar 13 11:14
We are all out of Boort licence plates, I repeat we are all out of Boort licence plates Excited
By:
Joel
When: 16 Mar 13 11:15
Boort was considered for the next AFL franchise but Greater Western Sydney just won the vote.
By:
BIGEARN
When: 16 Mar 13 11:50
My Aunt Emily won first prize for her date scones at the Boort Show last year.

She got a small trophy and a Boortie Beatle show bag for her troubles.
By:
Otto_Von_Bismarck
When: 16 Mar 13 11:56
and as a token of Boort's appreciation, she also gained free entry into this years Cup. She's on the second line with Wes Komorowski driving
By:
Barney The Bot Slayer
When: 16 Mar 13 13:07
Boort is the geographic center of Australia
By:
Barney The Bot Slayer
When: 16 Mar 13 13:09
The BOORT NESS MONSTER has not been sighted for 100 years
By:
Barney The Bot Slayer
When: 16 Mar 13 13:11
Notable players from Boort are VFL Brownlow Medallist John Schultz
By:
Kye
When: 16 Mar 13 13:50
The ratio of male to female in Boort used to 4:1 until TQ visited and influenced the male population to accept their true self. Ratio is now 2:3
By:
spyvspy27
When: 16 Mar 13 14:02
Laugh
By:
burgess
When: 16 Mar 13 14:16
Boort was named in memory of the original settlers,Paddy and Mary O'Boort from Ireland.
By:
the wiz
When: 17 Mar 13 00:05
Tinkler has bought Boort
By:
gardenstar
When: 17 Mar 13 02:02
Gary Harley has attended every Boort Cup since 1891 and still has not tipped a winner...closely followed by Peter Staples
By:
SecondComing
When: 17 Mar 13 02:08
LaughLaugh
By:
Joel
When: 17 Mar 13 02:27
Lets Elope once tipped the card on Boort Cup Day, some of those tips even came less than five minutes after the race....1 was even before the all clear was given Shocked
By:
Otto_Von_Bismarck
When: 17 Mar 13 02:49
Showing the kind of initiative that they are renown for ... Boort Cup TV is planning to interview the winning trainer and driver before the race this afternoon.
By:
Joel
When: 17 Mar 13 02:58
Boort was going to be the Capital of Australia but people from NSW couldn't handle the fact that the Capital should be in Victoria.
By:
BIGEARN
When: 17 Mar 13 03:06
The Boort RSL is the only structure in Victoria that could be seen from outer space on da last space shuttle mission.

Could even see the sign saying 10 dollar roast beef and a free glass of beer for ex servicemen or a sherry for their ladies on Wednesday nights!
By:
gardenstar
When: 17 Mar 13 04:08
The grandstand currently being built at Randwick was meant to be built at Boort but it was decided it wasn't big enough and new plans are now being drafted
By:
Otto_Von_Bismarck
When: 17 Mar 13 09:18
Boort Golf Course was originally going to be built at St. Andrews
By:
Otto_Von_Bismarck
When: 17 Mar 13 09:26
The world Record score in Pub Pong was set in 1972 at The Boort Hotel.
By:
Otto_Von_Bismarck
When: 17 Mar 13 09:28
In 1979, Arnold Smith of Boort threw a Frisbee from Boort to Wodonga
By:
Otto_Von_Bismarck
When: 17 Mar 13 09:33
Amazingly it was Arnold Smith again who threw a Boomerang from Boort to Berri in South Australia and back. Unfortunately he died of decapitation when the boomerang arrived back in Boort early, courtesy of an unseasonal tailwind while he was sitting at a bark bench having a sandwich while awaiting the boomerang's return.
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