PREMIER DIVISION FRIDAY 28th FEBRUARY (Final day rules apply)

Tribal Act - 7.45 Southwell

Cheers imlac. Thanks for keeping the show on the road for another month.

A priest and nun are travelling through the desert when their camel suddenly dies. They are stranded there distraught and sure to die.

Finally the priest looks at the nun and says “Sister, I have to be honest with you, being a man of God I have never looked upon the body of a naked woman and, as we are sure to die, I would like to see one before I go.”

The nun looks at him and says “Father, I have never seen the naked body of a man, and I too would like to see one before I die.”

So the nun takes off her clothes and the priest gazes at her in awe. Then he takes of his clothes and the nun begins examining him. Then she points at his penis and says “Father, what’s that?”

“Well you see Sister, that is the most important gift a man possesses, it is the giver of life.”

“Then stick it in that camel and let’s get the hell out of here!”

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1		220-ddd	Fortismere (4)	No Selection		0.00	£10.97
2		211-d02	Sempervivum (5)	No Selection		0.00	£6.71
3		1121101	Flemenstar	Walkadina  - 2.35 Ludl	2nd 4/7	-1.00	£5.08
4		120-d00	Wonder Boy (1)	Grenadier Jed  - 2.25 Taun	1st 1/2	0.50	£2.40
5	+3	113-d01	persian war (5)	Elterwater  - 8.00 Chelm	1st 4/6	0.67	-£0.57
6	-1	11d-2d1	soldieroffortune (5)	Love Like This  - 4.35 Clon	Lost	-1.00	-£0.82
7	-1	11n-001	Captain Scarlet	Payment Plan  - 2.10 Newc	Lost	-1.00	-£1.69
8	+7	132-220	Mr_Spreadsheet (2)	Paggane  - 1.40 Clon	1st 15/8	1.88	-£1.71
9	-2	1d1-101	Hilly (5)	Little Dipper  - 2.35 Ludl	Lost	-1.00	-£1.77
10	-1	d20-311	Imnotmean (5)	No Selection		0.00	-£2.05
11		d1d-12d	Oakley (4)	No Selection		0.00	-£2.63
12		21d-ddd	Rambling Bear (5)	No Selection		0.00	-£2.70
13		d1d-2dd	Celeric (5)	No Selection		0.00	-£3.16
14	-4	021-101	GLASGOWCALLING (1)	Tomorrow Day  - 2.45 Newc	Lost	-1.00	-£3.22
15	-1	120-2dd	Andrew.in.Sweden (4)	No Selection		0.00	-£3.42
16		113-d21	salmon spray (5)	No Selection		0.00	-£3.71
17		1d01dd1	la mallatiere (5)	Grenadier Jed  - 2.25 Taun	1st 1/2	0.50	-£3.87
18	+1	d33-d0d	youresomean (5)	No Selection		0.00	-£4.47
19	+1	112-d01	Anzio (5)	No Selection		0.00	-£4.56
20	+4	132-201	Draw1 (5)	Diamonds For Luck  - 1.50 Taun	1st 1/16	0.06	-£5.33
21	+1	2300001	sing when ur winning (1)	No Selection		0.00	-£5.38
21	+1	010-222	I am the one and only223 (1)	No Selection		0.00	-£5.38
23	-5	001-102	tangerine	So Obsessed  - 7.30 Chelm	2nd 16/1	-1.00	-£5.42
24	-3	320-d32	kkkatt (2)	Hitak  - 4.00 Clon	Lost	-1.00	-£5.74
25	+3	2300010	tictacman1	Charming Getaway  - 4.53 Ludl	1st 5/2	2.50	-£7.00
26▼	-1	1d2-101	Justin Time (1)	Walkadina  - 2.35 Ludl	2nd 4/7	-1.00	-£7.29
27▼	-1	n1d-201	travelling man (1)	Walkadina  - 2.35 Ludl	2nd 4/7	-1.00	-£7.31
28▼	-1	112-add	Sir Rembrandt (5)	Gaye Legacy  - 3.45 Ludl	2nd 9/4	-1.00	-£8.53
29▼		3dd-2d3	hulk23 (5)	No Selection		-1.00	-£11.23
30▼		0n1-000	Aquarius (5)	Heard That  - 4.20 Ludl	Lost	-1.00	-£11.88

If you can't post to the forum you can always send an email to napscomp@gmail.com. Put the division name in the subject and your full forum name by itself on the first line. Put your selection on the second line - format should be the usual:
Nijinsky - 4.30 Plumpton. Please don't include personal information. My app will post to the forum whatever you include in the email.

Magical King - 5:05 Newbury

Many thanks Imlac for all excellent monthly scoring.

Sir Rembrandt

Pierrot Jaguen - 3.58 Newbury

Good Banter - 3.00 Lingfield

Via Email sent  • 28/02/2025 06:48:09



la mallatiere
Pierrot Jaguen - 3.58 Newbury
Thanks Imlac and for all your work

Via Email sent  • 28/02/2025 06:56:20



la mallatiere
King Of The Lake - 2.13 Newbury

To replace already taken one

Stateira - 5.45 Southwell
Many thanks Imlac for the efficient runnig of this month's competition

Justin Time   
Shutupshirley - 5.05 Newbury

travelling man
Ocean Conquest - 2.48 Newbury
Thanks for another month's excellent settling Imlac

Bashers Reflection - 3.23 Newbury

Anzio
Star of Affinity - 2.13 Newbury

Sempervivum
Lud'Or - 3.58 Newbury
Thank you.

Wonderful Eagle (GER) - 17:05 Newbury
Fri 28 Feb 3m Hcap Hrd

Many thanks for the efficient running of this month's competition

Morning Imlac

Thank you for all your hard work for us again this month, it’s very much appreciated

Catherine Chroi - 5.30 Dundalk

Thanks

Mums Tipple  3-35  Lingfield

NAME	TOTAL	SELECTION	RACETIME	RACEMEETING	BF ODDS	SP GUESS	RESULT	CHAMPION ODDS %	PROMOTION ODDS %	RELEGATION ODDS %
Fortismere	10.97	Prince Of Pillo	15:35	Lingfield	7.9	7		79.79	0	0
Sempervivum	6.71	Lud'or	15:58	Newbury	6.2	5.5		12.8	0	0
Flemenstar	5.08	Good Banter	15:00	Lingfield	4.85	4.33		0	0	0
Wonder Boy	2.4	Hype Merchant	20:15	Southwell	2.84	2.625		0	0	0
persian war	-0.57	Ferrous	15:35	Lingfield	3.175	3		0	0	0
soldieroffortune	-0.82	Catherine Chroi	17:30	Dundalk	13	11		0	0	0
Captain Scarlet	-1.69							0	0	0
Mr_Spreadsheet	-1.71	Bozeman	17:45	Southwell	2.16	2.05		0	0	0
Hilly	-1.77	Romanova	14:25	Lingfield	10.25	9		0	0	0
Imnotmean	-2.05	Obsidian Knight	13:55	Lingfield			Lost	0	0	0
Oakley	-2.63	Bearaway	13:55	Lingfield			Won 2.75	0	0	0
Rambling Bear	-2.7	Give It To Me Oj	14:48	Newbury	1.795	1.7272		0	0	0
Celeric	-3.16	Kosac d'Oudairies	17:25	Ffos Las	1.685	1.62		0	0	0
GLASGOWCALLING	-3.22	Youthful King	16:45	Lingfield	29.5	21		2.96	0	0
Andrew.in.Sweden	-3.42	Fantazy Man	18:00	Dundalk	55	34		1.84	0	0
salmon spray	-3.71	Bashers Reflection	15:23	Newbury	2.39	2.2		0	0	0
la mallatiere	-3.87	King Of The Lake	14:13	Newbury	3.975	3.75		0	0	0
youresomean	-4.47	King Of Ithaca	18:45	Southwell	4.15	3.75		0	0	0.01
Anzio	-4.56	Star Of Affinity	14:13	Newbury	4.65	4.33		0	0	0.01
Draw1	-5.33	Followango	14:35	Ffos Las	1.735	1.62		0	0	0.01
sing when ur winning	-5.38	Dallas Star	18:30	Dundalk	4.35	4		0	0	0.09
I am the one and only223	-5.38	Tribal Act	19:45	Southwell	1.985	1.833		0	0	0.1
tangerine	-5.42	Kristal Klear	18:45	Southwell	17.5	14		0	0	1.9
kkkatt	-5.74	Mums Tipple	15:35	Lingfield	30	21		2.61	0	20.99
tictacman1	-7	Magical King	17:05	Newbury	4.1	3.75		0	0	54.33
Justin Time	-7.29	Shutupshirley	17:05	Newbury	6.9	6		0	0	85.45
travelling man	-7.31	Ocean Conquest	14:48	Newbury	3.125	2.875		0	0	68.01
Sir Rembrandt	-8.53	Pierrot Jaguen	15:58	Newbury	2.52	2.375		0	0	85.63
hulk23	-11.23	Wonderful Eagle	17:05	Newbury	6.3	5.5		0	0	86.76
Aquarius	-11.88	Stateira	17:45	Southwell	31	21		0	0	96.74