Alex69

[b]ISN'T[/b] it awkward when you meet someone and they want to buy the clothes you're wearing? I experienced this the other day in a delightful country pub I visited, just south of Crewe. While I was tucking into the Ploughman’s Lunch In A Basket (tremendous value at £7.99 with a free pint of Bishop’s Thorny Elbow), this dreadful fellow approached me and offered me £100 for my blazer. I politely declined as I was just about to shovel some more Branston Small Chunk onto a nice piece of brie, but he wasn’t letting it go. [b]I calmly explained to him that the buttons alone were worth more than a grand[/b] and he seemed to take umbrage at this, going all hot under the collar. He offered me outside, so I told him to stop being so rude and to wait until I’d finished. He started...