[b]HELLO[/b], good afternoon and welcome to my latest blog. I just thought I'd take this opportunity to commiserate with West Ham, Blackpool and Birmingham and remind you all of one of my earlier, Nostradamus-like pieces of punting advice.
[b]This is from my 'Success buys more champagne 18 Feb 11 09:44' post...[/b]
[b][i]BACK Blackpool to be relegated from the Premier League 2010/11[/b]
While I never take any pleasure in people’s misfortune, watching Blackpool FC is like rubber-necking at a motorway pile-up. With a squad thinner than my bespoke cigarette papers, they’re a car crash that’s already happened and are nailed-on relegation certainties, despite not being in the bottom three as I write this. You’ll have to wait until May for your cash, but those strawberries will...
[b]SUCCESS[/b] buys more champagne - all three successfully backed & already laid off. Enjoy quaffing, followers. More tips to follow in the next few days when I've recovered from my next hangover [:cool:]
[b]Original posts below...[/b]
[i]22 Feb 11 09:15[/i]
BACK: Over 2.5 goals in tonight’s Blackpool v Spurs match. Both of these teams love to get the ball down, pass it around and attack, attack, attack. Couple this with the fact that Blackpool have as much chance of keeping a clean sheet as a vagrant with chronic diarrhoea and you’re laughing all the way to the members’ only cocktail bar.
BACK: Norwich City to beat Doncaster at home this evening. Genuine promotion contenders Norwich are very strong at home, while a cursory glance at the Championship...
[b]HELLO[/b], good morning and welcome to the latest edition of my blog. Special warm greetings go to my ever-growing band of followers.
I’m going to have to cut down on this post-win boozing. The other week this little darling with warm brown hair and a beautiful smile walked into the country pub near my UK holiday mansion which I like to pop into from time to time to celebrate a win. My friend, ‘Obscure’ Fred Tottington, the local gamekeeper who has a small cottage next door, whispered to me: “She’s rather a beautiful little thing,” to which I replied: “Which one?”
Seeing double is one of the more tolerable side-effects to having a drink. It’s the morning after that irks me. “Hair of the dog, old bean?” yelled Fred through my letterbox. I wouldn’t like to...